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| 1 | ##loading.ps1 | |
| 2 | param([int]$seconds=0,[int]$minutes=0,[int]$hours=0) | |
| 3 | clear-host ###clear the screen to make it look nice. | |
| 4 | $time = ($seconds + ($minutes * 60) + ($hours * 3600)) ### add anything given together in seconds. | |
| 5 | if ($time -eq 0) {
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| 6 | $time = 60 ### If they don't put anything Wait a minute. | |
| 7 | } | |
| 8 | $wait = $time/100 ### We'll only bump the bar up every percent or so. | |
| 9 | $loading = get-content ".\loading.txt" | |
| 10 | $num = get-random -min 1 -max $loading.count ### Choose a random point in the file to start | |
| 11 | $i = 0 | |
| 12 | $load = $loading[($num)] | |
| 13 | while ($i -lt 100) {
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| 14 | if ((($i % 5) -eq 0) -and !($i -eq 0)) {
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| 15 | $load = $loading[($num - $i)] ### We switch status about every 5% | |
| 16 | } | |
| 17 | $i++ | |
| 18 | Write-Progress -activity $load -status "Progress: " -PercentComplete ($i) | |
| 19 | start-sleep $wait | |
| 20 | } | |
| 21 | ||
| 22 | ||
| 23 | ################################################################################ | |
| 24 | ||
| 25 | ###Loading.txt for some fun stati.### | |
| 26 | ||
| 27 | Transforming Soffits | |
| 28 | Reorganizing Keys | |
| 29 | Formalizing Immersion Joints | |
| 30 | Justifying Kick Extractors | |
| 31 | Advising Aggregates | |
| 32 | Managing Elbows | |
| 33 | Recasting Connectors | |
| 34 | Achieving Aluminum Trowels | |
| 35 | Officiating Disks | |
| 36 | Exhibiting Absolute Spigots | |
| 37 | Progressing Coil Hydrants | |
| 38 | Jerry-building Reflectors | |
| 39 | Informing Casters | |
| 40 | Inventing Rubber Hoists | |
| 41 | Performing Wrenches | |
| 42 | Judging Chalk Adapters | |
| 43 | Upgrading Ignition Paths | |
| 44 | Regrowing Flashing | |
| 45 | Recommending Ratchets | |
| 46 | Approving Barriers | |
| 47 | Sweeping Impact Fillers | |
| 48 | Sewing Mirrors | |
| 49 | Detailing Collectors | |
| 50 | Enforcing Measures | |
| 51 | Distributing Systems | |
| 52 | Presenting Plugs | |
| 53 | Interwinding Registers | |
| 54 | Piloting Ash Diffusers | |
| 55 | Gathering Cranks | |
| 56 | Supplying Eave Pockets | |
| 57 | Undertaking Scroll Stops | |
| 58 | Accelerating Straps | |
| 59 | Designing Fittings | |
| 60 | Protecting Diamond Boilers | |
| 61 | Logging Downspouts | |
| 62 | Correlating Shingles | |
| 63 | Uniting Mallets | |
| 64 | Qualifying Electrostatic Lifts | |
| 65 | Sharing Clamps | |
| 66 | Obtaining Circular Fluids | |
| 67 | Ranking Foundation Gauges | |
| 68 | Sensing Miter Brackets | |
| 69 | Originating Space Networks | |
| 70 | Translating Drills | |
| 71 | Regulating Guards | |
| 72 | Selecting Gable Padding | |
| 73 | Utilizing Pellet Dowels | |
| 74 | Reconciling Artifacts | |
| 75 | Altering Pulleys | |
| 76 | Shedding Space Filters | |
| 77 | Determining Vents | |
| 78 | Representing Mortar | |
| 79 | Remaking Flash Rakers | |
| 80 | Supporting Funnels | |
| 81 | Typecasting Rotary Chocks | |
| 82 | Expressing Junctures | |
| 83 | Resetting Auxiliary Vises | |
| 84 | Professing Strip Treads | |
| 85 | Inlaying Matter Trowels | |
| 86 | Questioning Drivers | |
| 87 | Forming Edge Fittings | |
| 88 | Sketching Blanks | |
| 89 | Overshooting Spark Breakers | |
| 90 | Rewriting Controls | |
| 91 | Playing Tunnels | |
| 92 | Inventorying Buttons | |
| 93 | Enduring Joist Handles | |
| 94 | Effecting Ratchet Bibbs | |
| 95 | Unwinding Couplings | |
| 96 | Forsaking Vapor Conduits | |
| 97 | Defining Sockets | |
| 98 | Calculating Heaters | |
| 99 | Raising Grids | |
| 100 | Administering Tiles | |
| 101 | Measuring Resources | |
| 102 | Installing Ignition Remotes | |
| 103 | Extracting Corners | |
| 104 | Manufacturing Ventilators | |
| 105 | Delegating Consoles | |
| 106 | Treating Mounting Stones | |
| 107 | Enacting Jig Deflectors | |
| 108 | Intensifying Alleys | |
| 109 | Improvising Cargo | |
| 110 | Pinpointing Bobs | |
| 111 | Prescribing Arc Masonry | |
| 112 | Structuring Metal Chucks | |
| 113 | Symbolizing Lathes | |
| 114 | Activating Plumb Kits | |
| 115 | Adapting Coatings | |
| 116 | Fixing Channels | |
| 117 | Expediting Cordage | |
| 118 | Planning Compressors | |
| 119 | Enlisting Hangers | |
| 120 | Restructuring Keyhole Augers | |
| 121 | Shearing Ridge Hardware | |
| 122 | Collecting Reciprocating Bolts | |
| 123 | Maintaining Corrugated Dimmers | |
| 124 | Whetting Hole collars | |
| 125 | Conducting Mandrels | |
| 126 | Comparing Assets | |
| 127 | Compiling Sealants | |
| 128 | Completing Paths | |
| 129 | Composing Equivocation Wheels | |
| 130 | Computing Dampers | |
| 131 | Conceiving Electrostatic Treatment | |
| 132 | Ordering Cotter Grates | |
| 133 | Organizing Ties | |
| 134 | Orienting Ladders | |
| 135 | Exceeding Materials | |
| 136 | Targeting Thermocouples | |
| 137 | Demonstrating Emery Stock | |
| 138 | Expanding Latch Bases | |
| 139 | Training Wardrobe Adhesives | |
| 140 | Overcoming Fasteners | |
| 141 | Streamlining Storm Anchors | |
| 142 | Navigating Springs | |
| 143 | Perfecting Turnbuckles | |
| 144 | Verifying Gate Pegs | |
| 145 | Arbitrating Arithmetic Lifts | |
| 146 | Negotiating Outlets | |
| 147 | Normalizing Strips | |
| 148 | Building Surface Foggers | |
| 149 | Checking Key Torches | |
| 150 | Knitting Grinders | |
| 151 | Mowing Planers | |
| 152 | Offsetting Stencils | |
| 153 | Acquiring Bulbs | |
| 154 | Adopting Rivets | |
| 155 | Observing Avenues | |
| 156 | Ascertaining Coaxial Grommets | |
| 157 | Slinging Wing Winches | |
| 158 | Instituting Circuit Generators | |
| 159 | Instructing Wicks | |
| 160 | Integrating Pry Shutters | |
| 161 | Interpreting Immersion Lumber | |
| 162 | Clarifying Coils | |
| 163 | Classifying Wood Bits | |
| 164 | Closing Cogs | |
| 165 | Cataloging Matter Strips | |
| 166 | Charting Holders | |
| 167 | Conceptualizing Push Terminals | |
| 168 | Stimulating Supports | |
| 169 | Overthrowing Shaft Spacers | |
| 170 | Quick-freezing Connectors | |
| 171 | Unbinding Ground Hooks | |
| 172 | Analyzing Eyes | |
| 173 | Anticipating Gateways | |
| 174 | Controlling Proposition Rollers | |
| 175 | Converting Power Angles | |
| 176 | Coordinating Staples | |
| 177 | Correcting Benders | |
| 178 | Counseling Joist Gaskets | |
| 179 | Recording Gutter Pipes | |
| 180 | Recruiting Drains | |
| 181 | Rehabilitating Rafter Tubes | |
| 182 | Reinforcing Washers | |
| 183 | Reporting Guard Valves | |
| 184 | Naming Freize Sprues | |
| 185 | Nominating Rings | |
| 186 | Noting Straps | |
| 187 | Doubling Nailers | |
| 188 | Drafting Circuit Hoses | |
| 189 | Dramatizing Flanges | |
| 190 | Splitting Framing Compounds | |
| 191 | Refitting Stems | |
| 192 | Interweaving Patch Unions | |
| 193 | Sorting Slot Threads | |
| 194 | Securing Mode Cutters | |
| 195 | Diverting Catharsis Plates | |
| 196 | Procuring Load Thresholds | |
| 197 | Hyper-Activating Children | |
| 198 | Transferring Syllogism Twine | |
| 199 | Directing Switch Nuts | |
| 200 | Referring Time Spools | |
| 201 | Diagnosing Knobs | |
| 202 | Discovering Locks | |
| 203 | Dispensing Hinges | |
| 204 | Displaying Hasps | |
| 205 | Resending Arc Binders | |
| 206 | Retreading Grooves | |
| 207 | Retrofitting Aesthetics Portals | |
| 208 | Reticulating Splines | |
| 209 | Seeking Stocks | |
| 210 | Shrinking Wormholes | |
| 211 | Assembling Blocks | |
| 212 | Assessing Divets | |
| 213 | Attaining Lug Boxes | |
| 214 | Auditing Nescience Passages | |
| 215 | Conserving Strikes | |
| 216 | Constructing Braces | |
| 217 | Contracting Saw Catches | |
| 218 | Serving Instantiation Irons | |
| 219 | Recognizing Fluxes | |
| 220 | Consolidating Fuse Calipers | |
| 221 | Mapping Shims | |
| 222 | Reviewing Chop Groovers | |
| 223 | Scheduling Lag Drives | |
| 224 | Simplifying Hoists | |
| 225 | Engineering Levels | |
| 226 | Enhancing Tack Hollows | |
| 227 | Establishing Finishing Blocks | |
| 228 | Estimating Adhesives | |
| 229 | Evaluating Mortar | |
| 230 | Examining Auto Turnbuckles | |
| 231 | Processing Foggers | |
| 232 | Servicing Avenues | |
| 233 | Transcribing Existence Rivets | |
| 234 | Revising Consoles | |
| 235 | Separating Absolute Stencils | |
| 236 | Budgeting Sheet Grommets | |
| 237 | Preparing Kits | |
| 238 | Realigning Cartesian Mandrels | |
| 239 | Painting Fasteners | |
| 240 | Filing Grout Hangers | |
| 241 | Finalizing Atma Augers | |
| 242 | Formulating Couplings | |
| 243 | Identifying Sillcocks | |
| 244 | Imagining Materials | |
| 245 | Inducing Shutters | |
| 246 | Influencing Wheels | |
| 247 | Licensing Chocks | |
| 248 | Lifting Extrinsic Mallets | |
| 249 | Overdrawing Ratchets | |
| 250 | Overlaying Ventilators | |
| 251 | Overriding Cardinal Soffits | |
| 252 | Specifying Element Aggregates | |
| 253 | Systemizing Divets | |
| 254 | Shaping Pockets | |
| 255 | Publicizing Aether Remotes | |
| 256 | Governing Archetype Dimmers | |
| 257 | Monitoring Assets | |
| 258 | Launching Manifestation Systems | |
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