TIFU by thinking I had a supernatural ability.

For about 5 years, I have proudly pointed out to my wife that I have a supernatural ability.  When I set the timer on our oven, I frequently, spontaneously 'remember' to check on whatever's cooking and get to the oven just before the alarm.  Of course I loudly pronounce how I could be a Michelin star chef with such impeccable timing and instinct for when things are cooked etc. etc. I also made this pronouncement in front of friends, and family, quite frequently.

 I realised, today, that the alarm beeps once 60 seconds before the main alarm goes off; I've probably just been hearing that and not realising.

I don't know if my wife knew this fact. and A. thought I was making a dad-joke, or B. thought I was an idiot but humoured me, and it's far too late to ask.

TL;DR, thought I was preempting my oven alarm going off, but it actually beeps before the alarm goes off and I was probably just hearing that.

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