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2 | 11:53 | |
3 | I found a crumpled scroll in my pocket this morning. I unrolled it, and it read 'join a society so secret that even they don't know they exist'. I don't remember agreeing to anything like that, but it's in my handwriting, so I suppose I've got to do it. | |
4 | 11:52 | |
5 | Almighty god, please accept this sacrifice of 384 gold coins and make something good happen to me! | |
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7 | Praying to you and praising you, my Lord... | |
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9 | 11:49 | |
10 | I found a beautiful princess, and we shared a long, soulful, romantic kiss... And then I woke up, with Dumbo licking my face. | |
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12 | Zzz... | |
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14 | 11:46 | |
15 | Paid a guru 4154 gold coins to help me overcome my compulsive urge to waste money. | |
16 | 11:46 | |
17 | How did I get here? No more drinking for me... today. | |
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19 | Trying to arrange a date, but being blatantly ignored... | |
20 | Trying to negotiate a 3 for 2 discount with the undertaker... | |
21 | Reading the gossip column of the Godville Times... | |
22 | Walking under ladders... | |
23 | Running around like a chicken with its head cut off... | |
24 | Converting beer into raw power... | |
25 | Going AWOL... | |
26 | Pouring out his troubles to a sympathetic bartender... | |
27 | (2 Charges) | |
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29 | 11:38 | |
30 | Wow, there are loads of people praying in my temple! My god ought to get something special for this. | |
31 | 11:37 | |
32 | Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can't believe it's finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness. | |
33 | 11:34 | |
34 | I heard someone shouting from the trader's hut: 'Well I told you not to fight that one, but whatever. Your life at stake.' (➠) | |
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36 | Exhausted, finishing construction... | |
37 | Building sandcastles in the air... | |
38 | Realizing he had the temple blueprints upside down... | |
39 | Building a mock temple out of sand... | |
40 | Erasing the graffiti from the temple's walls... | |
41 | Carefully examining construction materials... | |
42 | Mixing mortar from gold dust... | |
43 | Chasing construction workers all over the place, threatening them with a bricklayer's trowel... | |
44 | Carefully examining construction materials... | |
45 | Thinking about how much these bricks cost and crying.... | |
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47 | 11:24 | |
48 | The golden brick was worth its weight in gold, assuming it weighed as much as the 949 coins the trader paid me for it. | |
49 | 11:23 | |
50 | Whoa! My ear of the Ku Klux Clown sold for 1276 gold coins! If only I had more of those... | |
51 | 11:13 | |
52 | Pilgrims paid me 3287 coins to enter my temple. It seems they don't care about the unfinished construction. | |
53 | 11:13 | |
54 | Finally arrived at the capital. | |
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56 | Builder, 1st rank | |
57 | Have a personal temple completed | |
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59 | 11:06 | |
60 | Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to build a food pyramid would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this gold brick will have to suffice. | |
61 | 11:05 | |
62 | Took a ride on the back of my pet. I think that a solar bear is well suited for short rides. | |
63 | 11:05 | |
64 | Notes from the battlefield: The Ku Klux Clown was used up for gold and experience! Time to return to my heroic deeds. | |
65 | 10:54 | |
66 | Notes from the battlefield: The mighty Ku Klux Clown roars menacingly and rushes at the hero! | |
67 | - | This Ku Klux Clown has to be sacrificed in order to fear nothing but fear itself, and clowns. Chaaarge! |
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68 | This Ku Klux Clown has to be sacrificed in order to fear nothing but fear itself, and clowns. Chaaarge! | |
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72 | Fight Journal (step 25) | |
73 | 22:54 | |
74 | The mighty Ku Klux Clown roars menacingly and rushes at the hero! | |
75 | 22:55 | |
76 | Ku Klux Clown prepared for a masterful strike, but all of a sudden, a bird flying overhead relieved itself, preventing the bloodshed. | |
77 | 22:55 | |
78 | Diddy Kong used his “deafening snore” skill. Ku Klux Clown shuddered in fear. | |
79 | 22:55 | |
80 | Ku Klux Clown jabbed Diddy Kong in the funny bone. Diddy Kong didn't laugh. | |
81 | 22:56 | |
82 | Diddy Kong jabbed Ku Klux Clown in the funny bone. Ku Klux Clown didn't laugh. | |
83 | 22:56 | |
84 | Diddy Kong grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Ku Klux Clown's eyes. | |
85 | 22:56 | |
86 | Ku Klux Clown bites the opponent on his neck and smacks as it sucks out some of his vitality. | |
87 | 22:57 | |
88 | Diddy Kong threw a good jab. Ku Klux Clown got a brand new shiner. | |
89 | 22:57 | |
90 | Ku Klux Clown threw a punch. Diddy Kong caught it with his face. | |
91 | 22:57 | |
92 | Something in the clouds roared: “Pray or heal. I don't want to use a charge for my, er, our last brick.” | |
93 | 22:57 | |
94 | Unconventionally applying the “iron vortex” skill, Diddy Kong managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own. | |
95 | 22:58 | |
96 | A booming voice from above said: “Pray or heal. I don't want to use a charge for my, er, our last brick.” | |
97 | 22:58 | |
98 | Ku Klux Clown gleefully spit upon the opponent with poisonous saliva. | |
99 | 22:58 | |
100 | Ku Klux Clown was blinded by the sun. Diddy Kong helped out by poking his opponent in the eye. | |
101 | 22:59 | |
102 | Fred Flintstone painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arched down to his servant. Ku Klux Clown wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger. | |
103 | 22:59 | |
104 | Ku Klux Clown took a hat in his hands and suddenly slammed it down on his enemy's head. | |
105 | 22:59 | |
106 | Diddy Kong felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens. | |
107 | 22:59 | |
108 | A booming voice from above said: “Kill that clown for good. shout out to thegourdgod.” | |
109 | 22:59 | |
110 | Politely inquiring about Ku Klux Clown's well-being, Diddy Kong insisted on giving him a free open-heart massage. | |
111 | 23:00 | |
112 | Diddy Kong deftly dodged a strike to the knee by taking it with his head instead. | |
113 | 23:00 | |
114 | A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill that clown good!” | |
115 | 23:00 | |
116 | Diddy Kong threw a bucket of water. Ku Klux Clown nearly drowned. | |
117 | 23:01 | |
118 | Ku Klux Clown gleefully spit upon the opponent with poisonous saliva. | |
119 | 23:01 | |
120 | Diddy Kong suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing his head off. | |
121 | 23:01 | |
122 | The earth shook, the trees swayed... No, it's not an earthquake. It's Ku Klux Clown hammering the opponent into the ground. | |
123 | 23:02 | |
124 | Diddy Kong suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing his head off. | |
125 | 23:02 | |
126 | Ku Klux Clown suddenly felt better. Diddy Kong muttered mean things about his imprecise master. | |
127 | 23:02 | |
128 | Ku Klux Clown aptly poked the enemy in the solar plexus, using his claw to make yet another hole in the hero's armor. | |
129 | 23:03 | |
130 | Diddy Kong's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off. | |
131 | 23:03 | |
132 | Diddy Kong noticed that his rival was feeling some sort of pressure in the jaw area and used his fist to relieve it. | |
133 | 23:03 | |
134 | Ku Klux Clown thoroughly whipped his opponent with a tail. | |
135 | 23:03 | |
136 | Ku Klux Clown received a good blow to the face. Diddy Kong politely offered to pick up his broken teeth. | |
137 | 23:04 | |
138 | Ku Klux Clown thoroughly whipped his opponent with a tail. | |
139 | 23:04 | |
140 | Diddy Kong strikes. Ku Klux Clown appears to have received a serious scratch. | |
141 | 23:05 | |
142 | Ku Klux Clown received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Diddy Kong is prostrating, praising his god. | |
143 | 23:05 | |
144 | Ku Klux Clown hissed loudly and waved at the opponent with a paw. Diddy Kong feels weird. | |
145 | 23:05 | |
146 | The Ku Klux Clown was used up for gold and experience! Time to return to my heroic deeds. | |
147 | Monster | |
148 | Name | |
149 | Ku Klux Clown | |
150 | Motto | |
151 | Eat and destroy! | |
152 | Monster's Stats | |
153 | Inventory | |
154 | 0 / 34 | |
155 | Health | |
156 | 0 / 335 | |
157 | Gold | |
158 | none | |
159 | Inventory |