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What is similar between kids with cancer and jokes about kids with cancer? Mar 17th, 2020 Never 688 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-18 01:01:09 Mar 17th, 2020 Never 691 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-18 00:26:45 Mar 17th, 2020 Never 688 0 None -
TIFU by washing my hands too much Mar 17th, 2020 Never 713 0 None -
Copypasta: Wreck It Ralph is stupid Mar 17th, 2020 Never 467 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-17 22:07:48 Mar 17th, 2020 Never 797 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-17 21:11:32 Mar 17th, 2020 Never 627 0 None -
Copypasta: GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM Mar 17th, 2020 Never 470 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-17 19:26:48 Mar 17th, 2020 Never 610 0 None -
TIFU losing my dog's trust completely. Mar 17th, 2020 Never 696 0 None -
Why is this year looking like ass? Mar 17th, 2020 Never 661 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-17 17:34:50 Mar 17th, 2020 Never 669 0 None -
TIFU by rubbing my girlfriends feet Mar 17th, 2020 Never 507 0 None -
A man walks into a bar... Mar 17th, 2020 Never 717 0 None -
Two guys and a girl become shipwrecked on a deserted island... Mar 17th, 2020 Never 644 0 None -
Copypasta: Owo Mar 17th, 2020 Never 649 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-17 13:50:39 Mar 17th, 2020 Never 610 0 None -
Copypasta: why is there a nude on your story?? Mar 17th, 2020 Never 618 0 None -
Frank takes his hot blind date, Heather, to an amusement park. Mar 17th, 2020 Never 675 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-17 09:19:20 Mar 17th, 2020 Never 663 0 None -
TIFU by telling a widow nobody‘s going to die because of her Mar 17th, 2020 Never 611 0 None -
I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back Mar 17th, 2020 Never 701 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-17 07:01:51 Mar 17th, 2020 Never 619 0 None -
Women's history is not our history. Mar 17th, 2020 Never 609 0 None -
Copypasta: 𝒞𝓊𝓂. Mar 17th, 2020 Never 691 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-17 04:53:26 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 699 0 None -
Ok,so if corona virus isn’t about beer, Mar 16th, 2020 Never 660 0 None -
With the run that everyone's making on toilet paper... Mar 16th, 2020 Never 718 0 None -
TIFU When Applauding at the Cinema Mar 16th, 2020 Never 697 0 None -
Copypasta: Don't you know Stalin ripped the heads off 100 gazillion babies with his bare hands??? Mar 16th, 2020 Never 728 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-17 01:19:06 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 678 0 None -
9 months from now there will be a baby boom. 13 years later will give rise to the next generation, known as Mar 16th, 2020 Never 657 0 None -
Copypasta: A time before machinery Mar 16th, 2020 Never 716 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-16 23:11:17 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 617 0 None -
How do you tell if noodles are old? Mar 16th, 2020 Never 651 0 None -
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom. Mar 16th, 2020 Never 688 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-16 20:35:10 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 617 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-16 19:44:28 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 626 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-16 18:46:27 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 697 0 None -
TIFU by deciding it was the right time to leave my job. Mar 16th, 2020 Never 708 0 None -
TIFU by not getting the money sooner Mar 16th, 2020 Never 609 0 None -
Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19" Mar 16th, 2020 Never 743 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-16 14:07:26 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 609 0 None -
TIFU by feeding my boyfriend my nails Mar 16th, 2020 Never 727 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-16 12:46:40 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 610 0 None -
Scientists confirmed West Virginia has zero cases of COVID-19 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 676 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-16 11:06:15 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 675 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-16 10:36:01 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 677 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-16 10:04:37 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 670 0 None -
TIFU by opening my front door and asking the random stranger sitting in front of our house if they needed help Mar 16th, 2020 Never 465 0 None -
My friend recently told me a joke about Helium Mar 16th, 2020 Never 674 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-16 07:46:07 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 612 0 None -
Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. Mar 16th, 2020 Never 868 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-16 06:12:26 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 611 0 None -
Copypasta: Copypasta🍝 response📝 to an important🤞 school🏫 form📋 Mar 16th, 2020 Never 608 0 None -
Copypasta: Panic! At the costco Mar 15th, 2020 Never 1,131 0 None -
Copypasta: Foreskin Mar 15th, 2020 Never 798 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-16 02:55:56 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 611 0 None -
TIFU by catching the flu (hopefully) Mar 15th, 2020 Never 678 0 None -
Copypasta: UwU *nuzzles you with murderous intent* Mar 15th, 2020 Never 608 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-16 00:31:22 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 683 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-15 23:48:32 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 663 0 None -
You can't be too careful with this corona virus... Mar 15th, 2020 Never 698 0 None -
Copypasta: O-oops Mar 15th, 2020 Never 606 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-15 22:22:48 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 606 0 None -
TIFU by making my wife think I have secret criminal charges Mar 15th, 2020 Never 610 0 None -
A man went to the doctor and the doctor told him, "Sir, I have bad news, you are going to die soon" Mar 15th, 2020 Never 645 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-15 20:37:47 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 699 0 None -
My wife left me for an Indian guy Mar 15th, 2020 Never 694 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-15 19:48:20 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 616 0 None -
Copypasta: r/ratemypoo is an absolute JOKE. Mar 15th, 2020 Never 677 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-15 18:05:41 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 647 0 None -
TIFU by getting drunk and going to bed early Mar 15th, 2020 Never 611 0 None -
Copypasta: Fresh Prince Mar 15th, 2020 Never 1,091 0 None -
My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair Mar 15th, 2020 Never 668 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-15 16:23:51 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 651 0 None -
TIFU by forgetting wind existed Mar 15th, 2020 Never 614 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-15 12:08:05 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 686 0 None -
TIFU: After accidentally buying way too much toilet paper for years, I finally ran out. THIS WEEK. Mar 15th, 2020 Never 707 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-15 10:59:00 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 603 0 None -
TIFU by sending nudes to my best friend. Mar 15th, 2020 Never 460 0 None -
Copypasta: Send this to a jerk Mar 15th, 2020 Never 612 0 None -
My grandfather died and I inherited some of his belongings. Mar 15th, 2020 Never 746 0 None -
Dr. Frankenstein asks Igor if he knows where his monster wandered off to. Mar 15th, 2020 Never 656 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-15 07:11:00 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 614 0 None -
Copypasta: Finally!! Mar 15th, 2020 Never 686 0 None -
Copypasta: Uh oh sticky Mar 15th, 2020 Never 690 0 None -
Copypasta: A man was spotted coughing in his apartment in Lego city. Mar 15th, 2020 Never 670 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-15 03:53:00 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 686 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-15 02:53:00 Mar 15th, 2020 Never 608 0 None -
Copypasta: List of words disabled people find offence to in alphabetical order (Source: Wikipedia) Mar 15th, 2020 Never 675 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-15 00:55:00 Mar 14th, 2020 Never 615 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-15 00:07:00 Mar 14th, 2020 Never 613 0 None -
TIFU by destroying my bathroom in 30 seconds Mar 14th, 2020 Never 617 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-14 22:21:00 Mar 14th, 2020 Never 694 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-14 21:38:00 Mar 14th, 2020 Never 614 0 None -
Copypasta: angry rant I recieved on Discord Mar 14th, 2020 Never 606 0 None -
Today I Learned 2020-03-14 20:08:00 Mar 14th, 2020 Never 616 0 None -
I have mixed feelings about graphs. Mar 14th, 2020 Never 689 0 None -
Shower Thought 2020-03-14 18:23:00 Mar 14th, 2020 Never 658 0 None -
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