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- itlives: hello, son
- Venerated_Reaper: Hi, dad
- itlives: how was your day?
- Venerated_Reaper: Okay
- itlives: just ok?
- Venerated_Reaper: Well
- Venerated_Reaper: I talked to this girl.
- Venerated_Reaper: And she said I was ugly
- itlives: oh yeah?
- itlives: you're not ugly, son
- Venerated_Reaper: Thanks, Dad
- itlives: you're welcome son
- itlives: got any homework?
- Venerated_Reaper: No
- itlives: I think you are lying to me
- itlives: DO you?
- Venerated_Reaper: no
- itlives: son...
- itlives: don't lie to me
- Venerated_Reaper: I'm not :c
- itlives: what if I check your book bag?
- Venerated_Reaper: DON'T LOOK
- itlives: what is this... is this a condom...
- Venerated_Reaper: DAD
- itlives: why do you have a condom in your book bag?
- Venerated_Reaper: SOMEBODY PUT IT THERE
- itlives: unless...
- itlives: oh no, son...
- itlives: you didnt
- itlives: son
- Venerated_Reaper: Yes? ;c
- itlives: Im disappointed in you
- itlives: why would you do this?
- Venerated_Reaper: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
- Venerated_Reaper: SOMEOEN PUT IT THERE
- itlives: son
- itlives: dont lie to me
- itlives: you know I dont like lying
- Venerated_Reaper: I'M NOT
- itlives: son.
- itlives: tell me the truth
- Venerated_Reaper: NO
- itlives: dont use that tone of words with me, son.
- itlives: what. is. it for?
- Venerated_Reaper: bananas?
- itlives: son.
- itlives: dont make me get Grampy Love
- Venerated_Reaper: NO
- Venerated_Reaper: PLEASE
- Venerated_Reaper: NO
- Venerated_Reaper: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
- itlives: an explanation
- Venerated_Reaper: SOMEBODY PUT IT THERE
- itlives: sure they did
- Venerated_Reaper: THEY DID
- itlives: mhm
- itlives: don't make me get Uncle Nick, too
- Venerated_Reaper: ****.
- itlives: dont cuss at me son
- itlives: NICK! GRAMPY LOVE!
- KingKyd: What did he do now?
- Miami_Heat_Lover: *hobbles to the house walking in with cane* what's the problem *shakes cane*
- Venerated_Reaper: Okay, I got it in Sex Ed. :c
- itlives: Nick, Love, he is lying to me about this condom I found in his book bag
- Venerated_Reaper: NO, I'M NOT
- itlives: dont use that tone, son
- KingKyd: Oh?
- itlives: Yup
- KingKyd: Well at least he is practicing safe sex.
- Venerated_Reaper: SHUT UP
- Venerated_Reaper: YOU'RE EMBARASSING ME
- itlives: son
- itlives: dont tell your Uncle to shut up
- Venerated_Reaper: SHUT UP
- itlives: son
- KingKyd: Michaelan, calm down.
- itlives: you are making a scene
- Venerated_Reaper: I HATE YOU
- KingKyd: Don't tell me to shut up.
- itlives: son, you do not hate us
- Venerated_Reaper: YES, I DO
- itlives: Grandpa, smack some sense in to your grand son
- Venerated_Reaper: No! :c
- KingKyd: We just want you to practice safe sex, Mich. That's all. But we also want to know where you got that condom from.
- Miami_Heat_Lover: *hits with kane*
- Venerated_Reaper: I said
- itlives: GRANDPA NO! NOT LIKE THAT!
- Venerated_Reaper: Sex Ed ;c
- itlives: Son. I know thats a lie
- Venerated_Reaper: OW
- Venerated_Reaper: STOP
- Venerated_Reaper: YOUR'E ABUSING ME
- Miami_Heat_Lover: gonna tell the truth???
- magicpudding: Awww, you poor baby...
- Venerated_Reaper: YEAH
- Venerated_Reaper: I HATE YOU
- KingKyd: Since when did Shockling High have Sex Ed class?
- itlives: hello, Grammy Pudin'
- itlives: son
- itlives: you do not
- Miami_Heat_Lover: *keeps hitting*
- magicpudding: YOu bullies! stop hurting him!
- Venerated_Reaper: OW
- Venerated_Reaper: STOP
- Venerated_Reaper: OKAY
- itlives: GRANDPA STOP IT
- Venerated_Reaper: I'M SORRY
- Venerated_Reaper: MAGIC
- Venerated_Reaper: HELP
- itlives: DONT MAKE ME CALL THE POLICE
- Miami_Heat_Lover: *stops*
- itlives: thank you, dad
- itlives: now, son
- KingKyd: Mich, Shockling Shellington High II never believed in sex ed class. You are lying to us.
- KingKyd: Tell the truth.
- itlives: ^
- Venerated_Reaper: I DON'T KNOW WHERE I GOT IT
- Venerated_Reaper: I FORGOT
- itlives: son
- itlives: tell us
- KingKyd: Did you take it from a store?
- itlives: were you trying to use it on the girl that called you ugly?
- Venerated_Reaper: NO
- KingKyd: Did you steal?!
- Venerated_Reaper: LEAVE ME ALONE
- itlives: *gasp*
- itlives: he stole!?
- itlives: SON! HOW COULD YOU!
- Venerated_Reaper: NO
- KingKyd: I believe he stole it.
- itlives: son
- Miami_Heat_Lover: *starts hitting with kane again* TELL THE TRUTH!
- itlives: its ok. just stop and think
- Venerated_Reaper: STOP
- Venerated_Reaper: OW
- itlives: GRANDPA GOD DAMN IT
- Venerated_Reaper: SOMEBODY HELP
- Miami_Heat_Lover: *stops*
- itlives: son
- itlives: tell the truth
- Miami_Heat_Lover: *sits down*
- Venerated_Reaper: I AM
- Venerated_Reaper: BELIEVE ME
- itlives: son
- magicpudding: Just say the thruth honey, and it will all be over...
- itlives: SSH 2 doesn't have sex ed
- KingKyd: Grandma Pudding is right, Mich.
- KingKyd: Just tell the truth.
- itlives: yes, son
- Venerated_Reaper: lelelel grampa and grammy hav sex
- itlives: SON! FOCUS! I dont want to see my dad humping
- itlives: OH GOD THE IMAGE
- magicpudding: >.<
- Venerated_Reaper: YOU MOLEST ME EVERY DAY
- itlives: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR DAD, SON
- itlives: no I dont, son
- Venerated_Reaper: DAAAAAAAAAAD
- KingKyd: I stopped molesting you when you were 17.
- KingKyd: You're 16 now.
- itlives: son
- Venerated_Reaper: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
- KingKyd: Exactly.
- KingKyd: Come here.
- KingKyd: It's time.
- itlives: it does if you are my brother
- itlives: NO GOD NICK
- Venerated_Reaper: SOMEBODY HELP
- itlives: NOT AGAIN
- KingKyd: HE DESERVES IT
- KingKyd: HE IS LYING TO US
- itlives: NICK
- itlives: GOD DAMN IT
- itlives: THIS FAMILY IS ****ED UP
- itlives: THIS IS WHY YOUR MOTHER LEFT US, SON
- KingKyd: Unlike you though Mich, I don't use condoms.
- Miami_Heat_Lover: *hits with kane*
- Venerated_Reaper: OW
- Venerated_Reaper: STOP
- KingKyd: Ever.
- KingKyd: *unzip*
- itlives: I DONT WANT TO LIVE WITH THIS FAMILY ANYMORE
- Venerated_Reaper: OMG
- Venerated_Reaper: PUDDING HELP
- magicpudding: oh gawd... *goes into kitchen* ...
- itlives: *calls 911*
- itlives: OK GUYS
- Miami_Heat_Lover: *stops*
- itlives: THIS IS THE 7TH TIME
- itlives: DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS!?
- Miami_Heat_Lover: I AINT GOING BACK
- Venerated_Reaper: GRANDPA, STOP HITTING ME
- itlives: THEN STOP ANNIHILATING MY SON
- KingKyd: *finishes*
- KingKyd: Looks like this newbie
- itlives: OH MY GOD
- KingKyd: Just got excavated
- Venerated_Reaper: OMG, UNCLE
- KingKyd: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
- itlives: GOD DAMN IT NICK
- itlives: THATS IT
- itlives: IM DONE WITH THIS FAMILY
- itlives: **** YOU ALL
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