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| 1 | - | so it started with this really dull party and allah said let there be disco |
| 1 | + | So it started with this really dull party and allah said let there be disco |
| 2 | - | and on the 1st day the great homie og allah recreated his huge penis |
| 2 | + | And on the 1st day the great homie og allah recreated his huge penis |
| 3 | - | adam and eve got 2 sons |
| 3 | + | Adam and eve got 2 sons |
| 4 | - | how did they reproduce |
| 4 | + | How did they reproduce |
| 5 | - | so it started with adam and eve but they are renamed Dashiqua and hank |
| 5 | + | So it started with adam and eve but they are renamed Dashiqua and hank |
| 6 | - | they are transexual |
| 6 | + | They were transexual |
| 7 | - | so dashiqua was male and now female |
| 7 | + | So dashiqua was male and now female |
| 8 | - | and hank was female now male |
| 8 | + | And hank was female now male |
| 9 | - | and they had sex |
| 9 | + | And they had sex |
| 10 | - | and they got 2 girls |
| 10 | + | And they got 2 girls |
| 11 | - | and then dashiqua and hank died of unlimited aids cancer |
| 11 | + | And then dashiqua and hank died of unlimited aids cancer |
| 12 | - | then their doughters had lesbian sex |
| 12 | + | Then their doughters had lesbian sex |
| 13 | - | until the discovered a monkey |
| 13 | + | Until the discovered a monkey |
| 14 | - | and had sex with it |
| 14 | + | And had sex with it |
| 15 | - | then they got babies |
| 15 | + | Then they got babies |
| 16 | - | dashiqua and hank were gay niggers from outer space with like eye lasers and shit |
| 16 | + | Dashiqua and hank were gay niggers from outer space with like eye lasers and shit |
| 17 | - | yeah |
| 17 | + | Yeah |
| 18 | - | they were really op and had aimbot |
| 18 | + | They were really op and had aimbot |
| 19 | - | so OG homie allah nerfed their lesbian doughters |
| 19 | + | So OG homie allah nerfed their lesbian doughters |
| 20 | - | and then |
| 20 | + | And then |
| 21 | - | eve's gh0st sucked the forbidden cock |
| 21 | + | Dashiqua's gq0st sucked the forbidden cock |
| 22 | - | that was placed there by satan (also lesbian) |
| 22 | + | That was placed there by satan (also lesbian) |
| 23 | * Dashiqua(Gh0st) and Hank(Ghoul) was permabanned from the garden of eve by (OG Homie Allah) | |
| 24 | Then Noah said -who needs jesus anyways? | |
| 25 | He then built an ark of his dried semen | |
| 26 | Noah was very perverted and let one of each gender of all animals in his ark | |
| 27 | Noah's ark was actually a park named disney land with little children in it | |
| 28 | Then the people of Disney land had a fight of what the national anthem was for Disney land | |
| 29 | The two anthems was barbie girl and YMCA | |
| 30 | Noah then banned everyone that wanted barbie girl because he wanted a song made by gays | |
| 31 | Then Hatsune Miku (Noah's husband) was teaming up with the children on the park to fight the communist dinosaurs | |
| 32 | And thats how they died out on the arc | |
| 33 | And by them we mean the little children thah is why it doesn't exist little children anymore | |
| 34 | That is why every pedophile is suicidal | |
| 35 | Then the park collapsed and everyone died but Noah because he glued to the water that is why only male humans exist today | |
| 36 | How did he reproduce | |
| 37 | Why? becuase allah said so | |
| 38 | K | |
| 39 | Then Stevie wonder said - fuck moses | |
| 40 | And banned him | |
| 41 | Then the first world war started but nobody cared because it wasen't real | |
| 42 | Stevie Wonder then said - fuck you hitler | |
| 43 | And hitler rage quit world war 2 like a noob | |
| 44 | Stevie Wonder then took hitlers placs because swag | |
| 45 | he then got fed up with stalin's addiction to eating gummy bears and released all the jews later to be killed by jagex terrorists | |
| 46 | Stevie Wonder then looked for someone to cross the desert with but he was blind so he led 50 brids to the ocean where they died | |
| 47 | then he wrote the 12 commandments with his pubic hair | |
| 48 | which are: | |
| 49 | 2 you have to be able to create a guitar out of your pubic hair and be able to play YMCA with it (with you feet ofc) | |
| 50 | 1 you can only belive in one god which is allah and the actual god | |
| 51 | 1 always let there be disco because allah said so | |
| 52 | 2 420 blaze it faggot | |
| 53 | Stevie Wonder then puked out all of his 2 cent beer and was too drunk to finnish it but nobody cared anyways because they were dead |
