Namassuka Part 5 OP Talk

C: Everyone, are you ready? Well then, here we go. Namassuka...
All: Sunday!
C: Thank you very much. As a special episode of the familiar elusive live broadcast bringing new discoveries Sunday afternoon, Namassuka Sunday, in today's Namassuka Special everyone from 765 Pro takes on diverse challenges. From here on I, Kisaragi Chihaya, and
Y: Hagiwara Yukiho bring to you this part five which constitutes the final section. Everyone, please keep up your support until the very end.
Y: Ufufu, well then, let's go the opening song at once...
Y: Hiya, I'm sorry. Did I say something wrong?
C: Hagiwara-san, um, does maybe everyone in the audience want to hear more of your talk?
Y: Ah, thank you very much.
C: Well then, Hagiwara-san, let's hear an interesting opening talk.
Y: Iih. On my own I can't say any interesting things.
Y: Chihaya-chan, talk together with me.
C: Eh? Me, too?
C: Well then, I'll also talk about something... But, what am I supposed to talk about?
Y: Uhm, what about recent funny events or something?
C: Funny events? Hagiwara-san, what does that mean concretely?
Y: Concretely? Ah, I remembered. This happened yesterday. After finishing work I came to the office. And there I met Ami-chan and Mami-chan who stayed behind. Ufufu, just remembering makes me laugh again.
C: It seems fine to get our expectations up. Hagiwara-san, please continue.
Y: Yes. And then, both Ami-chan and Mami-chan looked bored, so I suggested making tea, and then they said "today it's our turn to make tea for Yukipyon."
C: And then?
Y: And then, the two of them asked what tea I would like and I answered that be it green tea or black tea, anything would be fine. And after I waited for a while, they brought a teacup containing a novelty that you get as an extra with candy over to me, and said "here, Ami's special novel-tea." Ufufu, it was so funny. Hahaha. Huh, did I possibly say something very wrong?
C: Hmm, I think it was a funny story, but Hagiwara-san, you said the punchline early, so...
Y: Eeh, because my talk skill is so low... Chihaya-chan, this way it's going to end with me digging a hole in the studio floor.
C: If you dig a hole in the floor, it's going to be a mess to clean up. Ah, Hagiwara-san, I just remembered a funny thing that happened to me.
Y: Really?
C: Yes. Uhm, yesterday, while I was on my way to a lesson, I waited at a traffic light before the station. At that time, a dove was sitting on top of the traffic lights.
Y: Uh-huh.
C: And then, the moment the light switched to green, the dove suddenly flew away.
Y: Uh-huh. And what happened then?
C: Uhm, well, that's the end.
Y: Iih.
C: Ah, I'm sorry. I raised the expectations for a funny story too high.
Y: It's not like that, Chihaya-chan. It was very funny, so... hm, everyone in the audience, it was funny, right?
C: Hagiwara-san, possibly the task of main host is too heavy a burden for us two.
Y: It's all right, Chihaya-chan. I always screw up but if you don't give up, it always works out in the end.
Y: That's way, surely today will be okay.
Y: Maybe.
C: Ufufu. Hagiwara-san, I'm going to believe that it will somehow work out in the end. Well then, in order to do something, let's convey our feelings for this program not only with the talks but also the songs.
Y: Yeah. Um, everyone, is it now okay to go to the opening song?
Y: Thank you very much.
C: Well then, please listen. Kisaragi Chihaya and
Y: Hagiwara Yukiho in
All: "Little Match Girl".