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- so it started with this really dull party and allah said let there be disco
- and on the 1st day the great homie og allah recreated his huge penis
- adam and eve got 2 sons
- how did they reproduce
- so it started with adam and eve but they are renamed Dashiqua and hank
- they are transexual
- so dashiqua was male and now female
- and hank was female now male
- and they had sex
- and they got 2 girls
- and then dashiqua and hank died of unlimited aids cancer
- then their doughters had lesbian sex
- until the discovered a monkey
- and had sex with it
- then they got babies
- dashiqua and hank were gay niggers from outer space with like eye lasers and shit
- yeah
- they were really op and had aimbot
- so OG homie allah nerfed their lesbian doughters
- and then
- eve's gh0st sucked the forbidden cock
- that was placed there by satan (also lesbian)
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