wakandan-knuckles-kills-everybody

wakandan-knuckles-kills-everybody

"You want to be a star in Hollywood? Then get on your knees and show me how far you're willing to go! Don't? And I'll blackball you after I relieve my Bluebells!" The voice, rumbling, greedy, narcissistic, vulgar, and demanding whispered to a nervous Starlet as she began trembling in fear. His hands opened and closed hungrily, his eyes wandering and tracing her every curve, as his heavy set frame closed in on her.
"Mr. Weinstein, please- don't make me do this!"
Harvey was already behind Tracey, kissing the nape of her neck, pressing her against the window while vulgarly undoing her shirt. "You know, most girls don't ever get to see me... you should consider this an honor, I'll give you my golden globes and a really nice Oscar!" Harvey's breath was stale, alcohol soaked, and smelled of bad cocaine. His eyes were blood shot, his face unshaven, and his three hundred dollar suit pants were already on the floor, the right pant leg still around his ankle. "Sometimes, you've got to be a bit more aggressive with these newer girls!"
She started to bang on the window that shown out to the Hollywood strip as people walked below the third story office.
"Don't scream, it'll be over soon enough, just accept it, welcome to-" Harvey was already pressing against her, his hands wandering all over her form when he felt a tap on his left calf.
"Do you know De Way?"
"Who the FUCK are you?" Harvey screamed at the sight of the small, fat, bloated, malformed, bug eyed ball of body parts covered in red hair.
"Do you know De Way?"
Harvey screamed again, letting the girl go long enough for her to run away, buttoning her shirt up as she did so. "Yes, I know the way around here! Let me get a map." Harvey Grumbled as he waddled his way to a drawer in his desk and pulled out a .45 Magnum. "Here's the way to a grave!" He screamed, grabbing the short fat thing and cramming the gun down his throat and pulling the trigger, the force of the blast rocketing the creature across the room and smashing a picture in the process.
 "Ha! You disgusting little fucker!" Harvey screamed, upset that his latest catch had to be released.
"You do not know De Way?" The creature asked plainly in curt tones. Harvey turned, aimed and fired multiple rounds into the creature, each time it stood back up on its deformed stick legs. "You cannot escape the Devil! Let me show you De Way to Hell!"

Fast as a bolt of lightning, Ugandan Knuckles rocketed forward towards the out of breath Harvey, his tiny fists balled up, the two points on each pointer finger and pinky raised four inches. He turned to the girl, his bulging eyes locked on her, his tiny demented brain processing very little information.
"This is the queen! I must help my Queen!"  He screamed, opening his mouth wide, revealing several rows of sharp, jagged, rotting teeth, a thick glowing green sludge spilling out of his throat, coating Harvey Weinstein's face in a slime that immediately began eating away at his health.
"My Queen- Wait, My Broddas, come to me! show dis man de way to hell, SPIT ON HIM! Give him to gift bestowed upon us by our dark god, Sadosonicamy!"
"Who the fuck are you!? Why are you doing this to me!?" The fat rapist screamed as a virulent boil grew on his eye ball and burst, thousands of tiny worms rushing out to bore deep into his body and give birth to more of their kind.
"I am de one known as Ugandan Knuckles. I have come to show you De Way. That," He pointed to where the girl that Harvey was assaulting had once been standing. She had long since left the building, "Where is my new Queen?" He asked, clueless, but returning his attention to the slowly rotting form of the man he had infected.
"I have given you de gift of Nucleabola, De Echidna are a diseased bunch, but sharing Nucleabola with those our dark god Sadosonicamy has chosen, cures us of such an affliction. You now have De Way. You will die, I must go share the gift of my people with others like you! Away!"

Harvey was left alone, the fat diseased freak of nature had given him something terrible, something that might've been considered a gift from god to him by many, many others, but to him it felt like being eaten from the inside out. The thousands of little glowing worms that had burst from his eye had begun boring deep into his skin, eating away at all the healthy tissue, and once they had had their fill, each one had swollen up to the size of a small marble, gestating their own batches of worms which would burst outwards, and continue their parents feast. Tje pain was unbearable, no more so than the last time, when Harvey had stood up, and coughed, only to find the air in his lungs had been replaced with hundreds of thousands of the little glowing worms.

His face turned blue, the choking silent as the worms gestated yet again and again, the hundreds of thousands now becoming hundreds of millions. They then began eating away at his muscles, internal organs, more voracious and determined to get every last bit of this human inside their greedy and hungry bellies. He kept coughing up worms, only instead of little spurts here and there, a constant stream flew from his ears, nose, mouth , and two gaping wounds where his cheeks one were.

He felt an intense pain in his chest, like they were now pushing through the spaces between his ribs, chewing their way through his bones, his heart feeling like a nearly flattened flower pressed between two massive cinder blocks.
"I have shown you De Way my Brodda, De Way to a path for those that do not respect our Queen. De Way... Of de Nucleabola." The sexual predator fell against his desk as his legs folded underneath him like a chicken sitting down. The Nucleabola had eaten away at his kneecaps, and were now working on his skeleton.  His mind felt like it was being torn apart as the trillions of little worms inside began feasting on the only thing left of him, his skin.

"I must go, I hear the sound of my people, their are other who do not know De Way." Knuckles called out, accidentally tripping a sensor in the Late Harvey's office,  revealing a hidden doorway. The universal equivalent of a Macy's Day Parade float waddled his way down the hall till he came upon a floating ball of black and purple liquid.
"Do you know De Way?"In response, the floating ball slammed down Ugandan Knuckles throat, and changed him from the inside out by outright exploding like a nuclear bomb. The result leftover was a form of Knuckles covered in Vibrainium.
"I will show them all the way. The way to their graves." Wakandan Knuckles cackled as he walked out of the office, casually punching holes in the wall, catching it on fire.