So it started with this really dull party and allah said let there be disco
And on the 1st day the great homie og allah recreated his huge penis
Adam and eve got 2 sons
How did they reproduce
So it started with adam and eve but they are renamed Dashiqua and hank
They were transexual
So dashiqua was male and now female
And hank was female now male
And they had sex
And they got 2 girls
And then dashiqua and hank died of unlimited aids cancer
Then their doughters had lesbian sex
Until the discovered a monkey
And had sex with it
Then they got babies
Dashiqua and hank were gay niggers from outer space with like eye lasers and shit
Yeah
They were really op and had aimbot
So OG homie allah nerfed their lesbian doughters
And then
Dashiqua's gq0st sucked the forbidden cock
That was placed there by satan (also lesbian)
* Dashiqua(Gh0st) and Hank(Ghoul) was permabanned from the garden of eve by (OG Homie Allah)
Then Noah said -who needs jesus anyways?
He then built an ark of his dried semen
Noah was very perverted and let one of each gender of all animals in his ark
Noah's ark was actually a park named disney land with little children in it
Then the people of Disney land had a fight of what the national anthem was for Disney land
The two anthems was barbie girl and YMCA
Noah then banned everyone that wanted barbie girl because he wanted a song made by gays
Then Hatsune Miku (Noah's husband) was teaming up with the children on the park to fight the communist dinosaurs
And thats how they died out on the arc
And by them we mean the little children thah is why it doesn't exist little children anymore
That is why every pedophile is suicidal
Then the park collapsed and everyone died but Noah because he glued to the water that is why only male humans exist today
How did he reproduce
Why? becuase allah said so
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Then Stevie wonder said - fuck moses
And banned him
Then the first world war started but nobody cared because it wasen't real
Stevie Wonder then said - fuck you hitler
And hitler rage quit world war 2 like a noob
Stevie Wonder then took hitlers placs because swag
he then got fed up with stalin's addiction to eating gummy bears and released all the jews later to be killed by jagex terrorists
Stevie Wonder then looked for someone to cross the desert with but he was blind so he led 50 brids to the ocean where they died
then he wrote the 12 commandments with his pubic hair
which are:
2 you have to be able to create a guitar out of your pubic hair and be able to play YMCA with it (with you feet ofc)
1 you can only belive in one god which is allah and the actual god
1 always let there be disco because allah said so
2 420 blaze it faggot
Stevie Wonder then puked out all of his 2 cent beer and was too drunk to finnish it but nobody cared anyways because they were dead