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TIFU by stating I can’t wait to see what else 2020 can throw at me.

Mar 18th, 2020
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  1. Yesterday everything kind of really sank in for everyone in town, because jobs officially closed or announced their plans to close. Today I was talking to friends on the phone, We got on the topic of all the bad luck we were having on top of all the bullshit going on; “I can’t wait to see what else 2020 can possibly throw at me.” -direct quote from me.
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  3. Well I’m knocking out laundry, because what else is there to do? The drier jingle is going off and I enter the laundry room, basket ready and all. Our water heater is also in the laundry room, and there are two small holes in the wall behind it kind of higher up. I walk in and notice something different with the wall. When the fuck did my boyfriend put a handle behind the heater and why?
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  5. So I get closer to investigate this “handle” on the wall. I’m utterly confused as hell because something is obviously not right about it, but I can’t figure out what... well it’s fucking moving for one thing. That’s when i fucking realize I am looking at a snake coming out of one hole in the wall and going back into the wall through the other!
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  7. So now I’m in isolation WITH A FUCKING SNAKE SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE. And I have no clue wtf to do.
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  9. Tl;dr: Told a friend I couldn’t wait to see what else 2020 could throw at me; 2020 threw a snake in my house while in isolation.
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