STF11

[Scene opens with a random clock sitting in a cubicle, working for an IT company. His phone rings and then he answers it]

--CLOCK 1--
Hello, thank you for calling Comp-U-Help.

--STRAWBERRY CLOCK--
Hello, I’m having computer trouble! I can’t log into my computer!

--CLOCK 1--
Okay sir, give me one moment…

[CLOCK 1 types on his computer for a second]

Is your computer plugged into a wall outlet?

--STRAWBERRY---
What kind of fool do you take me for!? Of course my computer is plugged in, you incompetent- oh, hang on one second…

[Strawberry leans over and plugs in his computer]

… Uh, okay. It’s plugged in now.

--CLOCK 1--
Very good sir, now can you turn your computer on?

--STRAWBERRY---
Yes, I’m doing that now

[Strawberry turns on his computer]

--CLOCK 1--
Is your computer on now?

--STRAWBERRY---
Yes, and this is where I have problems: I can’t log in! It says my password is wrong, no matter what I type!

--CLOCK 1--
I see. Okay sir, give us a moment and we’ll send somebody over there.

--STRAWBERRY---
Okay, thank you.

[Next Scene, at StrawberryClock’s house, a different computer technician is here to help Strawberry]


--CLOCK 2--
Alright sir, what seems to be the problem?

--STRAWBERRY---
No matter what I type, it says my password is incorrect!

--CLOCK 2--
Okay, let me see if something’s wrong with your keyboard.

[CLOCK 2 sits down at the computer]

Hmm…

[CLOCK 2 looks down at the keyboard]
[Cut to a close-up shot of the keyboard, all of the keys have been replaced with red, Times New Roman B’s]

Uh,

[Cut to black]
[TEH EDN]