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- It all started when me and my roommates decided to have a meal together and have some drinks in a bar afterwards. After arriving at the bar one mate and i kept challenging each other to chug beer after beer after beer.
- Needless to say i was way too drunk after an hour or 2 so i decided to go home. On my way home i saw that the coffeeshop (i live in the Netherlands) was still open so i went in and got myself a mix-joint. Once i was home i sat on my couch and started smoking the joint.
- After only a couple of hits i realised that being that drunk and smoking weed wasn't a good combination. So i stumbled to my bed and layed down, everything started spinning like crazy and i realised that i would probably puke in my bed if i didn't do it in the bathroom really quickly.
- I stumbled to the bathroom and sat on my knees hanging over the toilet. I started puking a little bit but not everything was out, at that moment i realised i needed to take a shit as well so i started shitting in the toilet (the shit was almost completely fluid). In the middle of my shit i realised i needed to continue puking this second so i got down on my knees again with my underpants still all the way down and continued puking. Because my body totally contracted from the puking motion i didn't just start puking i also shat all over my feet and bathroom floor, it was a massacre.
- Disgusted by myself and very drunk i stumbled to the shower to wash it off and ended up falling asleep on my shower floor. The next day i had to clean up all the shit but it was too late because all my roommates had already seen it and they still laugh at me for this story to this day.
- TL;DR: Thougt smoking a joint when i was drunk.would be fun. Ended up shitting all over myself.
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