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- >You are a happy unicorn fluffy pony.
- >You are trotting along in the park with a light breeze blowing through your light green mane.
- >You are heading to the play place hoping the nice two legged monsters might give you extra nummies.
- >The other fluffies are nicer here than the herds in other areas of the park.
- >They can still be mean so you don’t get too close to any of them.
- >It’s hard not to get too close to fluffies since there are several dozen strays in the area you are at.
- >”Hewwo fwen!”
- >You turn around and see a light blue earth fluffy walking up to you.
- >”Wan huggies? Wan pway?” it asks.
- >You giggle and hug the new fluffy you just met.
- >”Me headin to pway pwace. Hope daddies gif nummies the day fwuffies no wan.”
- >”Fwuffy no go to pway pwace befo.”
- >”Fowwow me, I show yoo.”
- >You turn to head to the play place when you hear what sounds like a fluffy yell.
- >You and your new friend turn to see a huge dog trotting in your direction.
- >”Dat woof woof, why no two wegged monster wit woof woof?” You ponder.
- >Your new friend looks up and his eyes sparkle.
- >”Ooooh, puppy. Fwuffy wub puppies.”
- >The light blue fluffy sits up and opens it front hooves toward the dog.
- >”Puppy wan huggies?” It asks.
- >The dog notices the light blue fluffy and runs toward it.
- >You smile at the woof woof, they have never hurt you.
- >You are still smiling when it bends down and bites your new friend’s head and picks her up.
- >”EEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII!!!!” the earth fluffy screams as the dog picks her up and throws her in the air.
- >”Nuuuu! Why hewt fwufy!? Waaaaa!” It screams before hitting the ground.
- >You hear cracks and your new friend’s legs twist into unnatural positions.
- >”WAAAAAAHHH! WEGGIES!! WEGGIES HEWT! HEWP FWUFFY! HE-“
- >The dog is on her again biting her in her mid-section.
- >She lets out an agonizing yell as the dog starts to shake her side to side viciously.
- >She stops yelling and the dog drops her.
- >He sits and pants for a minute before he starts to bite off parts of her swallowing them down.
- >Fear shoots through your body as you realize that this woof woof is a monster.
- >You turn to run away as fast as you can.
- >You hear other fluffy strays start yelling for help and shouting that a monster is attacking.
- >You look back to see if its chasing you.
- >You see it has zoomed in on a yellow Pegasus.
- >It is running clumsily with tears streaming from its eyes, it wings buzz uselessly.
- >It is continuously screaming, “Nuuuuuuuuu!” as the dog closes in and chomps down on its back.
- >It spasms with a shocked look on its face as the dog picks it up.
- >You run with increased effort, other fluffies are running and screaming as well bumping into you.
- >It is fluffy pandemonium.
- >You run under a large garbage can that is held off the ground by four small legs.
- >There are two other fluffies under it.
- >One looks at you and say, “Yoo go way! Dis fwuffies spot!”
- >It hits your nose with its hoof.
- >”Owwwie! Deadmeat jus wan hide fwom monsta!”
- >”Yoo weave or boop nosie again!”
- >You back out just in time to see the dog approach from the other side.
- >It bends its head down and you hear a soft crunch followed by a painful yell.
- >The dog drags out one of the fluffies from under the trash can and starts to shake it.
- >You turn and run the only way you can, toward the pond.
- >You see several boats tied up upside down, you think you can hide under them.
- >You reach them and go underneath, you don’t know what a kayak is but you know a hidey hole when you see one.
- >You climb inside one of the boats and back up as far as you can to hide from the monster.
- >Moments pass and you don’t hear anything, the screams of fluffies has stopped.
- >You think it is safe now to leave, you let out a sigh of relief.
- >The dog’s head pops up into the kayak and it turns to look at you.
- >Its great moth opens up and starts to come at you, its sharp teethe glistening.
- >*CHOMP*
- >The dog cannot get its body into the boat, it snaps its mouth shut just prior to your face.
- >The hairs on its nose are touching the hairs on your nose.
- >It snorts at you and its breath, it stinks of fluffy blood and meat.
- >You are eye to eye with the monster and you can see its frustration at not being able to get to you.
- >It starts to struggle to get in and is shaking the boat.
- >Your fear is so much you involuntarily poop and pee on yourself.
- >You let out a whimper as you no longer smell pretty.
- >The dog backs up a bit from the stench, but it doesn’t leave.
- >In desperation you try to intimidate the dog.
- >You puff your cheeks and start to grunt, sparklies come from your horn
- >One hits the animals nose and causes a small burn.
- >The dog gets irate and starts barking and snarling at you.
- >The sound from its barks hurts, it can almost feel the snaps of its jaw it is so close.
- >The boat is shaking more violently.
- >You feel like you are going to lose your footing when the dogs head is jerked back out of the kayak.
- >”Goddamn! You want me to have to buy a fucking boat?”
- >You hear a two legged monster talking.
- >Well, looks like you had your fill here. Man, I save a lot on dog food thanks to these strays.”
- >You hear the man walk away and the dog struggling against him.
- >After what seems an eternity you come out and see the carnage.
- >Several dismembered fluffies are lying around.
- >Now you know to fear the woof woof monster.
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