| Name / Title | Added | Expires | Hits | Comments | Syntax | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| wakandan-knuckles-kills-everybody | Mar 20th, 2018 | Never | 404 | 0 | None | - |
| Deaf fucking god this took way too long to write. | Feb 12th, 2018 | Never | 327 | 0 | None | - |
| Stupid fiction | May 14th, 2017 | Never | 240 | 0 | None | - |
| A knife rises... | Apr 28th, 2017 | Never | 309 | 0 | None | - |
| Trump Trainwreck | Dec 19th, 2016 | Never | 270 | 0 | None | - |
| The fool, the poet, and the witch | Dec 13th, 2016 | Never | 256 | 0 | None | - |
| Latishawnicia | Dec 3rd, 2016 | Never | 270 | 0 | None | - |
| Rage of the Grumpy Cat Advertisement | Dec 1st, 2016 | Never | 268 | 0 | None | - |
| Rageus Bonerattus | Dec 1st, 2016 | Never | 241 | 0 | None | - |
| F(irst) P(erson) S(urvivor) | Dec 1st, 2016 | Never | 270 | 0 | None | - |
| BUY MY DAMNED BOOKS!! | Nov 30th, 2016 | Never | 285 | 0 | None | - |
| The hell... | Nov 30th, 2016 | Never | 224 | 0 | None | - |
| Cold opening | Nov 29th, 2016 | Never | 228 | 0 | None | - |
| thought experiment | Feb 15th, 2024 | Never | 34 | 0 | None | - |
| Context #1244132 | Oct 16th, 2018 | Never | 641 | 0 | None | - |
| Eh, fuck it. | Jul 27th, 2018 | Never | 467 | 0 | None | - |
| Skeet skeet mother fucker. | Jul 17th, 2018 | Never | 292 | 0 | None | - |
| @realDonaldTrump #you #are #kind #of #fucked #aren't #you ? | Feb 18th, 2018 | Never | 306 | 0 | None | - |
| How've you been? @realDonaldTrump | Jul 2nd, 2017 | Never | 331 | 0 | None | - |