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1 | So, just another day in Eve Online looking for war targets and on my scout alt I notice a fresh 'less than 1 day' Marmite recruit sitting in Uedama station. I actually recognize this guy from The Merc Contracts channel (as another needy player who thinks because he lived in low sec he's a pirate and awesome at pvp). Had a feeling he'd join the Marmite failbrigade from his terribad posting in Merc contracts over the past few weeks. | |
2 | ||
3 | I strike up the conversation to see if he realizes what he's gotten himself into and low and behold he makes the sweeping statement that I will never kill him. Challenge accepted, offer delivered that same night. | |
4 | ||
5 | http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/56721/ | |
6 | ||
7 | - | Here's the rest of the story. Bruce Wolf before the loss... |
7 | + | Here's the rest of the story. PIRATE LEADER before the loss... |
8 | ||
9 | --------------------------------------------------------------- | |
10 | ||
11 | Channel ID: -51150670 | |
12 | - | Channel Name: Private Chat (Bruce Wolf) |
12 | + | Channel Name: Private Chat (PIRATE LEADER) |
13 | Listener: VegasMirage | |
14 | Session started: 2013.09.04 05:52:53 | |
15 | --------------------------------------------------------------- | |
16 | ||
17 | [ 2013.09.04 05:52:58 ] VegasMirage > jesus hope he's paying you enuf | |
18 | [ 2013.09.04 05:53:17 ] VegasMirage > why would you suck Tora's c**k? | |
19 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:53:18 ] Bruce Wolf > O_o |
19 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:53:18 ] PIRATE LEADER > O_o |
20 | [ 2013.09.04 05:54:17 ] VegasMirage > guess low sec didn't work out? | |
21 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:54:39 ] Bruce Wolf > i was hired to make a corp into mercs job done i am out lol |
21 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:54:39 ] PIRATE LEADER > i was hired to make a corp into mercs job done i am out lol |
22 | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:00 ] VegasMirage > you were hired :P | |
23 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:14 ] Bruce Wolf > yep |
23 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:14 ] PIRATE LEADER > yep |
24 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:22 ] Bruce Wolf > i am a merc after all |
24 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:22 ] PIRATE LEADER > i am a merc after all |
25 | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:27 ] VegasMirage > haha yes I know | |
26 | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:35 ] VegasMirage > and we're merc killers as you know | |
27 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:44 ] Bruce Wolf > yarp |
27 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:44 ] PIRATE LEADER > yarp |
28 | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:47 ] VegasMirage > Black Guards were horrible | |
29 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:52 ] Bruce Wolf > yep |
29 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:55:52 ] PIRATE LEADER > yep |
30 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:56:04 ] Bruce Wolf > got them set up...did my job...gone |
30 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:56:04 ] PIRATE LEADER > got them set up...did my job...gone |
31 | [ 2013.09.04 05:57:27 ] VegasMirage > so you gonna undock? | |
32 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:57:43 ] Bruce Wolf > i gotta set up the ts n all kinds of crap gimme bit |
32 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:57:43 ] PIRATE LEADER > i gotta set up the ts n all kinds of crap gimme bit |
33 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:57:51 ] Bruce Wolf > i will kill u after i am done ok be patient |
33 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:57:51 ] PIRATE LEADER > i will kill u after i am done ok be patient |
34 | [ 2013.09.04 05:58:13 ] VegasMirage > and if you don't will you cry like they do | |
35 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:58:48 ] Bruce Wolf > ? u wont kill me |
35 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:58:48 ] PIRATE LEADER > ? u wont kill me |
36 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:58:50 ] Bruce Wolf > dont worry |
36 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:58:50 ] PIRATE LEADER > dont worry |
37 | ||
38 | ***BINGO WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER*** - challenge accepted. | |
39 | ||
40 | [ 2013.09.04 05:58:59 ] VegasMirage > if you don't undock I proly wont | |
41 | - | [ 2013.09.04 05:59:12 ] Bruce Wolf > as i said hold on i iz multitasking |
41 | + | [ 2013.09.04 05:59:12 ] PIRATE LEADER > as i said hold on i iz multitasking |
42 | ||
43 | edited out some info about accounts and non related convo trying to keep him interested as I make my way towards him and then I ask him if he realizes mercs are generally pretty bad... | |
44 | ||
45 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:02:09 ] Bruce Wolf > O_o yeah i am a pirate more than a merc |
45 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:02:09 ] PIRATE LEADER > O_o yeah i am a pirate more than a merc |
46 | [ 2013.09.04 06:02:29 ] VegasMirage > whatever that means | |
47 | [ 2013.09.04 06:02:38 ] VegasMirage > is this your main? hope not | |
48 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:02:51 ] Bruce Wolf > why is that? |
48 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:02:51 ] PIRATE LEADER > why is that? |
49 | [ 2013.09.04 06:03:50 ] VegasMirage > says a lot if its your main | |
50 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:03:51 ] Bruce Wolf > huh only 40 kills last month? u getting old or are mercs getting better? |
50 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:03:51 ] PIRATE LEADER > huh only 40 kills last month? u getting old or are mercs getting better? |
51 | ||
52 | He's making reference to my light number of kills... all merc only kills | |
53 | ||
54 | I cut out a bunch of non related probing about account info, which I wont display here... | |
55 | ||
56 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:07:31 ] Bruce Wolf > as to friends...yes call me charismatic :) |
56 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:07:31 ] PIRATE LEADER > as to friends...yes call me charismatic :) |
57 | [ 2013.09.04 06:07:50 ] VegasMirage > I been watching you in merc contracts | |
58 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:08:03 ] Bruce Wolf > stalker O_o |
58 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:08:03 ] PIRATE LEADER > stalker O_o |
59 | [ 2013.09.04 06:08:07 ] VegasMirage > you seem more needy than charismatic | |
60 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:08:17 ] Bruce Wolf > lol good to know |
60 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:08:17 ] PIRATE LEADER > lol good to know |
61 | ||
62 | He keeps reiterating how he's more of a "Pirate" than a "Merc", no difference to me tbh once a cry baby always a cry baby in my book. Love how bads love labels and role-playing in this game. | |
63 | ||
64 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:09:07 ] Bruce Wolf > O_o i am a pirate.... |
64 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:09:07 ] PIRATE LEADER > O_o i am a pirate.... |
65 | [ 2013.09.04 06:09:21 ] VegasMirage > you are a PIE-RAT | |
66 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:09:36 ] Bruce Wolf > yesh piwate :) |
66 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:09:36 ] PIRATE LEADER > yesh piwate :) |
67 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:09:42 ] Bruce Wolf > and no ur not a pirate |
67 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:09:42 ] PIRATE LEADER > and no ur not a pirate |
68 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:09:55 ] Bruce Wolf > ur a griefer |
68 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:09:55 ] PIRATE LEADER > ur a griefer |
69 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:10:02 ] Bruce Wolf > dont bother me none but there is a difference |
69 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:10:02 ] PIRATE LEADER > dont bother me none but there is a difference |
70 | ||
71 | edited out a bunch of pointless shit talked trying to keep him in convo as I make my way towards him from Jita, at the moment 3 jumps away when he says this... | |
72 | ||
73 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:17:42 ] Bruce Wolf > and yet u talked all this shit then ran away rofl |
73 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:17:42 ] PIRATE LEADER > and yet u talked all this shit then ran away rofl |
74 | [ 2013.09.04 06:17:51 ] VegasMirage > what? | |
75 | [ 2013.09.04 06:17:56 ] VegasMirage > ran away? | |
76 | [ 2013.09.04 06:18:30 ] VegasMirage > maybe wrong convo? | |
77 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:18:54 ] Bruce Wolf > lol no it was u |
77 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:18:54 ] PIRATE LEADER > lol no it was u |
78 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:19:05 ] Bruce Wolf > talked all shit about killing me when i undock u gone |
78 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:19:05 ] PIRATE LEADER > talked all shit about killing me when i undock u gone |
79 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:19:10 ] Bruce Wolf > its alright tho i understand |
79 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:19:10 ] PIRATE LEADER > its alright tho i understand |
80 | ||
81 | Totally lost now, I try to keep him in convo... | |
82 | ||
83 | [ 2013.09.04 06:19:14 ] VegasMirage > oh | |
84 | [ 2013.09.04 06:19:19 ] VegasMirage > I can come back | |
85 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:19:20 ] Bruce Wolf > anyway tho imma go afk to smoke |
85 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:19:20 ] PIRATE LEADER > anyway tho imma go afk to smoke |
86 | - | [ 2013.09.04 06:19:23 ] Bruce Wolf > have fun ☺/ |
86 | + | [ 2013.09.04 06:19:23 ] PIRATE LEADER > have fun ☺/ |
87 | [ 2013.09.04 06:19:23 ] VegasMirage > no no | |
88 | ||
89 | He quickly closes in-game chat channel. My main was never actually in Uedama, my scout was but I convo'd him with my main. So confused, I continue this via eve mail... | |
90 | ||
91 | =========================== | |
92 | THE EVE MAILS: they start at the bottom of this pastebin work your way up. | |
93 | ========================== | |
94 | ||
95 | Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss? | |
96 | From: VegasMirage | |
97 | - | To: Bruce Wolf |
97 | + | To: PIRATE LEADER |
98 | ||
99 | You say one thing, that you wont die to me, then you do. Tag you're it... | |
100 | ||
101 | http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/56721/ | |
102 | ||
103 | hawhaw piggy, you lose. | |
104 | ||
105 | -------------------------------- | |
106 | Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss? | |
107 | - | From: Bruce Wolf |
107 | + | From: PIRATE LEADER |
108 | Sent: 2013.09.04 06:46 | |
109 | To: VegasMirage | |
110 | ||
111 | rofl ur wasting my time and mailbox space grow up make a name for urself then come back :) | |
112 | ||
113 | -------------------------------- | |
114 | Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss? | |
115 | From: VegasMirage | |
116 | Sent: 2013.09.04 06:45 | |
117 | - | To: Bruce Wolf, |
117 | + | To: PIRATE LEADER, |
118 | ||
119 | I'm a war target - you fail - who cares if you know my name | |
120 | ||
121 | See, you said I wont kill you and you're proly right... cause you wont fight. Pie-rat. | |
122 | ||
123 | -------------------------------- | |
124 | Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss? | |
125 | - | From: Bruce Wolf |
125 | + | From: PIRATE LEADER |
126 | Sent: 2013.09.04 06:44 | |
127 | To: VegasMirage, | |
128 | ||
129 | rofl again bro...u aint worth my time...come back when i have heard of u | |
130 | ||
131 | -------------------------------- | |
132 | Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss? | |
133 | From: VegasMirage | |
134 | Sent: 2013.09.04 06:43 | |
135 | - | To: Bruce Wolf, |
135 | + | To: PIRATE LEADER, |
136 | ||
137 | dude, you called me out and I'm willing to go anywhere Rancer, Ammamake, fuck it I'll go to Fountain to kill a scrub Marmite... link system | |
138 | ||
139 | -------------------------------- | |
140 | Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss? | |
141 | - | From: Bruce Wolf |
141 | + | From: PIRATE LEADER |
142 | Sent: 2013.09.04 06:42 | |
143 | To: VegasMirage, | |
144 | ||
145 | rofl u gonna split screen both guardians to rep u? | |
146 | ||
147 | ||
148 | -------------------------------- | |
149 | Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss? | |
150 | From: VegasMirage | |
151 | Sent: 2013.09.04 06:41 | |
152 | - | To: Bruce Wolf, |
152 | + | To: PIRATE LEADER, |
153 | ||
154 | I just came from low sec you stoner | |
155 | ||
156 | link your low sec, watch what happens | |
157 | ||
158 | -------------------------------- | |
159 | Re: Re: Re: Puss? | |
160 | - | From: Bruce Wolf |
160 | + | From: PIRATE LEADER |
161 | Sent: 2013.09.04 06:32 | |
162 | To: VegasMirage, | |
163 | ||
164 | ur in a proteus with an alt in system with u? i told u bro imma pirate follow me to lowsec see what happens :) i dont do the 1v1 thing rofl | |
165 | ||
166 | -------------------------------- | |
167 | Re: Re: Puss? | |
168 | From: VegasMirage | |
169 | Sent: 2013.09.04 06:32 | |
170 | - | To: Bruce Wolf, |
170 | + | To: PIRATE LEADER, |
171 | ||
172 | derpy doo | |
173 | ||
174 | I come to you solo... link system | |
175 | ||
176 | -------------------------------- | |
177 | Re: Puss? | |
178 | - | From: Bruce Wolf |
178 | + | From: PIRATE LEADER |
179 | Sent: 2013.09.04 06:31 | |
180 | To: VegasMirage, | |
181 | ||
182 | lol i wasn't paying enough attention to u to close a convo lol i came back was empty so i closed | |
183 | ||
184 | but while i would have fun killing u i am too far away and u aren't really worth my time to fly back...even if it was for u and your alt | |
185 | ||
186 | ||
187 | -------------------------------- | |
188 | Puss? | |
189 | From: VegasMirage | |
190 | Sent: 2013.09.04 06:30 | |
191 | - | To: Bruce Wolf, |
191 | + | To: PIRATE LEADER, |
192 | ||
193 | Really, you're going to fit right into Marmite. | |
194 | ||
195 | You smack then leave convo lulz | |
196 | ||
197 | I'm sitting on Sivala gate puke bring it |