TIFU by inspecting an empty hotel room.

This just happened tonight and I hope to never have to face the concequences.

I work the night shift in a hotel. This basically means I'm a glorified housekeeper who occasionally has to check in some people.

Earlier this evening I checked in a couple. Nothing out of the ordinary; it's a slow night. The couple settles into their room while I continue mopping the restaurant.

About an hour later this couple comes back down to the reception asking if I could help them with their airco.
Being the helpful guy I am (and because it's my job), I follow them to their room only to find the electronic panel that should control the airco being broken.

No worries, we still have plenty free rooms now due to the intervention of some unknown virus...

So I check my paperwork and spot that room number 43 is still vacant.
I ask the couple to get everything out of their room and wait at the reception, while I would chack if the airco in that room is functioning properly.

I leave them to it and make my way to room 34. I open the door with my keycard and, when I hastily stepped into the room, was quite surprised to find the lights were already on.
That surprise very quickly turned to horror as I realised there was already a couple in the room.

In full view.

Naked.

Pounding.

Yes I went to room 34 instead of 43.
I couldn't see the lady's face because it was around the corner of a wall, but I could see the dude's face, and he wasn't happy.

It took me a few seconds to get my composure, at which point the dude - a from what I could tell a Danish guy in his late twenties - asked "Do you mind?" in a clearly shocked tone, still interlocked in his better half.

I kind of fumbled a "sorry" in an equally shocked voice before coming up with the quickest lie I could think of.
I said I was asked to check this room because of a noise complaint, and apologized again.
In fact, halfway through that last sentence I was already back on the hallway, making my way to room 43 with the reddest face imaginable.
The couple I was relocating even asked if I was feeling ill.

Right now I'm sitting at the reception praying to everything (un)holy I won't run into the Danish couple before my shift ends, and that my manager never finds out...

Tldr: Had to check a room i thought was empty, but I went to the wrong room and interrupted a passionate pounding sesion.

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