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Shower Thought 2020-03-24 21:01:42 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 80 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-24 20:27:22 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 75 0 None -
Copypasta: Attention all women Mar 24th, 2020 Never 48 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-24 18:54:26 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
Copypasta: Quarantine? More like quaran time 🕋🕋🕌👏 may allah bless you Mar 24th, 2020 Never 41 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-24 17:10:47 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 39 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-24 16:16:31 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 39 0 None -
TIFU by making fun of a woman in a wheelchair Mar 24th, 2020 Never 225 0 None -
TIFU by making my grandma listen to a sex song Mar 24th, 2020 Never 42 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-24 13:36:45 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 92 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-24 12:43:58 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 131 0 None -
What do you get when you cross a bat with a society that cooks him and treats him like food? Mar 24th, 2020 Never 39 0 None -
Copypasta: So disappointed in the new Animal Crossing... Mar 24th, 2020 Never 33 0 None -
TIFU By using gaming chat etiquette while needing work Zoom etiquette Mar 24th, 2020 Never 1,575 0 None -
Copypasta: [🍑4🍆] 😂😂SMASH👏THAT👏MF😤UPVOTE👌👌🅱️UTTON😂TO WIN💯A FREE😍MEME👏SLUT💦😜 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 60 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-24 09:07:58 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 142 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-24 08:37:31 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 118 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-24 07:52:40 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 41 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-24 06:53:59 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 61 0 None -
What do you call appetizers at a cannibal restaurant? Mar 24th, 2020 Never 140 0 None -
I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. Mar 24th, 2020 Never 223 0 None -
Women's rights Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 36 0 None -
Copypasta: I want to fuck the discord mascot. Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 38 0 None -
Copypasta: I have an odd relationship with this theme song... Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 143 0 None -
What's the difference between Choclates and babies? Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 138 0 None -
Copypasta: Owoifier will feel so defeated after posting a comment in this thread Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 100 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-24 01:08:33 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 50 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-24 00:08:49 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 116 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-23 23:21:12 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 58 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-23 22:47:22 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 47 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-23 22:11:45 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 32 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-23 21:35:17 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 38 0 None -
TIFU by masturbating at school Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 36 0 None -
Copypasta: dio sama Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 555 0 None -
TIFU by beating my wife and getting sexually assaulted in return Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 35 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-23 18:30:18 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-23 17:51:55 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 93 0 None -
Copypasta: From a shitty discord server after someone lost an argument Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 97 0 None -
Copypasta: CAN EVERYONE STOP WITH THE COVID-19 POSTS! Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 245 0 None -
Copypasta: ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💦😉 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 35 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-23 15:03:56 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 104 0 None -
Tifu a MRI scan by having a dark sense of humour, that poor med tech. Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 205 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-23 13:08:27 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 110 0 None -
Copypasta: Omfg I wanna fill Aunt Jemima up with my hot hot semen Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
TIFU when going to the hospital for an MRI Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 136 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-23 10:53:22 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-23 09:57:32 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 172 0 None -
Copypasta: Things to say 🗣️ when Cummy 👑😍 says something Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 47 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-23 08:18:55 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 41 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-23 07:20:26 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 40 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-23 06:49:37 Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 158 0 None -
"Father, why is my name 'Rose'? Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 116 0 None -
Can anyone inform me on who invented knock knock jokes ? Mar 23rd, 2020 Never 200 0 None -
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 147 0 None -
TIFU by considering spreading some holiday cheer during this pandemic. Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 37 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-23 03:24:44 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 42 0 None -
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 189 0 None -
A young artist exhibits his work for the first time... Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 103 0 None -
TIFU by digging a shallow grave Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 218 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-23 00:52:51 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 39 0 None -
I told my girlfriend we could watch any porn for our anniversary and we will then reenact it Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 46 0 None -
TIFU by being Asian in a hospital Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 876 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-22 22:38:17 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 45 0 None -
Copypasta: DUde, I just won a staring contest with the sun. Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 87 0 None -
TIFU by accidentally taking my adderall before bed instead of the melatonin i was trying to take Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 46 0 None -
TIFU by getting kicked out of the house on quarantine Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 169 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-22 20:15:59 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 87 0 None -
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing. Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 84 0 None -
Tifu by sending the wrong picture NSFW Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 35 0 None -
Copypasta: The Emoji Movie Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 39 0 None -
TIFU by sending sex videos of me and my partner to my own MOTHER Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-22 16:54:50 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 43 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-22 16:13:13 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 103 0 None -
Copypasta: TERRORISTS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN LEGO CITY Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 148 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-22 14:56:54 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 42 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-22 14:24:23 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 45 0 None -
What’s the difference between a couple dollars and a will to live? Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 44 0 None -
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 83 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-22 12:25:28 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 683 0 None -
TIFU by watching Onward tonight Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 630 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-22 10:55:30 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 634 0 None -
Copypasta: 🎶 doofenshmirtz evil incorporated 🎶 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 630 0 None -
TIFU by accidentally flashing a girl I was living with and startling her into doing the same Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 570 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-22 08:52:05 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 626 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-22 08:00:50 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 632 0 None -
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 692 0 None -
Copypasta: Found on r/HydroHomies Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 715 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-22 05:50:38 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 694 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-22 05:05:35 Mar 22nd, 2020 Never 703 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-22 04:06:14 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 627 0 None -
TIFU by saying my wife sleeps around. Mar 21st, 2020 Never 782 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-22 02:58:27 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 623 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-22 02:01:41 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 639 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-22 01:23:40 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 733 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-22 00:28:33 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 686 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-21 23:44:19 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 717 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-21 22:54:51 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 694 0 None -
How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced? Mar 21st, 2020 Never 719 0 None -
Sheepdog: Yep, that’s 40 sheep there. Farmer: What, there should be only 37? Mar 21st, 2020 Never 665 0 None -
Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Mar 21st, 2020 Never 727 0 None -
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