Copypasta: How to fuck your mom during the quarantine

Do you really want to fuck her or do you want to just talk about it. If you want to fuck her, and the quarantine, provides a golden opportunity for it, then here are the rules

**1\. Alcohol MUST be involved.**

It will lower her inhibitions, but that's not why we're using it here. What you need is for her to give herself permission to do something that's beyond her normal mode of behavior.

Get her drunk and comment how out of it she is and she'll never remember anything tomorrow. This will give her permission to be wild and not fear being judged for it.

Do not drink much yourself or you might have performance issues.Water down your drink, give her the full strength stuff. I say alcohol is a must but Xtasy is better as it REALLY drops inhibitions and makes them want to kiss n cuddle.

**2\. Stress the unprecedented quarantine and how it's driving everyone crazy.**

As above this will also give her permission to do something unprecedented in her own life-- like fucking her son.

Tell her how it's driving you crazy not to see a girl, etc.This will let her think of extra physical affection as keeping you sane: something a good mom would do.

However, do NOT be a whiny bitch. That will not make her want you inside her.

**3\. Pull close then back away.**

Let her enjoy your company then back off. Make her miss your presence. Give her a non-creepy kiss on the cheek and make her laugh with witty conversation. Then go cold.

If she asks what's wrong just tell her the social isolation is annoying you. Not in a whining way.

**4\. Zero foreplay.**

The normal rules of escalation do not apply to motherfucking. Once you manage to get her to French kiss you, pull her panties off and slip it in the hole you came out of.

Normal escalation from kissing to petting to fingering to fucking will detract from the whole "it just happened. thing she needs to allow this taboo to happen.

Don't even take her bra off before you're inside her. Penetrate THEN undress her.

**5\. Assertiveness**

She is not going to take responsibility for this so you need to take the "blame".

The prone bone is ideal as you're the one doing the fucking-- in her mind. She's just lying there while you commit the incest.

If you do missionary, playfully pin her arms down and say things like "gotcha".

**6\. Write the script for her**

The whole virus thing makes for a great way to write the story for her so that it must happen to deal with the stress and keep everyone sane.

Other things are to ask her leading questions: "Have you every felt so close?", "Do you like taking care of me?"

Judo her objections
"This is wrong"-->"This is LOVE"
"We can't" --> "We never would but we have to stay sane in quarantine"

Do not use the "i" word . . she will never incest with you, but she will surrender her body to keep you sane.

Good luck in your quest anon. I really hope that there is a whole lotta motherfucking going on world-wide during this pandemic.

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