NOShot 4

>It was finally here, this months crate of your ambrosial liquids
>Rejuvinated by the awesome power of NOS, the world was your deep fried oyster once more
>You had considered darkening the door of lesser ponies, but your girth demanded a friendly jaunt around town, those doors were too narrow anyway
>Once more, armed to the teeth which were rotten from an over exposure to sugars and a lack of flourides in the water
>Who cared that they could follow your movements with satelittes when it meant no need for dentists?
>While pondering these decidedly academicly sound ideas you felt something solid impact on your obviously muscular legs
>You turn your vastly superior forward focusing predatory eyes downards, after a few moments the vague blurs congeal into an off white p0ny with two tone hair
>BonBon, your superior and not at all addled mind spews forth in response to the frown creasing your Sapien brow
>To her side you see her usual cart piled high with confectionary treats, which would be perfect to take to a sick grandmother

"BonBon! By all that is good in this land I demand your cherry lips!"
>You give your proclimation with such power she can only quiver in response, her eyes filling with tears as she struggles to stay upright
>"Wha, what d-did you s-s-say?", she chokes out, her eyes widening with apprehension as she blushes profusely
>Poor mare she must have sold out, perhaps another confection would suffice your snack based requirements you consider sipping deeply on your NOS
>No, your tastes are vast, you palette discerning; you will not be denied!
"BonBon, it is my will this day to feast upon your cherry lips! To dine on their splendor, to intoxicate myself on their flavor and to proclaim for all the world to know that yours are the finest in this land!"
>BonBons' mouth moves but no sound escapes before her eyes roll up into the back of her skull as she collapses
>Tossing your now empty can of NOS aside, you idly wonder if she is allowed days off for illness
>You'll ask about her cherry lips tomorrow