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How can you easily spot an optimist? Mar 27th, 2020 Never 128 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-27 23:16:31 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 98 0 None -
What do you get when you mix feminist, brain damage, and a stick in an anus Mar 27th, 2020 Never 94 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-27 21:56:23 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 42 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-27 20:56:54 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 45 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-27 20:00:02 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 41 0 None -
Copypasta: Response whenever someone post cringe Mar 27th, 2020 Never 44 0 None -
So Boris Johnson has tested positive for COVID-19... Mar 27th, 2020 Never 346 0 None -
Copypasta: If your doctor spoke like Trump Mar 27th, 2020 Never 189 0 None -
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention Mar 27th, 2020 Never 81 0 None -
I believe in secularism Mar 27th, 2020 Never 79 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-27 15:53:41 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 89 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-27 15:18:54 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 47 0 None -
TIFU by making my wife think she miscarried Mar 27th, 2020 Never 124 0 None -
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed Mar 27th, 2020 Never 104 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-27 12:57:19 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 43 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-27 12:25:57 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 41 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-27 11:55:32 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 89 0 None -
Copypasta: RAAAAM RAAAAAAANCH Mar 27th, 2020 Never 33 0 None -
Copypasta: Let’s say, hypothetically, you’re on a farm. Mar 27th, 2020 Never 281 0 None -
This bar joke caught me by surprise Mar 27th, 2020 Never 116 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-27 08:56:18 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 42 0 None -
Copypasta: Orgasms on LSD Mar 27th, 2020 Never 147 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-27 07:28:12 Mar 27th, 2020 Never 116 0 None -
TIFU by walking in naked to my mums video conference Mar 27th, 2020 Never 30 0 None -
Tifu by not insisting on opening up a box of 500 crickets, now my house is infested. Mar 27th, 2020 Never 345 0 None -
Why did the sperm cross the road? Mar 27th, 2020 Never 165 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-27 04:35:51 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 47 0 None -
Copypasta: How exactly does one get p**sy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? Mar 26th, 2020 Never 47 0 None -
TIFU by exposing my son and myself to my wife's business partners and clients. Mar 26th, 2020 Never 350 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-27 02:42:44 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 53 0 None -
Copypasta: Imagine 10 years ago Mar 26th, 2020 Never 681 0 None -
What do you call a cow that works out? Mar 26th, 2020 Never 84 0 None -
How Long is a Chinese man's name. Mar 26th, 2020 Never 107 0 None -
Im so bored sitting at home that I decided to memorize six pages of the dictionary. Mar 26th, 2020 Never 174 0 None -
TIFU by not listening to my mom and now being stuck in a different country. Mar 26th, 2020 Never 51 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-26 21:38:54 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 35 0 None -
How To Get Free Pornhub Premium Anytime Mar 26th, 2020 Never 40 0 None -
They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer... Mar 26th, 2020 Never 141 0 None -
Copypasta: Alexander Hamilton but every noun is penis Mar 26th, 2020 Never 493 0 None -
Recess and cookies Mar 26th, 2020 Never 105 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-26 18:04:04 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 47 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-26 17:26:38 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 89 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-26 16:47:49 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 63 0 None -
My Cocaine Is So White Mar 26th, 2020 Never 86 0 None -
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson Mar 26th, 2020 Never 48 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-26 14:24:46 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 100 0 None -
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months....... Mar 26th, 2020 Never 172 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-26 12:50:17 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 42 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-26 11:50:50 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 41 0 None -
Copypasta: Where to find the funny Mar 26th, 2020 Never 103 0 None -
Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack? Mar 26th, 2020 Never 130 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-26 09:30:45 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 42 0 None -
What do you call a 19 year old that turns 20 while in quarantine? Mar 26th, 2020 Never 106 0 None -
Why did Hitler kill himself? Mar 26th, 2020 Never 135 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-26 07:14:36 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 117 0 None -
Copypasta: different variations of "curse you perry the platypus." Mar 26th, 2020 Never 157 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-26 05:58:33 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 120 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-26 05:01:13 Mar 26th, 2020 Never 137 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-26 04:28:02 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 39 0 None -
Copypasta: bts is my life 🩸❤️❤️❤️❤️ Mar 25th, 2020 Never 41 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-26 02:57:04 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 50 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-26 02:14:21 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 51 0 None -
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. Mar 25th, 2020 Never 60 0 None -
Copypasta: I want to fuck Timmy Nook from Animal Crossing Mar 25th, 2020 Never 35 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-25 23:49:25 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 41 0 None -
Every country will get COVID-19 eventually... Mar 25th, 2020 Never 107 0 None -
TIFU by going full survival mode Mar 25th, 2020 Never 49 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-25 21:56:23 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 89 0 None -
What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Mar 25th, 2020 Never 98 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-25 20:14:54 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 90 0 None -
Copypasta: Sonic Boom: Feminism Mar 25th, 2020 Never 145 0 None -
TIFU by doing a hard workout programme in exchange for nudes Mar 25th, 2020 Never 49 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-25 17:45:40 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 51 0 None -
Copypasta: Help me find my son! Mar 25th, 2020 Never 29 0 None -
I ran out of toilet paper so, I started using newspapers. Mar 25th, 2020 Never 89 0 None -
Copypasta: [OC] Cool ways to call your black friend Mar 25th, 2020 Never 219 0 None -
What did Michael Jackson say to the orphan? Mar 25th, 2020 Never 106 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-25 14:03:44 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-25 13:29:39 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 130 0 None -
I told my son to stop playing Russian Roulette... Mar 25th, 2020 Never 110 0 None -
I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth Mar 25th, 2020 Never 131 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-25 11:19:42 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 108 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-25 10:23:54 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 88 0 None -
42M with toilet paper seeking female with hand sanitiser ... Mar 25th, 2020 Never 121 0 None -
Copypasta: 18 Nakes Cowboys Mar 25th, 2020 Never 49 0 None -
TIFU by answering a knock on my door Mar 25th, 2020 Never 150 0 None -
What fruit likes to go down slides? Mar 25th, 2020 Never 152 0 None -
A man is staying in a hotel. Mar 25th, 2020 Never 157 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-25 05:35:39 Mar 25th, 2020 Never 117 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-25 04:46:29 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 38 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-25 04:10:04 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 39 0 None -
TIFU by stealing a condom from my dad.. Mar 24th, 2020 Never 697 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-25 02:19:44 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 34 0 None -
How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats.... Mar 24th, 2020 Never 36 0 None -
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Mar 24th, 2020 Never 96 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-25 00:07:18 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 149 0 None -
Copypasta: The declaration of independence in minecraft enchantment table language Mar 24th, 2020 Never 1,598 0 None -
TIFU by sending a get well card to a new client Mar 24th, 2020 Never 254 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-24 21:42:53 Mar 24th, 2020 Never 87 0 None -
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