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if(npc.life < (int)(npc.lifeMax/3)){
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public override string GetChat()
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	if(nurse >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(4) == 0)
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	int angler = NPC.FindFirstNPC(NPCID.Angler);

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		return Main.player[Main.myPlayer].name + ", please, go find " + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + "...";

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	int dryad = NPC.FindFirstNPC(NPCID.Dryad);

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	int mechanic = NPC.FindFirstNPC(NPCID.Mechanic);

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	//if both player and siren are nearly dead

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	int tinkerer = NPC.FindFirstNPC(NPCID.GoblinTinkerer);

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	int guide = NPC.FindFirstNPC(NPCID.Guide);

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	int dealer = NPC.FindFirstNPC(NPCID.ArmsDealer);

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	int cyborg = NPC.FindFirstNPC(NPCID.Cyborg);

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	int steampunker = NPC.FindFirstNPC(NPCID.Steampunker);

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				return "placeholder both crit 2";

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	int nurse = NPC.FindFirstNPC(NPCID.Nurse);

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	int pirate = NPC.FindFirstNPC(NPCID.Pirate);

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				return "placeholder both crit 3";

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	double playerHP = (double)Main.player[Main.myPlayer].statLife;

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	double playerMaxHP = (double)Main.player[Main.myPlayer].statLifeMax2;

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				return "placeholder both crit 1";

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	string playerName = Main.player[Main.myPlayer].name;

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	//if siren is nearly dead

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	//if only siren is nearly dead

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	if(npc.life < (int)(npc.lifeMax/3)){

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	switch (Main.rand.Next(3))

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		if(nurse >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(4) == 0)

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		{

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			return "(beta) " + playerName + ", please, go find " + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + "...";

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			return "placeholder siren crit 2";

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		//if both player and siren are nearly dead

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			return "placeholder siren crit 3";

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		else if (playerHP < playerMaxHP * 0.33){

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			switch (Main.rand.Next(3))

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			return "I can't take much more of this... Even goddesses have their limits...";

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				case 0:

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}

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					return "(placeholder) both crit 1";

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//if player is nearly dead

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else if (playerHP < playerMaxHP * 0.33){

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					return "(placeholder) both crit 2";

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	if(nurse >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(4) == 0)

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					return "(placeholder) both crit default";

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		return "Oh my gosh, " + Main.player[Main.myPlayer].name + "! Someone, get " + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + " over here, now!";

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		}

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	switch (Main.rand.Next(3))

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		//if only siren is nearly dead

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		switch (Main.rand.Next(3))

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		{

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			return "placeholder player crit 2";

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				return "(placeholder) siren crit 1";

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			return "placeholder player crit 3";

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				return "(placeholder) siren crit 2";

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			return "Stay close to me, " + Main.player[Main.myPlayer].name + ". I'll protect you.";

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				return "I can't take much more of this... Even goddesses have their limits...";

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}

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//if alien invasion

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//if siren HP is low

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	//if player is nearly dead

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else if(npc.life < (int)(2*npc.lifeMax/3))

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		if(nurse >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(4) == 0)

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	if (playerHP < playerMaxHP * 0.67){

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			return "(beta) Oh my gosh, " + playerName + "! Someone, get " + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + " over here, now!";

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		}

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		switch (Main.rand.Next(3))

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		{

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			case 0:

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				return "You're pushing yourself way too hard, " + playerName + "! Stay here until you've healed!";

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					return "That injury looks pretty bad... I think you should go get" + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + " to patch that up.";

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				return "(placeholder) player crit 2";

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			default:

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				return "(beta) Stay close to me, " + playerName + ", I'll protect you.";

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		}

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	}

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	//if alien invasion

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	else if(Main.invasionType == 4){

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				return "Are you okay, " + Main.player[Main.myPlayer].name + "? You're limping...";

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		return "(placeholder) What's going on?! Who are these creatures, where are they coming from?!";

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	}

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	//if siren HP is low

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	else if(npc.life < (int)(2*npc.lifeMax/3))

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				return "You look like you're in pain, " + Main.player[Main.myPlayer].name + "... Maybe you should hang back for a bit until you're feeling better.";

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		if (playerHP < playerMaxHP * 0.67){

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			if(nurse >= 0){

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				switch (Main.rand.Next(9))

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				{

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	if(dealer >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(4) == 0){

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					case 0:

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		return "If " + Main.npc[dealer].displayName + " sells guns, then why do I rarely see him using one? I can't fight off every hostile creature alone...";

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						return "Are you alright? Maybe you should go see " + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + ". I know she's rude, but she IS good at her job.";

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					case 1:

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	else if(nurse >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(3) == 0){

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						return "That injury looks pretty bad... I think you should go get" + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + " to patch that up.";

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		return "Have you seen " + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + " around today? This cut is deeper than I realized.";

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					default:

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						break;

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	switch (Main.rand.Next(2))

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				}

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			}

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			switch (Main.rand.Next(7))

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			return "You wouldn't happen to have any spare healing potions, would you, " + Main.npc[dealer].displayName + "? I'm actually hurting a little right now...";

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				case 0:

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			return "I'm not feeling so well. Things have been surprisingly harsh lately.";

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					return "Are you okay, " + playerName + "? You're limping...";

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				case 1:

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}

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					return "That gash looks pretty bad. Hold on, there should be a healing potion around here somewhere, I think...";

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//if player HP is low

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				case 2:

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else if (playerHP < playerMaxHP * 0.67){

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					return "You look like you're in pain, " + playerName + "... Maybe you should hang back for a bit until you're feeling better.";

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	if(nurse >= 0){

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		switch (Main.rand.Next(9))

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			}

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		}

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				return "Are you alright? Maybe you should go see " + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + ". I know she's rude, but she IS good at her job.";

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		if(dealer >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(4) == 0){

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			return "(beta) If " + Main.npc[dealer].displayName + " sells guns, then why do I rarely see him using one? I can't fight off every hostile creature alone...";

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				return "That injury looks pretty bad... I think you should go get" + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + " to patch that up.";

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		else if(nurse >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(3) == 0){

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			return "Have you seen " + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + " around today? This cut is deeper than I realized.";

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		}

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		switch (Main.rand.Next(2))

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	switch (Main.rand.Next(7))

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			case 0:

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				return "You wouldn't happen to have any spare healing potions, would you, " + Main.npc[dealer].displayName + "? I'm actually hurting a little right now...";

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			return "Are you okay, " + Main.player[Main.myPlayer].name + "? You're limping...";

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				return "(beta) I'm not feeling so well. Things have been surprisingly harsh lately.";

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			return "That gash looks pretty bad. Hold on, there should be a healing potion around here somewhere, I think...";

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	}

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			return "You look like you're in pain, " + Main.player[Main.myPlayer].name + "... Maybe you should hang back for a bit until you're feeling better.";

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	//if player HP is low

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	else if (playerHP < playerMaxHP * 0.67){

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			break;

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			switch (Main.rand.Next(9))

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}

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//if solar eclipse

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//if blood moon

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//if pirate invasion

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//general

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					return "That injury looks pretty bad... I think you should go get " + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + " to patch that up.";

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else if(cyborg >= 0 && steampunker >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(10) == 0){

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	return Main.npc[dealer].displayName + " keeps asking me advice on how to sweep " + Main.npc[angler].displayName + " off her feet. I didn't realize humans had so much trouble with courtship. What about you? Do you need any dating advice?";

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}

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else if(dealer >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(9) == 0){

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	return Main.npc[dealer].displayName + " could really stand to learn that it's only cute when I'm the one making moves... If I hear one more cheesy pickup line or innuendo from that man, I'm tossing him into the ocean.";

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}

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else if (angler >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(8) == 0)

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				return "Are you okay, " + playerName + "? You're limping...";

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	return "I'd strongly appreciate you have a word with " + Main.npc[angler].displayName + " about his hours. I had figured a moonlight swim would have been safe, but nooo...";

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}

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else if (dryad >= 0)

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				return "You look like you're in pain, " + playerName + "... Maybe you should hang back for a bit until you're feeling better.";

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	switch (Main.rand.Next(7))

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				break;

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		}

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			return "Please let " + Main.npc[dryad].displayName + " know I apologize for last week. I didn't realize she actually thought she hid modesty beneath that overgrowth. Hmhmhm~";

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	//if solar eclipse

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			return Main.npc[dryad].displayName + " always uses her age for why she's always so serious, as if 500 years means anything - I'm 10 times that age! Between you and me, I think she just needs to loosen up a little.";

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	else if(Main.eclipse){

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		switch (Main.rand.Next(4))

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			break;

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			case 0:

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}

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				return "(placeholder) eclipse 1";

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else if (mechanic >= 0 && tinkerer >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(5) == 0)

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				return "(placeholder) eclipse 2";

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	return "Look, I know that he keeps telling me to stop playing matchmaker, and I respect that... But " + Main.npc[tinkerer].displayName + " really WOULD be cute with " + Main.npc[mechanic].displayName + ", right?";

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}

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				return "(placeholder) eclipse 3";

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else if (angler >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(4) == 0)

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				return "(placeholder) eclipse default";

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	return Main.npc[guide].displayName + "'s always asking me questions about what lies below the waves. With how much mankind knows about the rest of Terra, I never would have guessed that they knew so little about its oceans!";

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}

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switch (Main.rand.Next(3))

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	//if blood moon

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	else if(Main.bloodMoon){

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	case 0:

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		if(nurse >= 0 && mechanic >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(5) == 0){

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		return "I'm glad we've been getting so friendly lately. Would you like a private concert later? ... Or, perhaps something more... interesting? Hmhmhm~";

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			return Main.npc[nurse].displayName + " and " + Main.npc[mechanic].displayName + " have been at each other's throats all night... I know everybody's on edge from the blood moon, but that's no reason to take it out on each other.";

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	case 1:

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		return "placeholder 3";

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		else if(nurse >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(4) == 0){

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	default:

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			return "What's " + Main.npc[nurse].displayName + "'s problem? All I did was greet her and she bellowed at me as if I'd flooded her house or something...";

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		return "Oh, hello, " + Main.player[Main.myPlayer].name + "! Good to see you again. Are you well?";

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		else if(dryad >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(3) == 0){

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			return "I don't understand why all the women here are so angry tonight... Even " + Main.npc[dryad].displayName + " has been snapping at people for no reason.";

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		}

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		switch (Main.rand.Next(2))

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		{

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			case 0:

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				return "(placeholder) blood moon 1";

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			default:

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				return "(placeholder) blood moon default";

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		}

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	}

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	//if pirate invasion

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	else if(Main.bloodMoon){

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		if(pirate >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(3) == 0){

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			return "(placeholder) pirates with pirate town npc";

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		}

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		switch (Main.rand.Next(2))

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		{

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			case 0:

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				return "(placeholder) pirates 1";

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			default:

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				return "(placeholder) You'd think that the pirates would have learned by now.";

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		}

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	}

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	//general

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	else if(cyborg >= 0 && steampunker >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(11) == 0){

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		return Main.npc[dealer].displayName + " keeps asking me advice on how to sweep " + Main.npc[angler].displayName + " off her feet. I didn't realize humans had so much trouble with courtship. What about you? Do you need any dating advice?";

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	}

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	else if(dealer >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(10) == 0){

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		return Main.npc[dealer].displayName + " could really stand to learn that it's only cute when I'm the one making moves... If I hear one more cheesy pickup line or innuendo from that man, I'm tossing him into the ocean.";

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	}

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	else if (Main.rand.Next(9) == 0)

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	{

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		if(angler >= 0)

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		{

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			return "I'd strongly appreciate you have a word with " + Main.npc[angler].displayName + " about his hours. I had figured a moonlight swim would have been safe, but nooo...";

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		}

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		else if(NPC.savedAngler){

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			return "(beta) I wonder where the angler's gone off to? He didn't seem like the type to just pack his bags and leave... Is he okay?";

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		}

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		else{

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			return "(placeholder) Have you seen a child wandering the beach? He looks lost.";

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		}

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	}

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	else if (dryad >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(8) == 0)

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	{

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		return "Please let " + Main.npc[dryad].displayName + " know I apologize for last week. I didn't realize she actually thought she hid modesty beneath that overgrowth. Hmhmhm~";

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	}

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	else if (dryad >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(7))

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	{

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		return "(beta) " + Main.npc[dryad].displayName + " always uses her age for why she's always so serious, as if 500 years means anything - I'm 10 times that age! Between you and me, I think she just needs to loosen up a little.";

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	}

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	else if (mechanic >= 0 && tinkerer >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(6) == 0)

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	{

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		return "Look, I know that he keeps telling me to stop playing matchmaker, and I respect that... But " + Main.npc[tinkerer].displayName + " really WOULD be cute with " + Main.npc[mechanic].displayName + ", right?";

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	}

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	else if (angler >= 0 && Main.rand.Next(5) == 0)

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	{

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		return "(beta) " + Main.npc[guide].displayName + "'s always asking me questions about what lies below the waves. With how much mankind knows about the rest of Terra, I never would have guessed that they knew so little about its oceans!";

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	}

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	switch (Main.rand.Next(4))

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	{

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		case 0:

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			return "I'm glad we've been getting so friendly lately. Would you like a private concert later? ... Or, perhaps something more... interesting? Hmhmhm~";

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		case 1:

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			return "(placeholder) generic 2";

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		case 2:

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			return "(placeholder) generic 3";

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		default:

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			return "(placeholder) Oh, hello, " + playerName + "! Good to see you again. Are you well?";

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	}

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