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GhostKid

Dinoquestria

Jul 22nd, 2012
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  1. >Day 5000000BC in Dinosauria.
  2. >You had taken to living with somesaurians that didn't try to eat you all the time.
  3. >Namely, BronBrontasaurus and Lyraptor.
  4. >She might eat you, but she wouldn't kill you or eat you alive, so small favors for living with an herbivore and a scavenger.
  5. >Today was the day the princess was supposed to meet you.
  6. >You had heard some strange rumors revolving around a mysterious entity known as Moles-T-rex.
  7. >Was probably nothing.
  8. >You head out the door, eager to see some of your friends, like Spike the dragon.
  9. >Poor little guy had so much promise, but was a quarter your size.
  10. >Poor, poor komodo dragon.
  11. >Twilight Sparcheopteryx was always willing to help you out of a jam, and even hooked up this little meeting.
  12. >What a bro.
  13. >"Hey Anon!"
  14. >You heard Rainbow Pteradashtyl cry out from above.
  15. "Hey Rainbow! How's the weather today?"
  16. >"Good, just keep your head out of the clouds, alright? Applejackentrosaurus is looking rather eager today!"
  17. "Thanks for the warning!"
  18. >You head off on your way to Raritriceratops' boutique to pick up your suit, on the look out for the orange menace.
  19. >"Why hello, darling! I just finished it, put it on!"
  20. >You do so, and attempt to pay her.
  21. >"Oh no, dear, I couldn't accept the payment for fixing the outfit of one wh would meet the Princess for the first time! It is on me."
  22. >You pass by Fluttershiguanadon and her pet sabertooth rabbit as you make your way toward's Twilight's library.
  23. >"Oh...uh...hello Anon."
  24. "And a good day to you, Flutters."
  25. >She blushes and her little wings pop out.
  26. >Fuck's up with that anyway?
  27. >Once you reached your destination, you wave to Twilight who screeches at Spike to open the door.
  28. "How you doin buddy?"
  29. >"Hisss-ss-ssss..."
  30. "Yeah, I hear ya."
  31. >"OH! Anonymous, there's been a change of plans, the other princess will meet you instead."
  32. "Quite alright."
  33. >You wait and read, wishing Pinkie Pachyodon was here to cheer you up.
  34.  
  35. >Within minutes, a loud thump alerts you to the arrival of the other princess.
  36. >You step outside to greet her, when you are thrown back by her roar.
  37. >"WELCOME, ANONYMOUS, WE ARE PRINCESS LUNALBERTASAURUS! WE ARE CHARMED TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE!"
  38. >The force of it snaps your neck upon impact and everysaurus in Saurianville shares your corpse.
  39. BAD END
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