Noita: All Unlockable Secrets

For the tree pillars. Pillars listed left-to-right. Entries appear bottom-to-top on the pillars.

1st pillar:
- Sacrifice chest on mountain altar
- Sacrifice worm crystal on mountain altar
- Sacrifice greed curse crystal on mountain altar
- Sacrifice 3 tablets on mountain altar
- The Tower (Ascend and enter the Tower exit portal)

2nd pillar:
- Essence of Fire collected
- Essence of Water collected
- Essence of Earth collected
- Essence of Air collected
- Essence of Spirits collected
- Void Moon secret (4 normal Essences to the moon)
- Drunk Moon secret (4+ Essences to the moon, one being Essence of Spirits)
- Gourd Moon secret (4 normal Essences to the moon... while the gourdified final boss is with you)

3rd pillar:
- Normal Ending
- Mountain Ending (Bring Sampo to mountain altar)
- "Happy" Ending (Sampo to mountain, 33 orbs) (Also unlocks permanent cosmetic amulet)
- Beat the game/loop again after reaching New Game+++
- Beat the game in Nightmare mode

4th pillar:
- Defeat Suomuhauki (Jungle miniboss)
- Defeat Kolmisilmän koipi (Pyramid miniboss)
- Defeat Sauvojen tuntija (Lava lake orb miniboss)
- Defeat Ylialkemisti (Twisty Passages miniboss)
- Defeat Kolmisilmä (Unimplemented, final boss never awards save file flag nor ever appears in Progress)

5th pillar:
- 1 orb collected
- Corrupted orb collected
- All orbs collected (11 orbs)
- Pacifist run
- No gold run
- 5 minute speedrun
- 1 minute speedrun (Impossible?)
- No-hit run

6th pillar:
- Greed (Beat the game while afflicted with the greed curse)
- Friendship (Bring Kauhuhirviö (tiny rare Frozen Vault enemy) to the diamond at the top-left of the Tower and have it fly in (c. polymorph will work)) (Note: The diamond only activates once, don't enter it yourself)
- Dark Chest (Charge the key from the alchemist miniboss with both the secret ocarina and kantele songs, and use key to open chest to the right of Hell)
- Coral Chest (Charge the key from the alchemist miniboss with all 4 music machines, and use key to open chest in top-right of world)
- The End of Everything (Break open 3 monk statues in Snowy Depths for the Broken Spell, restore item on the Hiisi Base forge to obtain Summon Portal spell, use where the Jungle statues are pointing to locate the position to use the Summon Portal spell, and open the steel chest inside the portal)
- Avarice secret (Step into the diamond to the top left of the Tower while afflicted with the greed curse)
- Secret Fruit (Take a gourd from the top left of the map and give it to the final boss)
- All Essences (Beat game with all 4 normal Essences)
- Meditation secret (Find a rare-spawning meditation cube under coal piles in Coal Pits and idle on it for a time)
- Buried Eye secret (Fill a buried eye structure in Snowy Depths with teleportatium to open a portal)
- Hourglass secret (Fill the hourglass above Hiisi Base hidden shop with unstable teleportatium to open portal)