the homo bible v2.1

So it started with this really dull party and allah said let there be disco
And on the 1st day the great homie og allah recreated his huge penis
Adam and eve got 2 sons because they didnt know how to create potatoes
How did they reproduce
So it started with adam and eve but they are renamed Dashiqua and hank
They were transexual and had herpies
So dashiqua was male and now female
And hank was female now male... wait no he sucks
And  anyway they had
And they got 2 girls which was totaly gay but they couldnt help it
And then dashiqua and hank died of unlimited aids cancer
Then their doughters had lesbian sex on a large pizza
Until the discovered a monkey with three dicks
And had sex with it
Then they got black babies because they forgot to take the anti-faggot-pill
Dashiqua and hank were gay niggers from outer space with like eye lasers and shit
Yeah
They were really op and had aimbot
So OG homie allah nerfed the lesbian doughters tic tacs
And then
Dashiqua's gh0st sucked the forbidden cock of madness
That was placed there by satan (also lesbian) to lure in old grannies (which was weird since there were no present, but whatever)
* Dashiqua(Gh0st) and Hank(Ghoul) was permabanned from the garden of eve by (OG Homie Allah) reason: SUCK IT, SCRUBS!
Then Noah said - who needs jesus anyways?
then he built an ark out of his dried semen and a virgins blood (so basicaly his own blood)
Noah was very perverted and let one of each gender of all animals twice enter his ark if they add him on facebook
Noah's ark was actually a park named disney land with little children in it
Then the people of Disney land had a fight of what the national anthem was for Disney land
The two anthems was barbie girl , YMCA and a toaster
the toaster eventualy lost by default because allah was more into bananas
Noah then banned everyone that wanted barbie girl because he wanted a song made by gays (note: he was actualy the song writer)
Then Hatsune Miku (Noah's husband) was teaming up with the children on the park to fight the communist dinosaurs
And thats how they died out on the arc
And by them we mean the little children that is why little children don't exist  anymore
That is why every pedophile is suicidal and hangs out on 4chan
Then the park collapsed and everyone died (rofl) but Noah because he glued to the water that is why only male humans exist today
How did he reproduce
Why? becuase allah said so (quote: i dont want my fucking planet be taken over by faggots, so let there be only men, k?)
K
Then Stevie wonder said - fuck moses
And banned him from his kitchen
Then the first world war started but nobody cared because it wasn't real and probably staged in hollywood
Stevie Wonder then said - fuck you hitler
And then burned his collection of ice tea bags (consisting of 2 trash cans)
And hitler rage quit world war 2 like a noob
Stevie Wonder then took hitlers place because swag
he then got fed up with stalin's addiction to eating gummy bears and released all the jews later to be killed by jagex terrorists
Stevie Wonder then looked for someone to cross the desert with but he was blind so he led 50 brids to the ocean where they drowned and ded
then he wrote the 12 commandments with the blood of a frog which was one of the birds from before but it somehow morphed because of a meth overdose
which are:
#1 420 blaze it, faggot
#3 you can only belive in one god which is allah and the actual god
#3 always let there be disco because allah said so
#7 you have to be able to create a guitar out of your pubic hair and be able to play YMCA with it backwards (with your feet ofc)
Stevie Wonder then puked out all of his 2 cent beer and was too drunk to finnish it but nobody cared anyways because they were dead