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 C: Everyone, are you ready? Well then, here we go. Namassuka...
 All: Sunday!
-C: Thank you very much. As a special episode of the familiar elusive live broadcast bringing new discoveries Sunday afternoon, Namassuka Sunday, in today's Namassuka Special everyone from 765 Pro takes on diverse challenges. From here on I, Kisaragi Chihaya, and
+C: Thank you very much. Today's a special episode of the familiar, elusive live broadcast that brings you new discoveries on Sunday afternoons, Namassuka Sunday. For the Namassuka Special, everyone from 765 Pro takes on a diverse set of challenges. Here I, Kisaragi Chihaya, and
-Y: Hagiwara Yukiho bring to you this part five which constitutes the final section. Everyone, please keep up your support until the very end.
+Y: Hagiwara Yukiho will bring you part five, the final installment of this broadcast. Everyone, please support us to the very end.
-Y: Ufufu, well then, let's go the opening song at once...
+Y: Ufufu, then let's go straight to the opening song...
 Y: Hiya, I'm sorry. Did I say something wrong?
-C: Hagiwara-san, um, does maybe everyone in the audience want to hear more of your talk?
+C: Hagiwara-san, um, maybe everyone in the audience wants to hear you talk more?
 Y: Ah, thank you very much.
-C: Well then, Hagiwara-san, let's hear an interesting opening talk.
+C: So Hagiwara-san, let's hear an interesting opening talk.
-Y: Iih. On my own I can't say any interesting things.
+Y: Eeh. I can't say anything interesting on my own.
-Y: Chihaya-chan, talk together with me.
+Y: Chihaya-chan, let's talk together.
 C: Eh? Me, too?
-C: Well then, I'll also talk about something... But, what am I supposed to talk about?
+C: Well then, I'll talk about something too... But, what am I supposed to talk about?
-Y: Uhm, what about recent funny events or something?
+Y: Uhm, what about something funny that happened recently?
-C: Funny events? Hagiwara-san, what does that mean concretely?
+C: Something funny? Hagiwara-san, what do you mean, specifically?
-Y: Concretely? Ah, I remembered. This happened yesterday. After finishing work I came to the office. And there I met Ami-chan and Mami-chan who stayed behind. Ufufu, just remembering makes me laugh again.
+Y: Specifically? Ah, I remember something that happened yesterday. After finishing work, I came to the office. And there I met Ami-chan and Mami-chan who'd stayed behind. Ufufu, just remembering this makes me laugh again.
-C: It seems fine to get our expectations up. Hagiwara-san, please continue.
+C: It seems fine to raise our expectations. Hagiwara-san, please continue.
-Y: Yes. And then, both Ami-chan and Mami-chan looked bored, so I suggested making tea, and then they said "today it's our turn to make tea for Yukipyon."
+Y: Yes. Both Ami-chan and Mami-chan looked bored, so I suggested making tea. Then they said, "today it's our turn to make tea for Yukipyon."
 C: And then?
-Y: And then, the two of them asked what tea I would like and I answered that be it green tea or black tea, anything would be fine. And after I waited for a while, they brought a teacup containing a novelty that you get as an extra with candy over to me, and said "here, Ami's special novel-tea." Ufufu, it was so funny. Hahaha. Huh, did I possibly say something very wrong?
+Y: And then, the two of them asked what tea I'd like and I answered whether it's green tea or black tea, anything would be fine. After I waited a while, they brought a teacup over to me, containing a novelty that you get as an extra with candy. Then they said, "Here, this is Ami's special novel-tea." Ufufu, it was so funny. Hahaha. Huh, did I screw up and say something wrong?
-C: Hmm, I think it was a funny story, but Hagiwara-san, you said the punchline early, so...
+C: Hmm, I think it was a funny story, but Hagiwara-san, you gave away the punchline early, so...
-Y: Eeh, because my talk skill is so low... Chihaya-chan, this way it's going to end with me digging a hole in the studio floor.
+Y: Eeh, that's because I lack skill at public speaking... Chihaya-chan, at this rate, I'm going to end up digging a hole in the studio floor.
 C: If you dig a hole in the floor, it's going to be a mess to clean up. Ah, Hagiwara-san, I just remembered a funny thing that happened to me.
 Y: Really?
-C: Yes. Uhm, yesterday, while I was on my way to a lesson, I waited at a traffic light before the station. At that time, a dove was sitting on top of the traffic lights.
+C: Yes. Uhm, yesterday, while I was on my way to a lesson, I waited at a traffic light before the station. At that time, a dove was sitting on top of the traffic light.
 Y: Uh-huh.
-C: And then, the moment the light switched to green, the dove suddenly flew away.
+C: And then, the moment the light turned green, the dove suddenly flew away.
-Y: Uh-huh. And what happened then?
+Y: Uh-huh. And then what happened?
-C: Uhm, well, that's the end.
+C: Um, well, that's the end.
-Y: Iih.
+Y: Eeh.
-C: Ah, I'm sorry. I raised the expectations for a funny story too high.
+C: Ah, I'm sorry. It was expecting too much when I said it'd be a funny story.
 Y: It's not like that, Chihaya-chan. It was very funny, so... hm, everyone in the audience, it was funny, right?
-C: Hagiwara-san, possibly the task of main host is too heavy a burden for us two.
+C: Hagiwara-san, it's possible that being the main hosts is too difficult a burden for us.
-Y: It's all right, Chihaya-chan. I always screw up but if you don't give up, it always works out in the end.
+Y: It's all right, Chihaya-chan. I screw up all the time but if you don't give up, it always works out in the end.
-Y: That's way, surely today will be okay.
+Y: So I'm sure things will work out today.
 Y: Maybe.
-C: Ufufu. Hagiwara-san, I'm going to believe that it will somehow work out in the end. Well then, in order to do something, let's convey our feelings for this program not only with the talks but also the songs.
+C: Ufufu. Hagiwara-san, I'm going to believe that it will somehow work out in the end. So to accomplish something, let's convey our feelings for this program not only with our opening talk, but also through our songs.
-Y: Yeah. Um, everyone, is it now okay to go to the opening song?
+Y: Yeah. Um, everyone, is it okay now to go to the opening song?
 Y: Thank you very much.
-C: Well then, please listen. Kisaragi Chihaya and
+C: Then please listen to Kisaragi Chihaya and
 Y: Hagiwara Yukiho in
 All: "Little Match Girl".