So I got pinged at 3 20 in the morning on IRC right after my girlfriend finished making me some wonderful protein pancakes and breakfast in bed. It was really quite nice. What wasn't nice was having my phone explode like it was the fucking Tet Offensive because once again somehow you Dame Death have crawled out of the latrines at Auschwitz to somehow type on Obergruppenfuhrer Smith's computer and create once again a masterpiece.

At least when John Smith's son realizes he was a crippled retard he volunteered to put us out of his misery by ridding us of the degenerates of society. The same sadly cannot be said about you. Actually I know how you survived in the latrines. While those two little girls in Schindler's List were probably roasted thanking sweet merciful Jehovah they no longer had to endure your incessant posting on a video game forum, you were actually floating amongst the remaining excrement like the murky brown film of some sort of slop served in a Refugee Camp on the edge of Eastern Germany.

A camp filled with the decrepant, the deaf, the blind, the frail, those who were mauled and wounded wishing for the sweet kiss of death and all because they read this fucking faggotry known as your recruitment post. Tell you what Dame I'll give you one last chance. How this ends depends upon yourself so we'll see if you Skippy the retarded lab rodent can actually hop on your wheel and engage the last remaining brain cell you have from rotting out the inside of your cranium with all sorts of narcotics.

The only difference between you and Elo Knight is while Elo hops around other Alliances in plaid, you hop around on various dicks hoping to trick for the next brief high wishing to Christ your veins had blood left in them to actually carry the very drugs that cause you to be a buck toothed cocksucker. But I digress.

Rather than bore you with taking your own finger, cramming it up your ass and smelling it I've thought of a better test. Find a quiet place to contemplate. Meditate. Maybe even take up a hobby? Like swallowing semen for money. Once your mind is clear Dame I want you to find the busiest route of traffic you can find. Preferably with those giant double decker buses you know the ones that take fat Americans and scraggly radicals with beards smelling of goat pussy to various areas throughout your busy cities.

At any rate I want you to find the busiest route of traffic and see if you can kite the vehicles. Have you ever truly known how to anchor? What about take orders from an FC? Yes? No? If you can't kite well then at least you are worth more as donated organs to another potential future applicant who can fucking listen and not make a mockery out of our recruitment process?

In case the voices inside your head haven't told you quite clearly I will. Fuck Off. You aren't wanted. You aren't welcome you decrepant floating maggot upon the biggest pile of dung that has fallen out of the asshole of an Elephant. You'd be better off decomposing, turning into compost and making my garden prettier than winding up in a fleet with me and being a useless piece of brain dead Elephant Shit you stupid shit kicking manure smelling motherfucker. Go play in traffic or with a toaster in a bathtub instead of with our time on this forum.