| Name / Title | Added | Expires | Hits | Comments | Syntax | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Religion of Shallotismnezz | Jul 22nd, 2014 | Never | 307 | 0 | None | - |
| Jack and the Apple - by Nick Collins | Jun 25th, 2014 | Never | 270 | 0 | None | - |
| Usual KingKyd/itlives Conversation | Jun 12th, 2014 | Never | 71 | 0 | None | - |
| Shallophabet | May 23rd, 2014 | Never | 329 | 0 | None | - |
| Muh Fucked up Family | Apr 8th, 2014 | Never | 227 | 0 | None | - |
| Shiny and his hand | Apr 4th, 2014 | Never | 85 | 0 | None | - |
| How to be a perfect Dad | Apr 3rd, 2014 | Never | 99 | 0 | None | - |
| How to take a shit | Feb 28th, 2014 | Never | 121 | 0 | None | - |
| How to get a girlfriend | Feb 23rd, 2014 | Never | 195 | 0 | None | - |
| How to troll someone | Feb 9th, 2014 | Never | 94 | 0 | None | - |
| How to get the Shooting Star to hit an enemy | Jan 19th, 2014 | Never | 133 | 0 | None | - |
| How to masturbate | Jan 1st, 2014 | Never | 283 | 0 | None | - |
| How to piss KingKyd off | Jan 1st, 2014 | Never | 188 | 0 | None | - |
| How to get the "Berserk" Spell on EBF4 | Dec 12th, 2013 | Never | 159 | 0 | None | - |
| How to play "Just Trolling" on Kongregate | Dec 5th, 2013 | Never | 385 | 0 | None | - |
| How to remove leaves | Nov 30th, 2013 | Never | 145 | 0 | None | - |
| Profile description (sevilti-nised) | Jul 8th, 2013 | Never | 188 | 0 | None | - |
