>Day 5000000BC in Dinosauria.
>You had taken to living with somesaurians that didn't try to eat you all the time.
>Namely, BronBrontasaurus and Lyraptor.
>She might eat you, but she wouldn't kill you or eat you alive, so small favors for living with an herbivore and a scavenger.
>Today was the day the princess was supposed to meet you.
>You had heard some strange rumors revolving around a mysterious entity known as Moles-T-rex.
>Was probably nothing.
>You head out the door, eager to see some of your friends, like Spike the dragon.
>Poor little guy had so much promise, but was a quarter your size.
>Poor, poor komodo dragon.
>Twilight Sparcheopteryx was always willing to help you out of a jam, and even hooked up this little meeting.
>What a bro.
>"Hey Anon!"
>You heard Rainbow Pteradashtyl cry out from above.
"Hey Rainbow! How's the weather today?"
>"Good, just keep your head out of the clouds, alright? Applejackentrosaurus is looking rather eager today!"
"Thanks for the warning!"
>You head off on your way to Raritriceratops' boutique to pick up your suit, on the look out for the orange menace.
>"Why hello, darling! I just finished it, put it on!"
>You do so, and attempt to pay her.
>"Oh no, dear, I couldn't accept the payment for fixing the outfit of one wh would meet the Princess for the first time! It is on me."
>You pass by Fluttershiguanadon and her pet sabertooth rabbit as you make your way toward's Twilight's library.
>"Oh...uh...hello Anon."
"And a good day to you, Flutters."
>She blushes and her little wings pop out.
>Fuck's up with that anyway?
>Once you reached your destination, you wave to Twilight who screeches at Spike to open the door.
"How you doin buddy?"
>"Hisss-ss-ssss..."
"Yeah, I hear ya."
>"OH! Anonymous, there's been a change of plans, the other princess will meet you instead."
"Quite alright."
>You wait and read, wishing Pinkie Pachyodon was here to cheer you up.

>Within minutes, a loud thump alerts you to the arrival of the other princess.
>You step outside to greet her, when you are thrown back by her roar.
>"WELCOME, ANONYMOUS, WE ARE PRINCESS LUNALBERTASAURUS! WE ARE CHARMED TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE!"
>The force of it snaps your neck upon impact and everysaurus in Saurianville shares your corpse.
BAD END