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TIFU By Using Voice to Text Mar 21st, 2020 Never 771 0 None -
TIFU by going to D&D Mar 21st, 2020 Never 709 0 None -
TIFU by listening to a podcast while remote working Mar 21st, 2020 Never 484 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-21 18:28:09 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 626 0 None -
TIFU by going through a Taco Bell drive-thru and getting my friends pulled over. Mar 21st, 2020 Never 768 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-21 16:54:42 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 666 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-21 15:07:55 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 685 0 None -
Copypasta: Showing my ass on omegle Mar 21st, 2020 Never 716 0 None -
Copypasta: Tits or Ass Mar 21st, 2020 Never 852 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-21 13:15:28 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 655 0 None -
Copypasta: holy fuck I’m freaking out a member of the CDC just called me Mar 21st, 2020 Never 632 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-21 11:34:28 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 634 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-21 10:40:13 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 628 0 None -
Copypasta: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀? Mar 21st, 2020 Never 145 0 None -
Copypasta: You simp Mar 21st, 2020 Never 812 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-21 08:48:45 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 694 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-21 08:06:07 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 725 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-21 07:10:38 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 685 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-21 06:38:11 Mar 21st, 2020 Never 736 0 None -
This guy is sitting in a bar when this beautiful super model walks in. Mar 21st, 2020 Never 712 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-21 04:53:54 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 633 0 None -
Copypasta: Holy fuck I just got a call from the CDC Mar 20th, 2020 Never 622 0 None -
Copypasta: Guys I need help. I wanted to see how stretchy my foreskin was and so I stretched it around an Oreo and now it's stuck. I don't want to get crumbs in my Urethra but I really need to pee. Should I just cut it off? Mar 20th, 2020 Never 704 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-21 02:36:01 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 693 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-21 01:59:44 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 704 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-21 01:26:34 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 702 0 None -
TIFU by being choked. Mar 20th, 2020 Never 764 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-21 00:16:58 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 628 0 None -
TIFU by losing my wallet and my life's work Mar 20th, 2020 Never 693 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-20 21:50:21 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 633 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-20 21:03:01 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 629 0 None -
Who is Goofy's favorite actress? Mar 20th, 2020 Never 679 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-20 19:15:28 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 688 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-20 18:23:37 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 622 0 None -
Copypasta: A cure! 😷🤒 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 631 0 None -
My wife called me at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, I replied, "No..." Mar 20th, 2020 Never 682 0 None -
Copypasta: Entire COVID-19 Genome Sequence Mar 20th, 2020 Never 936 0 None -
Copypasta: Attention - due to the increased risk of COVID-19 I will no longer be eating ass. I apologize for the inconvenience this may cause. Mar 20th, 2020 Never 625 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-20 14:00:08 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 677 0 None -
Tifu by not closing my store during the outbreak. Now i will miss the birth of my child, and might lose my business. Mar 20th, 2020 Never 476 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-20 12:22:51 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 687 0 None -
Copypasta: Rap God but it's a deaf person doing it Mar 20th, 2020 Never 689 0 None -
my uncle jack is stuck on a roof. Mar 20th, 2020 Never 711 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-20 10:26:24 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 734 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-20 09:29:55 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 630 0 None -
TIFU a 2 week notice Mar 20th, 2020 Never 753 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-20 08:08:06 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 710 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-20 07:32:32 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 476 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-20 06:58:40 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 723 0 None -
Why do police officers have flashlights on their guns? Mar 20th, 2020 Never 726 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-20 05:30:32 Mar 20th, 2020 Never 697 0 None -
TIFU by accidentally making egg-flavored cupcakes Mar 19th, 2020 Never 719 0 None -
A man visits a doctor to talk about his sex life. Mar 19th, 2020 Never 629 0 None -
TIFU by using my boyfriend’s phone to check my messages Mar 19th, 2020 Never 913 0 None -
Copypasta: I can't wait any longer for Isabelle's pussy. Mar 19th, 2020 Never 637 0 None -
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer. Mar 19th, 2020 Never 744 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-20 01:05:19 Mar 19th, 2020 Never 616 0 None -
Copypasta: Doofenshmurtz and the 2020 Financial Crisis Mar 19th, 2020 Never 701 0 None -
Why do Chinese kids not believe in santa? Mar 19th, 2020 Never 668 0 None -
TIFU my entire future Mar 19th, 2020 Never 620 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-19 21:30:37 Mar 19th, 2020 Never 662 0 None -
I'd like to tell you my corona virus joke. Mar 19th, 2020 Never 675 0 None -
TIFU By Spilling Tea over the Prime Minster of Australia Mar 19th, 2020 Never 782 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-19 10:42:15 Mar 19th, 2020 Never 118 0 None -
Why did the Coronavirus cross the road? Mar 19th, 2020 Never 658 0 None -
I wear two pairs of pants when I play golf Mar 19th, 2020 Never 710 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-19 08:56:47 Mar 19th, 2020 Never 678 0 None -
Copypasta: I am a boob connoisseur Mar 19th, 2020 Never 796 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-19 07:27:17 Mar 19th, 2020 Never 623 0 None -
How do you stop a man from drowning Mar 19th, 2020 Never 687 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-19 06:11:58 Mar 19th, 2020 Never 696 0 None -
A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him? Mar 19th, 2020 Never 778 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-19 04:38:43 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 687 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-19 04:02:13 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 685 0 None -
What's the difference between a jew and a gun? Mar 18th, 2020 Never 702 0 None -
Copypasta: Posted in an AMA Bill Gates was doing in r/Coronavirus Mar 18th, 2020 Never 815 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-19 02:08:03 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 614 0 None -
Two friends are walking their dogs--a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua--when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. Mar 18th, 2020 Never 729 0 None -
According to my doctor it should be ok for me to ignore social distancing on Saturdays and Sundays. Mar 18th, 2020 Never 708 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-18 23:49:46 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 668 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-18 22:58:07 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 618 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-18 22:17:26 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 677 0 None -
Copypasta: OmG GuYS LIkE If WaTcHInG In 202O Mar 18th, 2020 Never 618 0 None -
TIFU by trying to wake up a dead teenager Mar 18th, 2020 Never 733 0 None -
I just tried to make reservations at the library... Mar 18th, 2020 Never 678 0 None -
What two presidents were the most open-minded Mar 18th, 2020 Never 681 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-18 18:56:23 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 614 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-18 18:21:29 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 654 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-18 17:40:57 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 675 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-18 11:17:38 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 616 0 None -
TIFU by Almost Sending my Friend to Heaven Mar 18th, 2020 Never 889 0 None -
Copypasta: gamer scum Mar 18th, 2020 Never 613 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-18 08:16:32 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 683 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-18 07:39:51 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 667 0 None -
TIFU by stating I can’t wait to see what else 2020 can throw at me. Mar 18th, 2020 Never 614 0 None -
What do you call the toilet of a king with a gambling addiction? Mar 18th, 2020 Never 694 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-18 05:46:37 Mar 18th, 2020 Never 700 0 None -
What’s a group of Chubby newborns called? Mar 17th, 2020 Never 686 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-18 03:27:03 Mar 17th, 2020 Never 609 0 None -
My wife and I don't want any kids Mar 17th, 2020 Never 707 0 None -
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