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TIFU by ignoring an odd feeling in my testicles

Mar 30th, 2020
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  1. About a month ago, I started having this weird sensation in my testicles. Almost like a slight achy feeling. I figured it was blue balls and decided to wack off to alleviate it. Nope. Didn't work. Actually it made it hurt worse. I went online and looked up my symptoms and found things such as testicular torsion, epididymitis, testicular cancer (oh fuck), and many others. About a week later, I headed over to an urgent care clinic and spoke with a doctor about my symptoms. After a bunch of testing, the doctor told me it was nothing serious and that he would prescribe some ibuprofen for the pain. Doctor tells me if I feel any abdominal pain, to go to the nearest hospital. Ok, cool. So as many of you know, there has been a pandemic here in the States and many other parts of the world. Because of this, my primary care provider has been completely booked for quite some time and I can't get a hold of them no matter what. So here I am a month later, the pain is still there. It's starting to annoy me more than concern me at this point. But today, ohhhh today, in the worst way possible, I found out the problem. I started having this achy feeling on the left part of my abdomen. It had a slight burning feeling to it. But mostly achy. At the same time this is happening, my testicles are aching as well. Oh shit. So I head over to the hospital, anxious as hell, and talk to the receptionist about my issue. An hour later, I see the doctor. I tell him everything that's been going on. He does some tests and comes to me with the diagnosis: An inguinal hernia. Basically my intestine popped out and was poking at my testicles for the past month. So what do I have to do? I gotta have surgery soon. Obviously, not today.
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  3. TL;DR I ignored my testicle pain for a month and later found out that I had an inguinal hernia. Going to have surgery as soon as possible.
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