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- >Day 5000000BC in Dinosauria.
- >You had taken to living with somesaurians that didn't try to eat you all the time.
- >Namely, BronBrontasaurus and Lyraptor.
- >She might eat you, but she wouldn't kill you or eat you alive, so small favors for living with an herbivore and a scavenger.
- >Today was the day the princess was supposed to meet you.
- >You had heard some strange rumors revolving around a mysterious entity known as Moles-T-rex.
- >Was probably nothing.
- >You head out the door, eager to see some of your friends, like Spike the dragon.
- >Poor little guy had so much promise, but was a quarter your size.
- >Poor, poor komodo dragon.
- >Twilight Sparcheopteryx was always willing to help you out of a jam, and even hooked up this little meeting.
- >What a bro.
- >"Hey Anon!"
- >You heard Rainbow Pteradashtyl cry out from above.
- "Hey Rainbow! How's the weather today?"
- >"Good, just keep your head out of the clouds, alright? Applejackentrosaurus is looking rather eager today!"
- "Thanks for the warning!"
- >You head off on your way to Raritriceratops' boutique to pick up your suit, on the look out for the orange menace.
- >"Why hello, darling! I just finished it, put it on!"
- >You do so, and attempt to pay her.
- >"Oh no, dear, I couldn't accept the payment for fixing the outfit of one wh would meet the Princess for the first time! It is on me."
- >You pass by Fluttershiguanadon and her pet sabertooth rabbit as you make your way toward's Twilight's library.
- >"Oh...uh...hello Anon."
- "And a good day to you, Flutters."
- >She blushes and her little wings pop out.
- >Fuck's up with that anyway?
- >Once you reached your destination, you wave to Twilight who screeches at Spike to open the door.
- "How you doin buddy?"
- >"Hisss-ss-ssss..."
- "Yeah, I hear ya."
- >"OH! Anonymous, there's been a change of plans, the other princess will meet you instead."
- "Quite alright."
- >You wait and read, wishing Pinkie Pachyodon was here to cheer you up.
- >Within minutes, a loud thump alerts you to the arrival of the other princess.
- >You step outside to greet her, when you are thrown back by her roar.
- >"WELCOME, ANONYMOUS, WE ARE PRINCESS LUNALBERTASAURUS! WE ARE CHARMED TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE!"
- >The force of it snaps your neck upon impact and everysaurus in Saurianville shares your corpse.
- BAD END
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