Temple text

11:53
I found a crumpled scroll in my pocket this morning. I unrolled it, and it read 'join a society so secret that even they don't know they exist'. I don't remember agreeing to anything like that, but it's in my handwriting, so I suppose I've got to do it.
11:52
Almighty god, please accept this sacrifice of 384 gold coins and make something good happen to me!

Praying to you and praising you, my Lord...

11:49
I found a beautiful princess, and we shared a long, soulful, romantic kiss... And then I woke up, with Dumbo licking my face.

Zzz...

11:46
Paid a guru 4154 gold coins to help me overcome my compulsive urge to waste money.
11:46
How did I get here? No more drinking for me... today.

Trying to arrange a date, but being blatantly ignored...
Trying to negotiate a 3 for 2 discount with the undertaker...
Reading the gossip column of the Godville Times...
Walking under ladders...
Running around like a chicken with its head cut off...
Converting beer into raw power...
Going AWOL...
Pouring out his troubles to a sympathetic bartender...
(2 Charges)

11:38
Wow, there are loads of people praying in my temple! My god ought to get something special for this.
11:37
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can't believe it's finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
11:34
I heard someone shouting from the trader's hut: 'Well I told you not to fight that one, but whatever. Your life at stake.' (➠)

Exhausted, finishing construction...
Building sandcastles in the air...
Realizing he had the temple blueprints upside down...
Building a mock temple out of sand...
Erasing the graffiti from the temple's walls...
Carefully examining construction materials...
Mixing mortar from gold dust...
Chasing construction workers all over the place, threatening them with a bricklayer's trowel...
Carefully examining construction materials...
Thinking about how much these bricks cost and crying....

11:24
The golden brick was worth its weight in gold, assuming it weighed as much as the 949 coins the trader paid me for it.
11:23
Whoa! My ear of the Ku Klux Clown sold for 1276 gold coins! If only I had more of those...
11:13
Pilgrims paid me 3287 coins to enter my temple. It seems they don't care about the unfinished construction.
11:13
Finally arrived at the capital.

Builder, 1st rank
Have a personal temple completed

11:06
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to build a food pyramid would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this gold brick will have to suffice.
11:05
Took a ride on the back of my pet. I think that a solar bear is well suited for short rides.
11:05
Notes from the battlefield: The Ku Klux Clown was used up for gold and experience! Time to return to my heroic deeds.
10:54
Notes from the battlefield: The mighty Ku Klux Clown roars menacingly and rushes at the hero!
10:54
This Ku Klux Clown has to be sacrificed in order to fear nothing but fear itself, and clowns. Chaaarge!