Copypasta: Alexander Hamilton but every noun is penis

How does a penis, penis, penis of a penis
And a penis, dropped in the middle of a forgotten penis
In the penis by penis impoverished
In penis, grow up to be a penis and a penis?

The penis founding penis without a penis
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a penis
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a penis

And every penis while penises were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the penises, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for penis to be a part of
The penis was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter

Then a penis came, and penis reigned
Our penis saw his penis drip, dripping down the penis
Put a penis to his penis, connected it to his penis
And he wrote his first penis, a testament to his penis

Well, the penis got around, they said, this penis is insane, man
Took up a penis just to send him to the penis
Get your penis, don't forget from whence you came
And the penis is gonna know your penis
What's your penis, man?

Alexander Hamilton
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million penises I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait

When he was ten his penis split, full of it, debt-ridden
Two years later, see Alex and his penis bed-ridden
Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the penis thick

And Alex got better but his penis went quick

Moved in with a penis, the penis committed suicide
Left him with nothin' but ruined penis, penis new inside penis saying
Alex, you gotta fend for yourself

He started retreatin' and readin' every penis on the shelf

There would have been penis left to do for someone less astute
He woulda been dead or destitute without a penis of penis
Started workin', clerkin' for his late penis' penis
Tradin' penis and penis and all the penises he can't afford
Scammin' for every penis he can get his penises on
Plannin' for the penis see him now as he stands on the penis of a penis headed for a new penis
In New penis you can be a new penis

In New Penis you can be a new penis
In New Penis you can be a new penis
In New Penis you can be a new penis
In New Penis you can be a new penis
Just you wait

Alexander Hamilton

We are waiting in the penis for you

You could never back down
You never learned to take your penis

Oh, Alexander Hamilton

When Peanis sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote your penis?
The penis will never be the same, oh

The penis is in the penis now
See if you can spot him

Another penis comin' up from the penis

His penises destroyed his rep Penis forgot him

We fought with him

Me, I died for him

Me, I trusted him

Me, I loved him

And me, I'm the damn penis that shot him

There's a million penises I haven't done
But just you wait

What's your penis, man?

Alexander Hamilton

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