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- Holy2334: HOW DO I PLAY THIS GAME
- Holy2334: i mean hi
- itlives: ha
- itlives: I ha at your efforts
- Holy2334: well how do I?
- itlives: um
- itlives: ok
- itlives: you will need some Austin Peanut Butter crackers, a letter, 8 eggs, a USB port, and a straw
- Holy2334: Ok now what?
- itlives: allright
- itlives: take the straw and shove it in the USB port. next, crumble up the crackers, put them in a bowl, and add all the eggs in the bowl, mix it up, and pour it into the straw. next, use the letter to clean up the mess, and then smack the straw with it
- Holy2334: Ok but wouldn't that make the mess more?
- itlives: no
- itlives: well, yes
- itlives: but the mess is part of it
- itlives: the mess helps you master it
- Holy2334: Kk got ya
- Holy2334: Am i suppose to crack the eggs in the bowl?
- itlives: um
- itlives: throw them in there
- Holy2334: Kk good
- itlives: leave the shells in it
- Holy2334: Alright because I accidently cracked the egg too hard
- itlives: thats normal
- Holy2334: Umm... All of the stuff wont fit into the straw
- itlives: you did something wrong
- Holy2334: damn
- itlives: are the crackers Austin House crackers?
- itlives: not some shitty off brand?
- Holy2334: Yea, they are Austin House crackers
- itlives: hrm
- itlives: you need a bigger USB port
- Holy2334: Ok
- Holy2334: I ordered one on Ebay
- Holy2334: I just got to make sure it's not a scam
- Holy2334: yea, today some 19 yr old guy got a picture of an xbox 1
- itlives: good
- itlives: now, what color is the straw?
- Holy2334: The staw is white with a red line
- itlives: ...
- itlives: wrong straw
- itlives: it has to be green with purple polka dots
- Holy2334: well **** I don't have one
- itlives: you ARE on Ebay, are you not?
- Holy2334: oh right
- Holy2334: *checks Ebay
- itlives: find one, get one, use one.
- Holy2334: they are out of stock
- itlives: hrm
- itlives: this is a pickle
- itlives: wait, look under you sink.
- Holy2334: they have a purple with green polka dot one
- itlives: ah
- itlives: ok
- itlives: you just have to do everything I told you to do in reverse, now
- Holy2334: Wait
- Holy2334: Can't I just paint the straw?
- itlives: no, the eggs will know
- Holy2334: damn eggs
- itlives: they wont go through to the port
- Holy2334: ok ok
- Holy2334: shit, I can't unmix the crackers and the eggs though
- itlives: you are trying to hard
- Holy2334: Oh yea, I got more eggs n crackers
- Holy2334: Ok... now we are getting somewhere
- itlives: good, good
- itlives: progress. this is good.
- Holy2334: Umm it looks like it works, but I got a backward message saying I have to restart my computer
- itlives: DONT LISTEN TO IT
- Holy2334: Ok ok
- itlives: this is what you do:
- itlives: flip it off
- Holy2334: *flips computer off
- itlives: just flip it the **** off
- itlives: is it gone yet?
- Holy2334: ok now it shows me a picture of a middle finger
- itlives: oshit,
- itlives: thats good
- Holy2334: ok
- itlives: ok, the middle finger means the game is starting
- Holy2334: *now the computer has some sort of liquid coming out of its eyes
- Holy2334: Oh ok
- itlives: ah, the liquid
- itlives: that means progress
- Holy2334: I think the computer is crying
- itlives: now, shove the straw deeper into the USB port
- itlives: and call is a dirty slut
- Holy2334: Umm ok
- Holy2334: Now what
- itlives: congratulations, you now know how to play the game! wasnt this simple?
- Holy2334: Yea I guess, but I lost a computer
- Holy2334: It committed suicide and blew itself up
- itlives: and that's how you play Just Trolling
- Holy2334: I just made 800 k points
- itlives: see? its simple now that you know how
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