loading.ps1

##loading.ps1
param([int]$seconds=0,[int]$minutes=0,[int]$hours=0)
clear-host                                                  ###clear the screen to make it look nice.
$time = ($seconds + ($minutes * 60) + ($hours * 3600))  ### add anything given together in seconds.
if ($time -eq 0) {
    $time = 60  ### If they don't put anything Wait a minute.
}
$wait = $time/100  ### We'll only bump the bar up every percent or so.
$loading = get-content ".\loading.txt"
$num = get-random -min 1 -max $loading.count   ### Choose a random point in the file to start
$i = 0
$load = $loading[($num)]
while ($i -lt 100) {
        if ((($i % 5) -eq 0) -and !($i -eq 0)) {
            $load = $loading[($num - $i)]  ### We switch status about every 5%
        }
        $i++
        Write-Progress -activity $load -status "Progress: " -PercentComplete ($i)
        start-sleep $wait
}


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###Loading.txt for some fun stati.###

Transforming Soffits
Reorganizing Keys
Formalizing Immersion Joints
Justifying Kick Extractors
Advising Aggregates
Managing Elbows
Recasting Connectors
Achieving Aluminum Trowels
Officiating Disks
Exhibiting Absolute Spigots
Progressing Coil Hydrants
Jerry-building Reflectors
Informing Casters
Inventing Rubber Hoists
Performing Wrenches
Judging Chalk Adapters
Upgrading Ignition Paths
Regrowing Flashing
Recommending Ratchets
Approving Barriers
Sweeping Impact Fillers
Sewing Mirrors
Detailing Collectors
Enforcing Measures
Distributing Systems
Presenting Plugs
Interwinding Registers
Piloting Ash Diffusers
Gathering Cranks
Supplying Eave Pockets
Undertaking Scroll Stops
Accelerating Straps
Designing Fittings
Protecting Diamond Boilers
Logging Downspouts
Correlating Shingles
Uniting Mallets
Qualifying Electrostatic Lifts
Sharing Clamps
Obtaining Circular Fluids
Ranking Foundation Gauges
Sensing Miter Brackets
Originating Space Networks
Translating Drills
Regulating Guards
Selecting Gable Padding
Utilizing Pellet Dowels
Reconciling Artifacts
Altering Pulleys
Shedding Space Filters
Determining Vents
Representing Mortar
Remaking Flash Rakers
Supporting Funnels
Typecasting Rotary Chocks
Expressing Junctures
Resetting Auxiliary Vises
Professing Strip Treads
Inlaying Matter Trowels
Questioning Drivers
Forming Edge Fittings
Sketching Blanks
Overshooting Spark Breakers
Rewriting Controls
Playing Tunnels
Inventorying Buttons
Enduring Joist Handles
Effecting Ratchet Bibbs
Unwinding Couplings
Forsaking Vapor Conduits
Defining Sockets
Calculating Heaters
Raising Grids
Administering Tiles
Measuring Resources
Installing Ignition Remotes
Extracting Corners
Manufacturing Ventilators
Delegating Consoles
Treating Mounting Stones
Enacting Jig Deflectors
Intensifying Alleys
Improvising Cargo
Pinpointing Bobs
Prescribing Arc Masonry
Structuring Metal Chucks
Symbolizing Lathes
Activating Plumb Kits
Adapting Coatings
Fixing Channels
Expediting Cordage
Planning Compressors
Enlisting Hangers
Restructuring Keyhole Augers
Shearing Ridge Hardware
Collecting Reciprocating Bolts
Maintaining Corrugated Dimmers
Whetting Hole collars
Conducting Mandrels
Comparing Assets
Compiling Sealants
Completing Paths
Composing Equivocation Wheels
Computing Dampers
Conceiving Electrostatic Treatment
Ordering Cotter Grates
Organizing Ties
Orienting Ladders
Exceeding Materials
Targeting Thermocouples
Demonstrating Emery Stock
Expanding Latch Bases
Training Wardrobe Adhesives
Overcoming Fasteners
Streamlining Storm Anchors
Navigating Springs
Perfecting Turnbuckles
Verifying Gate Pegs
Arbitrating Arithmetic Lifts
Negotiating Outlets
Normalizing Strips
Building Surface Foggers
Checking Key Torches
Knitting Grinders
Mowing Planers
Offsetting Stencils
Acquiring Bulbs
Adopting Rivets
Observing Avenues
Ascertaining Coaxial Grommets
Slinging Wing Winches
Instituting Circuit Generators
Instructing Wicks
Integrating Pry Shutters
Interpreting Immersion Lumber
Clarifying Coils
Classifying Wood Bits
Closing Cogs
Cataloging Matter Strips
Charting Holders
Conceptualizing Push Terminals
Stimulating Supports
Overthrowing Shaft Spacers
Quick-freezing Connectors
Unbinding Ground Hooks
Analyzing Eyes
Anticipating Gateways
Controlling Proposition Rollers
Converting Power Angles
Coordinating Staples
Correcting Benders
Counseling Joist Gaskets
Recording Gutter Pipes
Recruiting Drains
Rehabilitating Rafter Tubes
Reinforcing Washers
Reporting Guard Valves
Naming Freize Sprues
Nominating Rings
Noting Straps
Doubling Nailers
Drafting Circuit Hoses
Dramatizing Flanges
Splitting Framing Compounds
Refitting Stems
Interweaving Patch Unions
Sorting Slot Threads
Securing Mode Cutters
Diverting Catharsis Plates
Procuring Load Thresholds
Hyper-Activating Children
Transferring Syllogism Twine
Directing Switch Nuts
Referring Time Spools
Diagnosing Knobs
Discovering Locks
Dispensing Hinges
Displaying Hasps
Resending Arc Binders
Retreading Grooves
Retrofitting Aesthetics Portals
Reticulating Splines
Seeking Stocks
Shrinking Wormholes
Assembling Blocks
Assessing Divets
Attaining Lug Boxes
Auditing Nescience Passages
Conserving Strikes
Constructing Braces
Contracting Saw Catches
Serving Instantiation Irons
Recognizing Fluxes
Consolidating Fuse Calipers
Mapping Shims
Reviewing Chop Groovers
Scheduling Lag Drives
Simplifying Hoists
Engineering Levels
Enhancing Tack Hollows
Establishing Finishing Blocks
Estimating Adhesives
Evaluating Mortar
Examining Auto Turnbuckles
Processing Foggers
Servicing Avenues
Transcribing Existence Rivets
Revising Consoles
Separating Absolute Stencils
Budgeting Sheet Grommets
Preparing Kits
Realigning Cartesian Mandrels
Painting Fasteners
Filing Grout Hangers
Finalizing Atma Augers
Formulating Couplings
Identifying Sillcocks
Imagining Materials
Inducing Shutters
Influencing Wheels
Licensing Chocks
Lifting Extrinsic Mallets
Overdrawing Ratchets
Overlaying Ventilators
Overriding Cardinal Soffits
Specifying Element Aggregates
Systemizing Divets
Shaping Pockets
Publicizing Aether Remotes
Governing Archetype Dimmers
Monitoring Assets
Launching Manifestation Systems