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So, just another day in Eve Online looking for war targets and on my scout alt I notice a fresh 'less than 1 day' Marmite recruit sitting in Uedama station. I actually recognize this guy from The Merc Contracts channel (as another needy player who thinks because he lived in low sec he's a pirate and awesome at pvp). Had a feeling he'd join the Marmite failbrigade from his terribad posting in Merc contracts over the past few weeks.
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I strike up the conversation to see if he realizes what he's gotten himself into and low and behold he makes the sweeping statement that I will never kill him. Challenge accepted, offer delivered that same night.
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http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/56721/
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Here's the rest of the story. Bruce Wolf before the loss...
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Here's the rest of the story. PIRATE LEADER before the loss...
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  Channel ID:      -51150670
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  Channel Name:    Private Chat (Bruce Wolf)
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  Channel Name:    Private Chat (PIRATE LEADER)
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  Listener:        VegasMirage
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  Session started: 2013.09.04 05:52:53
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[ 2013.09.04 05:52:58 ] VegasMirage > jesus hope he's paying you enuf
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[ 2013.09.04 05:53:17 ] VegasMirage > why would you suck Tora's c**k?
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[ 2013.09.04 05:53:18 ] Bruce Wolf > O_o
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[ 2013.09.04 05:53:18 ] PIRATE LEADER > O_o
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[ 2013.09.04 05:54:17 ] VegasMirage > guess low sec didn't work out?
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[ 2013.09.04 05:54:39 ] Bruce Wolf > i was hired to make a corp into mercs job done i am out lol
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[ 2013.09.04 05:54:39 ] PIRATE LEADER > i was hired to make a corp into mercs job done i am out lol
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:00 ] VegasMirage > you were hired :P
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:14 ] Bruce Wolf > yep
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:14 ] PIRATE LEADER > yep
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:22 ] Bruce Wolf > i am a merc after all
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:22 ] PIRATE LEADER > i am a merc after all
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:27 ] VegasMirage > haha yes I know
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:35 ] VegasMirage > and we're merc killers as you know
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:44 ] Bruce Wolf > yarp
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:44 ] PIRATE LEADER > yarp
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:47 ] VegasMirage > Black Guards were horrible
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:52 ] Bruce Wolf > yep
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[ 2013.09.04 05:55:52 ] PIRATE LEADER > yep
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[ 2013.09.04 05:56:04 ] Bruce Wolf > got them set up...did my job...gone
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[ 2013.09.04 05:56:04 ] PIRATE LEADER > got them set up...did my job...gone
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[ 2013.09.04 05:57:27 ] VegasMirage > so you gonna undock?
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[ 2013.09.04 05:57:43 ] Bruce Wolf > i gotta set up the ts n all kinds of crap gimme bit
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[ 2013.09.04 05:57:43 ] PIRATE LEADER > i gotta set up the ts n all kinds of crap gimme bit
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[ 2013.09.04 05:57:51 ] Bruce Wolf > i will kill u after i am done ok be patient
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[ 2013.09.04 05:57:51 ] PIRATE LEADER > i will kill u after i am done ok be patient
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[ 2013.09.04 05:58:13 ] VegasMirage > and if you don't will you cry like they do
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[ 2013.09.04 05:58:48 ] Bruce Wolf > ? u wont kill me
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[ 2013.09.04 05:58:48 ] PIRATE LEADER > ? u wont kill me
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[ 2013.09.04 05:58:50 ] Bruce Wolf > dont worry
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[ 2013.09.04 05:58:50 ] PIRATE LEADER > dont worry
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***BINGO WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER*** - challenge accepted.
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[ 2013.09.04 05:58:59 ] VegasMirage > if you don't undock I proly wont
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[ 2013.09.04 05:59:12 ] Bruce Wolf > as i said hold on i iz multitasking
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[ 2013.09.04 05:59:12 ] PIRATE LEADER > as i said hold on i iz multitasking
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edited out some info about accounts and non related convo trying to keep him interested as I make my way towards him and then I ask him if he realizes mercs are generally pretty bad...
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[ 2013.09.04 06:02:09 ] Bruce Wolf > O_o yeah i am a pirate more than a merc
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[ 2013.09.04 06:02:09 ] PIRATE LEADER > O_o yeah i am a pirate more than a merc
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[ 2013.09.04 06:02:29 ] VegasMirage > whatever that means
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[ 2013.09.04 06:02:38 ] VegasMirage > is this your main? hope not
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[ 2013.09.04 06:02:51 ] Bruce Wolf > why is that?
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[ 2013.09.04 06:02:51 ] PIRATE LEADER > why is that?
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[ 2013.09.04 06:03:50 ] VegasMirage > says a lot if its your main
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[ 2013.09.04 06:03:51 ] Bruce Wolf > huh only 40 kills last month? u getting old or are mercs getting better?
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[ 2013.09.04 06:03:51 ] PIRATE LEADER > huh only 40 kills last month? u getting old or are mercs getting better?
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He's making reference to my light number of kills... all merc only kills
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I cut out a bunch of non related probing about account info, which I wont display here...
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[ 2013.09.04 06:07:31 ] Bruce Wolf > as to friends...yes call me charismatic :)
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[ 2013.09.04 06:07:31 ] PIRATE LEADER > as to friends...yes call me charismatic :)
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[ 2013.09.04 06:07:50 ] VegasMirage > I been watching you in merc contracts
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[ 2013.09.04 06:08:03 ] Bruce Wolf > stalker O_o
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[ 2013.09.04 06:08:03 ] PIRATE LEADER > stalker O_o
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[ 2013.09.04 06:08:07 ] VegasMirage > you seem more needy than charismatic
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[ 2013.09.04 06:08:17 ] Bruce Wolf > lol good to know
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[ 2013.09.04 06:08:17 ] PIRATE LEADER > lol good to know
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He keeps reiterating how he's more of a "Pirate" than a "Merc", no difference to me tbh once a cry baby always a cry baby in my book. Love how bads love labels and role-playing in this game.
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[ 2013.09.04 06:09:07 ] Bruce Wolf > O_o i am a pirate....
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[ 2013.09.04 06:09:07 ] PIRATE LEADER > O_o i am a pirate....
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[ 2013.09.04 06:09:21 ] VegasMirage > you are a PIE-RAT
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[ 2013.09.04 06:09:36 ] Bruce Wolf > yesh piwate :)
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[ 2013.09.04 06:09:36 ] PIRATE LEADER > yesh piwate :)
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[ 2013.09.04 06:09:42 ] Bruce Wolf > and no ur not a pirate
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[ 2013.09.04 06:09:42 ] PIRATE LEADER > and no ur not a pirate
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[ 2013.09.04 06:09:55 ] Bruce Wolf > ur a griefer
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[ 2013.09.04 06:09:55 ] PIRATE LEADER > ur a griefer
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[ 2013.09.04 06:10:02 ] Bruce Wolf > dont bother me none but there is a difference
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[ 2013.09.04 06:10:02 ] PIRATE LEADER > dont bother me none but there is a difference
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edited out a bunch of pointless shit talked trying to keep him in convo as I make my way towards him from Jita, at the moment 3 jumps away when he says this...
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[ 2013.09.04 06:17:42 ] Bruce Wolf > and yet u talked all this shit then ran away rofl
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[ 2013.09.04 06:17:42 ] PIRATE LEADER > and yet u talked all this shit then ran away rofl
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[ 2013.09.04 06:17:51 ] VegasMirage > what?
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[ 2013.09.04 06:17:56 ] VegasMirage > ran away?
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[ 2013.09.04 06:18:30 ] VegasMirage > maybe wrong convo?
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[ 2013.09.04 06:18:54 ] Bruce Wolf > lol no it was u
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[ 2013.09.04 06:18:54 ] PIRATE LEADER > lol no it was u
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[ 2013.09.04 06:19:05 ] Bruce Wolf > talked all shit about killing me when i undock u gone
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[ 2013.09.04 06:19:05 ] PIRATE LEADER > talked all shit about killing me when i undock u gone
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[ 2013.09.04 06:19:10 ] Bruce Wolf > its alright tho i understand
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[ 2013.09.04 06:19:10 ] PIRATE LEADER > its alright tho i understand
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Totally lost now, I try to keep him in convo...
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[ 2013.09.04 06:19:14 ] VegasMirage > oh
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[ 2013.09.04 06:19:19 ] VegasMirage > I can come back
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[ 2013.09.04 06:19:20 ] Bruce Wolf > anyway tho imma go afk to smoke
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[ 2013.09.04 06:19:20 ] PIRATE LEADER > anyway tho imma go afk to smoke
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[ 2013.09.04 06:19:23 ] Bruce Wolf > have fun ☺/
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[ 2013.09.04 06:19:23 ] PIRATE LEADER > have fun ☺/
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[ 2013.09.04 06:19:23 ] VegasMirage > no no
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He quickly closes in-game chat channel. My main was never actually in Uedama, my scout was but I convo'd him with my main. So confused, I continue this via eve mail...
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THE EVE MAILS: they start at the bottom of this pastebin work your way up.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
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From: VegasMirage
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To: Bruce Wolf
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To: PIRATE LEADER
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You say one thing, that you wont die to me, then you do. Tag you're it...
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http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/56721/
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hawhaw piggy, you lose.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
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From: Bruce Wolf
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From: PIRATE LEADER
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Sent: 2013.09.04 06:46
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To: VegasMirage
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rofl ur wasting my time and mailbox space grow up make a name for urself then come back :)
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
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From: VegasMirage
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Sent: 2013.09.04 06:45
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To: Bruce Wolf,
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To: PIRATE LEADER,
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I'm a war target - you fail - who cares if you know my name
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See, you said I wont kill you and you're proly right... cause you wont fight. Pie-rat.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
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From: Bruce Wolf
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From: PIRATE LEADER
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Sent: 2013.09.04 06:44
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To: VegasMirage,
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rofl again bro...u aint worth my time...come back when i have heard of u
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
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From: VegasMirage
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Sent: 2013.09.04 06:43
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To: Bruce Wolf,
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To: PIRATE LEADER,
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dude, you called me out and I'm willing to go anywhere Rancer, Ammamake, fuck it I'll go to Fountain to kill a scrub Marmite... link system
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
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From: Bruce Wolf
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From: PIRATE LEADER
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Sent: 2013.09.04 06:42
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To: VegasMirage,
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rofl u gonna split screen both guardians to rep u?
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
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From: VegasMirage
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Sent: 2013.09.04 06:41
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To: Bruce Wolf,
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To: PIRATE LEADER,
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I just came from low sec you stoner
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link your low sec, watch what happens
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Re: Re: Re: Puss?
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From: Bruce Wolf
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From: PIRATE LEADER
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Sent: 2013.09.04 06:32
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To: VegasMirage,
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ur in a proteus with an alt in system with u? i told u bro imma pirate follow me to lowsec see what happens :) i dont do the 1v1 thing rofl
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Re: Re: Puss?
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From: VegasMirage
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Sent: 2013.09.04 06:32
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To: Bruce Wolf,
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To: PIRATE LEADER,
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derpy doo
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I come to you solo... link system
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Re: Puss?
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From: Bruce Wolf
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From: PIRATE LEADER
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Sent: 2013.09.04 06:31
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To: VegasMirage,
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lol i wasn't paying enough attention to u to close a convo lol i came back was empty so i closed
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but while i would have fun killing u i am too far away and u aren't really worth my time to fly back...even if it was for u and your alt
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Puss?
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From: VegasMirage
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Sent: 2013.09.04 06:30
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To: PIRATE LEADER,
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Really, you're going to fit right into Marmite.
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You smack then leave convo lulz
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I'm sitting on Sivala gate puke bring it