How to remove leaves

jkdrip: Gimme berserk

jkdrip: nao

itlives: *slaps you with my rotten fish permit* no

jkdrip: wth did you get a rotten fish permit

itlives: Ive had it

jkdrip: How does one obtain such a permit?

itlives: buy it in a tire place

jkdrip: What does it allow you to do? Slap people with the permit?

itlives: everything except dying

jkdrip: WHOA I WANT THAT PERMIT

itlives: get it

jkdrip: I can finally be allowed to have a life! :D

itlives: thats the catch

jkdrip: hwat

itlives: you must lose your 1-up mushrooms to get the permit

jkdrip: Oh to hell with that, you're not allowed to die anyways

itlives: yup. I got it when I signed my soul to the it-clan

jkdrip: OH MY GOODNESS

itlives: THATS HOW I LIVE

jkdrip: Wut? No, I just saw a leaf.

itlives: ...

itlives: now? before winter? in the middle of fall? HOLY SHIT

jkdrip: RIGHT?

jkdrip: HOLY CRAP THERE'S ANOTHER

itlives: WHAT IS THIS!? THE EQUATOR!?

itlives: I see one

itlives: but its brown

jkdrip: Stfu, I've got an actual predicament over here

itlives: wut

jkdrip: The 2 leaves? Hello?

itlives: I know wut you can do

jkdrip: wut

itlives: ok, you will need a toothpick, alcohol, a few shotgun shells, a pepsi can, and your dick

jkdrip: Uh-oh, I'm missing one of those

itlives: get a dick, then

jkdrip: *finds toothpick*

itlives: oh, right. OK

itlives: NOW

itlives: here is what you do:

itlives: take the shotgun shells and put them in the Pepsi can. then empty it out on the toothpick. next, cover the toothpick with the alcohol and pierce it through the Pepsi can. then, dick slap it a few times until the can dents. after that, throw the can on top of the leaves and flip it off. they will be gone in about 2 hours

jkdrip: But wouldn't the toothpick & pierced pepsi can be really sharp to dick slap?

itlives: slap the flat side

itlives: you are seriously over thinking this

jkdrip: No, I'm just concerned for my dick

itlives: stop over thinking it and your dick will be fine

jkdrip: Fine

jkdrip: I did it all but the leaves aren't gone yet. Am I supposed to wait?

itlives: yes

jkdrip: Keep dick slapping or stop?

itlives: stop

itlives: is one side dented?

jkdrip: Demolished.

itlives: you did it wrong

jkdrip: FAUK

itlives: are you hard/aroused in anyway?

jkdrip: Yes, I've been talking to you of course

itlives: thats the problem

itlives: you must be soft

jkdrip: So it's your fault then! >:O

itlives: NO

itlives: IM SORRY IM SEXY BUT CONTROL YOURSELF

itlives: only dent it a few times, man

itlives: ok?

jkdrip: Ok.

itlives: and you must be soft

jkdrip: How am I soft? The things was DEMOLISHED

itlives: BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS HARD

itlives: IT HAS TO BE SOFT

jkdrip: Oh

jkdrip: ...must it? :(

itlives: you want the leaves gone?

jkdrip: ...yes...

jkdrip: This sucks.

itlives: you must be soft

jkdrip: Alright, I redid it all.

itlives: ok

itlives: you flipped it off, also?

jkdrip: Did now.

itlives: ok

itlives: leave it there

itlives: they will be gone soon

jkdrip: How soon?

itlives: within 2 hours

jkdrip: Ok