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the #homo bible v1

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  1. so it started with this really dull party and allah said let there be disco
  2. and on the 1st day the great homie og allah recreated his huge penis
  3. adam and eve got 2 sons
  4. how did they reproduce
  5. so it started with adam and eve but they are renamed Dashiqua and hank
  6. they are transexual
  7. so dashiqua was male and now female
  8. and hank was female now male
  9. and they had sex
  10. and they got 2 girls
  11. and then dashiqua and hank died of unlimited aids cancer
  12. then their doughters had lesbian sex
  13. until the discovered a monkey
  14. and had sex with it
  15. then they got babies
  16. dashiqua and hank were gay niggers from outer space with like eye lasers and shit
  17. yeah
  18. they were really op and had aimbot
  19. so OG homie allah nerfed their lesbian doughters
  20. and then
  21. eve's gh0st sucked the forbidden cock
  22. that was placed there by satan (also lesbian)
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