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- Why you have to be careful in this new world of ours...
- I don't know about what you are all doing with the whole corona virus outbreak, but at my home we are taking it pretty seriously. So, the other day we devised a procedure to reduce the possibility of bringing infection into our house. The rules are that you must undergo this procedure whenever someone returns home.
- It was a long day and school had just being announced that it is closing its doors for the next month due to corona virus. All bored like, I walked home and was ready to do the usual step one, two, three of preventing the virus in my home.
- So when I came home from school this afternoon, I stopped, opened the garage and entered. The devised procedure starts by stripping off all your clothes, and washing them. So i did just that. Stripped off my clothes, dumped them in the washing machine and went inside to go get changed.
- You see, this is where it goes south. I thought it was just me at home, forgetting about the whole, WORK FROM HOME, scenario. So I pass through my kitchen only to find my mum on a video conference with her screen camera pointing right at me... Showing her entire staff base me, standing in shock, dying inside.
- Her co-workers have asked her everyday since... "Hows free willy today?"...
- Quarantine has already killed me :/
- TLDR: Teen gets home from school, strips off, walks in naked to mums video conference unknowingly.
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