Fatanon 3

>You are Anonymous, and you want your fucking doughnuts. No one is going to stop you; not God, not the voice in your head nagging you to diet, and sure as hell not a little blue pony.
>You enter the library as an angry fat man, even Rob Reiner would be scared of you at this point.
>Twilight is there, a smile on her face.
"Oh, back already? Rarity just dropped off some clothes, so you won't have to keep washing the same set. Isn't that great?"
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>"Disregard clothes, aquire doughtnuts."
"... What?"
>"Have you seen Dash today?"
>Twilight brings a hoof to her chin in thought.
"She should be working with the weather patrol. They're out near the eastern edge of town getting ready for tonight's rain."
>You exit the library, a man on a mission, leaving a very confused and befuddled Twilight Sparkle in your wake.
>Ponyville is actually a lot larger than it lets on, and by the time you make it to the edge of town, just outside the residential area, you've worked up a good sweat.
>It doesn't take you long to find Rainbow Dash.
>She's not too far in the sky, directing pegasi left and right on what to do and where to place the clouds.
>It's fascinating to watch as the blue of the sky is slowly blotted out by manually placed rain clouds.
>You stand there watching for a while, and then Dash notices you.
>She turns to her fellow workers and says something, then glides down to you and lands in front of you with a grin on her face.
"I take it Pinkie Pie let you know what was going on?"
>It totally wasn't you.
"OW!"
>Your fist moved entirely on it's own. You're not even sure what happened.
>Dash glares at you, rubbing her shoulder.
"You big jerk!"
>"No one takes away my doughnuts."
>Dash sighs, steps forward, and jabs you in the stomach with her hoof... HARD.
>You go down and Dash starts laughing as you try to regain your breath.
"Alright, now that's outta the way, we need to talk big guy!"
>You manage to stand after a minute and take a deep breath.
>"About what, how you take away beautiful things from people, like the most delicious doughnuts in the world?"
>Dash rolls her eyes.
"This is bad. Okay, listen up! I'm going to start a program for you."
>"What?"
"I mean you're going to start exercising."
>"I don't need to exercise."
"Heh, no offense Anon, but you're not exactly in the best shape of your life."
>"You should be more accepting."
Dash grins.
"Oh? How so?"
>"There are many great fat men throughout history, you would not know of their greatness. If I were to cover the things that great fat people have done for my society then we would be here all day."
"Hahaha, alright Anon, so who was the greatest?"
>"The Gaben."
>Dash tilts her head and gives you a confused look. She sits on her haunches and sighs.
"Alright, so who is he?"
>"His sole purpose in life is to spread awesome wherever he goes."
"Sounds like I'd get along with him. This still doesn't change the fact that you need to start exercising though."
>You smile, "Yeah, honestly the only reason I haven't already is because I don't really have any motivation to. My friends sure don't give a fuck."
"Well I'm you're friend now too! You know what that means!"
>"That one of my friends gives a fuck?"
"Exactly!"
>"You guys are quick to call people friends aren't you?"
"Listen, today, you're going to do me a favor Anon."
>"What kind of favor?"
"You're going to go back to Sugarcube Corner, and you're going to tell Pinkie that you talked to me. Then, you're going to take these extra bits I give you."
>Dash reaches under her wing and tugs at something. She turns back to you with a small bag in her mouth, and you take it.
"Then, you're going to buy whatever you want from Pinkie, and you're going to binge. Don't eat until you're stuffed though, that's the last thing we need."
>"This doesn't seem like exercising."
"Shut up, this is for you. Tomorrow morning you're going to wake up and forget Sugarcube Corner exists. You're going to drink two glasses of water, eat the breakfast Twilight makes for you, and then you're going to meet me in the town square at around ten o' clock in the morning."
>"But..."
"No buts, it's too late now."
>You don't like being coerced into doing this, but Dash is right. There's not exactly anything wrong with being fat, but you didn't plan on becoming fat either, it just sort of happened.
>"Alright Dash, you win."
"That was easy, you seemed pretty content to me."
>"I never asked for this."
"Whatever, seeya tomorrow morning Anon."

>Day 4 in Equestria
>You did exactly as Dash had instructed you, and satiated your sweet tooth to a level you never thought possible. You woke up this morning and ate eggs and toast.
>You feel... hollow after such a small meal.
Twilight smiles at you.
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you Anon, but Rainbow and I have been working on this program for you ever since you got here."
>God these ponies are such bros.
>You like your friends back home, but they'd never go to these lengths for you.
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>"I don't mind what you're doing, but I would have liked some sort of warning."
Twilight frowns.
"I know, Rainbow and I didn't know how you would react."
>"So Surgarcube Corner is off limits then?"
"Not necessarily, just don't spend all your bits there from now on."
>You let out a nervous laugh and feel some blood rush to your face.
>What can you say? You seriously fucking love eating.
"It's getting to be that time. Good luck Anon, try to have fun. Rainbow and you will get along great I think."
>"I hope so."
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>The square isn't very crowded when you get there, and it's easy to spot Dash as usual. She's right in the center, pacing back and forth, obviously impatient.
>When she sees you she glares.
"There you are! You're ten minutes late!"
>You sigh, "Sorry, still getting used to the town."
"Alright, come here, I'll go over a running route with you. We'll start with a half mile, then you can walk until you feel better, then run another half mile. Since you're so out of shape I'll be going easy on you for a while."
>Despite being kind of forced into this, you like where this is going so far. Dash clearly knows what she's doing.
>The few times you have tried to exercise it was always some douche who thought he could push you way too far past your limits, which is half of the reason you stopped trying in the first place. Turns out those gyms had bad reputations anyways.
>"Okay, I... guess I'm ready."
>The route itself is a run from the town square, through the market place, all the way to the edge of town.
>By the time you finish it's all you can do to stay standing.
"Don't stop moving Anon! Let's walk back, k?"
>Jimmies are rustled.
>Heart is activating self destruct sequence.
>Brain is fuzzy.
>Your everything hurts, especially your legs.
>You just want to go back to the library, take a bath, and try out those new clothes Rarity made for you.
>Dash walks you back smirking proudly the whole way, doing loops and tricks every once in a while when she's tired of having her feet on the ground.
>When you make it to the library Twilight is outside, a frown on her face.
>She looks... worried.
"Anon, Rainbow, welcome back."
>"Hey, what's up?"
"Um... I've... got some bad news."