How to take a shit

wolf_revolution: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT BUT I FORGOT HOW PLEASE HELP

itlives: really?

itlives: ok, I know what you must do

KingKyd: it's easy

wolf_revolution: ok

itlives: first you need a folder, a pencil, paper, and french Fries

KingKyd: Listen closely

wolf_revolution: continue

itlives: ok

itlives: first off

itlives: take the folder and crumble it up. then, after you do that, write the words "**** you" on the paper and crush the paper into a ball after that

wolf_revolution: done

itlives: then, throw the ball of paper at the fries and then take all the fries and dump them in the toilet

itlives: are you shitting now?

wolf_revolution: NO

itlives: FUCK

itlives: you did something wrong

itlives: how many french fries do you have?

wolf_revolution: 69 :3

itlives: ok

itlives: you did very good there

itlives: ok

itlives: what kind of French fries are they?

wolf_revolution: mikky d's

itlives: NO

itlives: YOU MUST HAVE AN OFF BRAND

itlives: LIKE SOME WAVY SHIT

wolf_revolution: ok i have off brand now

itlives: now, get the wavy fries and repeat the entire thing again

itlives: tell me when you throw the fries in the toilet

wolf_revolution: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

itlives: wut

itlives: wut now

wolf_revolution: THERES A HUGE BROWN LOG ON MY LAPTOP

itlives: THAT IS HOW YOU SHIT

wolf_revolution: COOOL

itlives: BUT NEXT TIME SHIT ON YOUR DOG

itlives: NOT ON THE LAPTOP

itlives: FOR BETTER RESULTS

wolf_revolution: THANK YOU SOOO MUCH