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  1. So, just another day in Eve Online looking for war targets and on my scout alt I notice a fresh 'less than 1 day' Marmite recruit sitting in Uedama station. I actually recognize this guy from The Merc Contracts channel (as another needy player who thinks because he lived in low sec he's a pirate and awesome at pvp). Had a feeling he'd join the Marmite failbrigade from his terribad posting in Merc contracts over the past few weeks.
  2.  
  3. I strike up the conversation to see if he realizes what he's gotten himself into and low and behold he makes the sweeping statement that I will never kill him. Challenge accepted, offer delivered that same night.
  4.  
  5. http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/56721/
  6.  
  7. Here's the rest of the story. PIRATE LEADER before the loss...
  8.  
  9. ---------------------------------------------------------------
  10.  
  11. Channel ID: -51150670
  12. Channel Name: Private Chat (PIRATE LEADER)
  13. Listener: VegasMirage
  14. Session started: 2013.09.04 05:52:53
  15. ---------------------------------------------------------------
  16.  
  17. [ 2013.09.04 05:52:58 ] VegasMirage > jesus hope he's paying you enuf
  18. [ 2013.09.04 05:53:17 ] VegasMirage > why would you suck Tora's c**k?
  19. [ 2013.09.04 05:53:18 ] PIRATE LEADER > O_o
  20. [ 2013.09.04 05:54:17 ] VegasMirage > guess low sec didn't work out?
  21. [ 2013.09.04 05:54:39 ] PIRATE LEADER > i was hired to make a corp into mercs job done i am out lol
  22. [ 2013.09.04 05:55:00 ] VegasMirage > you were hired :P
  23. [ 2013.09.04 05:55:14 ] PIRATE LEADER > yep
  24. [ 2013.09.04 05:55:22 ] PIRATE LEADER > i am a merc after all
  25. [ 2013.09.04 05:55:27 ] VegasMirage > haha yes I know
  26. [ 2013.09.04 05:55:35 ] VegasMirage > and we're merc killers as you know
  27. [ 2013.09.04 05:55:44 ] PIRATE LEADER > yarp
  28. [ 2013.09.04 05:55:47 ] VegasMirage > Black Guards were horrible
  29. [ 2013.09.04 05:55:52 ] PIRATE LEADER > yep
  30. [ 2013.09.04 05:56:04 ] PIRATE LEADER > got them set up...did my job...gone
  31. [ 2013.09.04 05:57:27 ] VegasMirage > so you gonna undock?
  32. [ 2013.09.04 05:57:43 ] PIRATE LEADER > i gotta set up the ts n all kinds of crap gimme bit
  33. [ 2013.09.04 05:57:51 ] PIRATE LEADER > i will kill u after i am done ok be patient
  34. [ 2013.09.04 05:58:13 ] VegasMirage > and if you don't will you cry like they do
  35. [ 2013.09.04 05:58:48 ] PIRATE LEADER > ? u wont kill me
  36. [ 2013.09.04 05:58:50 ] PIRATE LEADER > dont worry
  37.  
  38. ***BINGO WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER*** - challenge accepted.
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  40. [ 2013.09.04 05:58:59 ] VegasMirage > if you don't undock I proly wont
  41. [ 2013.09.04 05:59:12 ] PIRATE LEADER > as i said hold on i iz multitasking
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  43. edited out some info about accounts and non related convo trying to keep him interested as I make my way towards him and then I ask him if he realizes mercs are generally pretty bad...
  44.  
  45. [ 2013.09.04 06:02:09 ] PIRATE LEADER > O_o yeah i am a pirate more than a merc
  46. [ 2013.09.04 06:02:29 ] VegasMirage > whatever that means
  47. [ 2013.09.04 06:02:38 ] VegasMirage > is this your main? hope not
  48. [ 2013.09.04 06:02:51 ] PIRATE LEADER > why is that?
  49. [ 2013.09.04 06:03:50 ] VegasMirage > says a lot if its your main
  50. [ 2013.09.04 06:03:51 ] PIRATE LEADER > huh only 40 kills last month? u getting old or are mercs getting better?
  51.  
  52. He's making reference to my light number of kills... all merc only kills
  53.  
  54. I cut out a bunch of non related probing about account info, which I wont display here...
  55.  
  56. [ 2013.09.04 06:07:31 ] PIRATE LEADER > as to friends...yes call me charismatic :)
  57. [ 2013.09.04 06:07:50 ] VegasMirage > I been watching you in merc contracts
  58. [ 2013.09.04 06:08:03 ] PIRATE LEADER > stalker O_o
  59. [ 2013.09.04 06:08:07 ] VegasMirage > you seem more needy than charismatic
  60. [ 2013.09.04 06:08:17 ] PIRATE LEADER > lol good to know
  61.  
  62. He keeps reiterating how he's more of a "Pirate" than a "Merc", no difference to me tbh once a cry baby always a cry baby in my book. Love how bads love labels and role-playing in this game.
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  64. [ 2013.09.04 06:09:07 ] PIRATE LEADER > O_o i am a pirate....
  65. [ 2013.09.04 06:09:21 ] VegasMirage > you are a PIE-RAT
  66. [ 2013.09.04 06:09:36 ] PIRATE LEADER > yesh piwate :)
  67. [ 2013.09.04 06:09:42 ] PIRATE LEADER > and no ur not a pirate
  68. [ 2013.09.04 06:09:55 ] PIRATE LEADER > ur a griefer
  69. [ 2013.09.04 06:10:02 ] PIRATE LEADER > dont bother me none but there is a difference
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  71. edited out a bunch of pointless shit talked trying to keep him in convo as I make my way towards him from Jita, at the moment 3 jumps away when he says this...
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  73. [ 2013.09.04 06:17:42 ] PIRATE LEADER > and yet u talked all this shit then ran away rofl
  74. [ 2013.09.04 06:17:51 ] VegasMirage > what?
  75. [ 2013.09.04 06:17:56 ] VegasMirage > ran away?
  76. [ 2013.09.04 06:18:30 ] VegasMirage > maybe wrong convo?
  77. [ 2013.09.04 06:18:54 ] PIRATE LEADER > lol no it was u
  78. [ 2013.09.04 06:19:05 ] PIRATE LEADER > talked all shit about killing me when i undock u gone
  79. [ 2013.09.04 06:19:10 ] PIRATE LEADER > its alright tho i understand
  80.  
  81. Totally lost now, I try to keep him in convo...
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  83. [ 2013.09.04 06:19:14 ] VegasMirage > oh
  84. [ 2013.09.04 06:19:19 ] VegasMirage > I can come back
  85. [ 2013.09.04 06:19:20 ] PIRATE LEADER > anyway tho imma go afk to smoke
  86. [ 2013.09.04 06:19:23 ] PIRATE LEADER > have fun ☺/
  87. [ 2013.09.04 06:19:23 ] VegasMirage > no no
  88.  
  89. He quickly closes in-game chat channel. My main was never actually in Uedama, my scout was but I convo'd him with my main. So confused, I continue this via eve mail...
  90.  
  91. ===========================
  92. THE EVE MAILS: they start at the bottom of this pastebin work your way up.
  93. ==========================
  94.  
  95. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
  96. From: VegasMirage
  97. To: PIRATE LEADER
  98.  
  99. You say one thing, that you wont die to me, then you do. Tag you're it...
  100.  
  101. http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/56721/
  102.  
  103. hawhaw piggy, you lose.
  104.  
  105. --------------------------------
  106. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
  107. From: PIRATE LEADER
  108. Sent: 2013.09.04 06:46
  109. To: VegasMirage
  110.  
  111. rofl ur wasting my time and mailbox space grow up make a name for urself then come back :)
  112.  
  113. --------------------------------
  114. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
  115. From: VegasMirage
  116. Sent: 2013.09.04 06:45
  117. To: PIRATE LEADER,
  118.  
  119. I'm a war target - you fail - who cares if you know my name
  120.  
  121. See, you said I wont kill you and you're proly right... cause you wont fight. Pie-rat.
  122.  
  123. --------------------------------
  124. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
  125. From: PIRATE LEADER
  126. Sent: 2013.09.04 06:44
  127. To: VegasMirage,
  128.  
  129. rofl again bro...u aint worth my time...come back when i have heard of u
  130.  
  131. --------------------------------
  132. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
  133. From: VegasMirage
  134. Sent: 2013.09.04 06:43
  135. To: PIRATE LEADER,
  136.  
  137. dude, you called me out and I'm willing to go anywhere Rancer, Ammamake, fuck it I'll go to Fountain to kill a scrub Marmite... link system
  138.  
  139. --------------------------------
  140. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
  141. From: PIRATE LEADER
  142. Sent: 2013.09.04 06:42
  143. To: VegasMirage,
  144.  
  145. rofl u gonna split screen both guardians to rep u?
  146.  
  147.  
  148. --------------------------------
  149. Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
  150. From: VegasMirage
  151. Sent: 2013.09.04 06:41
  152. To: PIRATE LEADER,
  153.  
  154. I just came from low sec you stoner
  155.  
  156. link your low sec, watch what happens
  157.  
  158. --------------------------------
  159. Re: Re: Re: Puss?
  160. From: PIRATE LEADER
  161. Sent: 2013.09.04 06:32
  162. To: VegasMirage,
  163.  
  164. ur in a proteus with an alt in system with u? i told u bro imma pirate follow me to lowsec see what happens :) i dont do the 1v1 thing rofl
  165.  
  166. --------------------------------
  167. Re: Re: Puss?
  168. From: VegasMirage
  169. Sent: 2013.09.04 06:32
  170. To: PIRATE LEADER,
  171.  
  172. derpy doo
  173.  
  174. I come to you solo... link system
  175.  
  176. --------------------------------
  177. Re: Puss?
  178. From: PIRATE LEADER
  179. Sent: 2013.09.04 06:31
  180. To: VegasMirage,
  181.  
  182. lol i wasn't paying enough attention to u to close a convo lol i came back was empty so i closed
  183.  
  184. but while i would have fun killing u i am too far away and u aren't really worth my time to fly back...even if it was for u and your alt
  185.  
  186.  
  187. --------------------------------
  188. Puss?
  189. From: VegasMirage
  190. Sent: 2013.09.04 06:30
  191. To: PIRATE LEADER,
  192.  
  193. Really, you're going to fit right into Marmite.
  194.  
  195. You smack then leave convo lulz
  196.  
  197. I'm sitting on Sivala gate puke bring it
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