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| 1 | So it started with this really dull party and allah said let there be disco | |
| 2 | And on the 1st day the great homie og allah recreated his huge penis | |
| 3 | - | Adam and eve got 2 sons |
| 3 | + | Adam and eve got 2 sons because they didnt know how to create potatoes |
| 4 | How did they reproduce | |
| 5 | So it started with adam and eve but they are renamed Dashiqua and hank | |
| 6 | - | They were transexual |
| 6 | + | They were transexual and had herpies |
| 7 | So dashiqua was male and now female | |
| 8 | - | And hank was female now male |
| 8 | + | And hank was female now male... wait no he sucks |
| 9 | - | And they had sex |
| 9 | + | And anyway they had |
| 10 | - | And they got 2 girls |
| 10 | + | And they got 2 girls which was totaly gay but they couldnt help it |
| 11 | And then dashiqua and hank died of unlimited aids cancer | |
| 12 | - | Then their doughters had lesbian sex |
| 12 | + | Then their doughters had lesbian sex on a large pizza |
| 13 | - | Until the discovered a monkey |
| 13 | + | Until the discovered a monkey with three dicks |
| 14 | And had sex with it | |
| 15 | - | Then they got babies |
| 15 | + | Then they got black babies because they forgot to take the anti-faggot-pill |
| 16 | Dashiqua and hank were gay niggers from outer space with like eye lasers and shit | |
| 17 | Yeah | |
| 18 | They were really op and had aimbot | |
| 19 | - | So OG homie allah nerfed their lesbian doughters |
| 19 | + | So OG homie allah nerfed the lesbian doughters tic tacs |
| 20 | And then | |
| 21 | - | Dashiqua's gq0st sucked the forbidden cock |
| 21 | + | Dashiqua's gh0st sucked the forbidden cock of madness |
| 22 | - | That was placed there by satan (also lesbian) |
| 22 | + | That was placed there by satan (also lesbian) to lure in old grannies (which was weird since there were no present, but whatever) |
| 23 | - | * Dashiqua(Gh0st) and Hank(Ghoul) was permabanned from the garden of eve by (OG Homie Allah) |
| 23 | + | * Dashiqua(Gh0st) and Hank(Ghoul) was permabanned from the garden of eve by (OG Homie Allah) reason: SUCK IT, SCRUBS! |
| 24 | - | Then Noah said -who needs jesus anyways? |
| 24 | + | Then Noah said - who needs jesus anyways? |
| 25 | - | He then built an ark of his dried semen |
| 25 | + | then he built an ark out of his dried semen and a virgins blood (so basicaly his own blood) |
| 26 | - | Noah was very perverted and let one of each gender of all animals in his ark |
| 26 | + | Noah was very perverted and let one of each gender of all animals twice enter his ark if they add him on facebook |
| 27 | Noah's ark was actually a park named disney land with little children in it | |
| 28 | Then the people of Disney land had a fight of what the national anthem was for Disney land | |
| 29 | - | The two anthems was barbie girl and YMCA |
| 29 | + | The two anthems was barbie girl , YMCA and a toaster |
| 30 | - | Noah then banned everyone that wanted barbie girl because he wanted a song made by gays |
| 30 | + | the toaster eventualy lost by default because allah was more into bananas |
| 31 | Noah then banned everyone that wanted barbie girl because he wanted a song made by gays (note: he was actualy the song writer) | |
| 32 | Then Hatsune Miku (Noah's husband) was teaming up with the children on the park to fight the communist dinosaurs | |
| 33 | - | And by them we mean the little children thah is why it doesn't exist little children anymore |
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| 34 | - | That is why every pedophile is suicidal |
| 34 | + | And by them we mean the little children that is why little children don't exist anymore |
| 35 | - | Then the park collapsed and everyone died but Noah because he glued to the water that is why only male humans exist today |
| 35 | + | That is why every pedophile is suicidal and hangs out on 4chan |
| 36 | Then the park collapsed and everyone died (rofl) but Noah because he glued to the water that is why only male humans exist today | |
| 37 | - | Why? becuase allah said so |
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| 38 | Why? becuase allah said so (quote: i dont want my fucking planet be taken over by faggots, so let there be only men, k?) | |
| 39 | K | |
| 40 | - | And banned him |
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| 41 | - | Then the first world war started but nobody cared because it wasen't real |
| 41 | + | And banned him from his kitchen |
| 42 | Then the first world war started but nobody cared because it wasn't real and probably staged in hollywood | |
| 43 | Stevie Wonder then said - fuck you hitler | |
| 44 | - | Stevie Wonder then took hitlers placs because swag |
| 44 | + | And then burned his collection of ice tea bags (consisting of 2 trash cans) |
| 45 | And hitler rage quit world war 2 like a noob | |
| 46 | - | Stevie Wonder then looked for someone to cross the desert with but he was blind so he led 50 brids to the ocean where they died |
| 46 | + | Stevie Wonder then took hitlers place because swag |
| 47 | - | then he wrote the 12 commandments with his pubic hair |
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| 48 | Stevie Wonder then looked for someone to cross the desert with but he was blind so he led 50 brids to the ocean where they drowned and ded | |
| 49 | - | 2 you have to be able to create a guitar out of your pubic hair and be able to play YMCA with it (with you feet ofc) |
| 49 | + | then he wrote the 12 commandments with the blood of a frog which was one of the birds from before but it somehow morphed because of a meth overdose |
| 50 | - | 1 you can only belive in one god which is allah and the actual god |
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| 51 | - | 1 always let there be disco because allah said so |
| 51 | + | #1 420 blaze it, faggot |
| 52 | - | 2 420 blaze it faggot |
| 52 | + | #3 you can only belive in one god which is allah and the actual god |
| 53 | #3 always let there be disco because allah said so | |
| 54 | #7 you have to be able to create a guitar out of your pubic hair and be able to play YMCA with it backwards (with your feet ofc) | |
| 55 | Stevie Wonder then puked out all of his 2 cent beer and was too drunk to finnish it but nobody cared anyways because they were dead |
