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1 | Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game | |
2 | (because no human could survive WITH alcohol) | |
3 | ||
4 | Take a shot every time: | |
5 | -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread | |
6 | -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish | |
7 | -One of the following commercials airs: | |
8 | -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial | |
9 | -Gamefly | |
10 | -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly) | |
11 | - | -Halo 4 Mountain Dew Double XP |
11 | + | -Sonos "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
12 | -Trojan condoms | |
13 | -Upcoming/current video game | |
14 | -Any commercial you feel out of place airs | |
15 | -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets | |
16 | -Cleveland Show junk | |
17 | Bonus: | |
18 | -Quote Goodfellas or Casino every time you see Joe Pesci in a Snickers comercial. | |
19 | ||
20 | Bleach | |
21 | -The show starts | |
22 | -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds. | |
23 | -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless. | |
24 | - | -Every time Kikuchiyo tries to be/is awesome |
24 | + | |
25 | -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason. | |
26 | -Ichigo auto bankai's | |
27 | -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight. | |
28 | -Something cool actually happens | |
29 | -A character is saved at the last moment | |
30 | -An ass pull occurs | |
31 | -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled | |
32 | -Spells are useless | |
33 | -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting | |
34 | -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting | |
35 | -They reuse animation | |
36 | -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode) | |
37 | -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back) | |
38 | -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique") | |
39 | -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward. | |
40 | ||
41 | Naruto | |
42 | -Naruto says "Believe it" | |
43 | -Naruto says "I'm gonna be hokage" | |
44 | -Sasuke tramples on someone's fun | |
45 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics | |
46 | -Take two shots if Inner Sakura appears | |
47 | -Naruto mentions ramen | |
48 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
49 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
50 | -There's a flashback | |
51 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
52 | - | Samurai 7 |
52 | + | |
53 | - | -Every time badly textured CG shows up. |
53 | + | |
54 | - | -Count the minutes between action scenes. Drink one shot for each minute. |
54 | + | Soul Eater |
55 | - | -Robot samurai says battle |
55 | + | -Black Star is un-assassin like. |
56 | - | -Someone gets decapitated |
56 | + | -Cat bitch comes on to Soul Eater. |
57 | - | -Someone mentions rice |
57 | + | -Maka acts Tsundere for Soul Eater. |
58 | - | -A new character with a ridiculous overbite shows up |
58 | + | -Soul says cool |
59 | - | -Little sister is adorable or annoying (leaving this up to individual discretion) |
59 | + | -Black Star annoys you |
60 | - | -One of the seven samurai says "samurai" |
60 | + | -2 shots for PLOT |
61 | - | -A samurai being a dick to the farmers just cause they're farmers |
61 | + | -Excalibur episode |
62 | -Excalibur is mentioned | |
63 | -You can't tell Crona's gender | |
64 | -IT'S ON YOOOOOOOOOOU CAN'T HANDLE US SO COOL BABY SCANDALOUS | |
65 | -Death the Kid freaks out over symmetry. | |
66 | -Black Star says something egotistical about himself | |
67 | -Stein says something about dissecting or anything else crazy. | |
68 | -Soul transforms a part of himself into a scythe | |
69 | -Soul wants to eat someone's soul or slurps | |
70 | -Crona says, "I can't deal with that". | |
71 | ||
72 | Thundercats (2012) | |
73 | -Someone says Whiskers | |
74 | -Lion-O gets shit on (2 shots if it's Tygra) | |
75 | -Cheetara's breasts are unusually conspicuous | |
76 | -Panthro cannot handle things being cute | |
77 | -Technology is mentioned | |
78 | -Cheetara or Wilykit get an ass/pantyshot | |
79 | -Lion-O broods | |
80 | -The Thundercat symbol appears | |
81 | -Wilykit is implied to want Elephantman dick | |
82 | ||
83 | IGPX | |
84 | -The cat talks | |
85 | -French girl shows up | |
86 | -The animation gets more fluid | |
87 | -Takashi plays video games | |
88 | -River bitches about not being in the race | |
89 | -Someone gets KO'd | |
90 | -The blonde dude bitches | |
91 | -You recognize one of the background songs | |
92 | -MC can't complete that simple puzzle toy | |
93 | ||
94 | Eureka 7 | |
95 | -Renton is a whiny bitch/badass | |
96 | -Eureka talks to the Nirvash | |
97 | -Renton says "At that moment" | |
98 | -Anemone eats jam | |
99 | -Eureka's kids are irritating as fuck | |
100 | -Anemone causes a whyboner | |
101 | -Renton gets screwed over/treated like shit | |
102 | -People treat Renton like shit/screw him over specifically because they want to show him that they care | |
103 | -The Itano Circus comes to town. | |
104 | -Holland is a colossal dick (especially to Renton) | |
105 | -Dominic is excessively optimistic | |
106 | -Matthieu says honey | |
107 | -Someone does a Cutback Drop Turn | |
108 | -Diane's face is obscured | |
109 | -Someone refers to Adrock as 'the King', especially as an allusion to the Golden Bough. | |
110 | -Any time the Golden Bough is referenced/seen. | |
111 | - | -Someone says "Titan" |
111 | + | |
112 | - | -Titan uses a weapon that isn't a sword |
112 | + | |
113 | - | -Steel yells something |
113 | + | |
114 | - | -Modula does something fucking crazy, in the literal sense or in the badass sense |
114 | + | |
115 | - | -Solomon calls Steel a dumbass |
115 | + | |
116 | - | -Lance pulls a face |
116 | + | |
117 | - | -Ilana says 'Heart' |
117 | + | |
118 | - | -Octus makes a comment about human behavior |
118 | + | |
119 | - | -5 shots for Booty Quake (you can't miss it) |
119 | + | |
120 | -Seina's bad luck adversely affect somebody else | |
121 | -Two shots if Seina gets any bases covered. | |
122 | ||
123 | Sym-bionic Titan | |
124 | -The armor suits show up | |
125 | -The trio combine into Titan | |
126 | -Modula, Solomon, and/or General Steel make an appearance | |
127 | -A Mutradi monster comes out of the space gate | |
128 | -A high school scene starts | |
129 | -Whenever the next door neighbor barges into their house uninvited | |
130 | -Every well-defined ass shot | |
131 | ||
132 | FMA: Brotherhood | |
133 | -Hughes is mentioned | |
134 | -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene | |
135 | -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body | |
136 | -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal" | |
137 | -Someone calls Ed short | |
138 | -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back | |
139 | -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass. | |
140 | -Armstrong takes off his shirt | |
141 | -Von Hohenheim is depressed | |
142 | -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone. | |
143 | -King Bradly is being a badass | |
144 | ||
145 | Cowboy Bebop | |
146 | -The three old guys show up | |
147 | -Faye gets herself in trouble | |
148 | -Someone pulls a gun | |
149 | -Tank! finishes playing | |
150 | -Spike mentions hating either kids or pets. | |
151 | -Any character says bounty. | |
152 | -Spike does something borderline awesome/badass | |
153 | -You d'aaw at Ed | |
154 | -Faye gets herself into trouble | |
155 | -"See You Space Cowboy" shows up | |
156 | ||
157 | Inuyasha | |
158 | -Miroku asks a woman to bear his children | |
159 | -Miroku molests someone with his hand | |
160 | -Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit | |
161 | -That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha | |
162 | -Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha | |
163 | -Sango talks about her little brother | |
164 | -Kaguya says she is the wind | |
165 | -Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English | |
166 | -Miasma fog appears | |
167 | -A horde of demons appears with the exact same reused animation | |
168 | -Miroku unwraps his hand, sees a bee, and wraps it back up | |
169 | -Shippou is useless | |
170 | -Poison Wasps | |
171 | -Naraku gets away or just as plans the gang | |
172 | -"Sit boy!" |