Cthuhlu in Equestria

>Day Cthuhlu in Equestria in Equestria...
>You and the rest of the ponies remaining in Ponyville have been attempting to fight off the dark abomination, Cthuhlu, for days.
>Ponyville itself, however, has been all but destroyed.
>You have to do something to fix this. Even if it costs you your life.

>The abomination stomps around Ponyville, searching for something.
>You and what's left of the town are hiding in Fluttershy's house, watching this all unfold.
>You look around, seeing all the pictures of the deceased owner.
>She was killed by the damn abomination when it arose.
>You never found the body, so no burial was possible.
>She may have been obsessed with trying to find your fetish, but she was a good mare, mostly.
>You allow yourself to shed one tear before rising.
>"You're going to do it, sugarcube?"
>You nod to Applejack.
"I don't have a choice in the matter, really. Either let the thing kill us all, or try to stop it."
>"Well, Anon, just be safe. For me."
>You walk over to Applejack, giving her a hug.
"I'd be lying if I said I would."
>"Always honest, eh?"
"Hey, you rubbed off on me."
>You give her one more pat before breaking away.
"I'll be back, everyone."
>Something tells you that you won't be living up to that promise...
>You shake your head, ridding yourself of that thought, before leaving, all the ponies waving to you as you walk to the dark lord itself.

"Cthuhlu, I have come to stop you!"
>It turns around to face you.
>Oh god this was a shitty idea.
>NO, Anon! You have to do this!
"For Ponyville..."
>You pull out your trusty katana from your days of being a fat weeaboo.
"For those who have fallen..."
>You strike a typical animu-esque pose.
"For me, tonight, we will dine in hell!"

>You run to the abomination.
>Strange, it's not moving.
>You take this opportunity, and start to climb its leg.
"If Shadow of the Colossus taught me anything..."
>You stop thinking out loud to scale the beast.
>Eventually, you reach the top...
>Of it's foot.
>It'll have to do.
>You plunge your katana into its big toe.
>It doesn't howl in pain, showing how futile your efforts are.
>You then feel...something lifting you.
>...Wait.
"OH SHIT!"
>HE'S PICKED YOU UP.
>Well you're fucked now.

>You struggle, trying to wiggle your way out, before realizing that you would die from this height.
>You cease struggling, and find yourself face to face with the behemoth.
>You are staring into the maw of Cthuhlu, and it's staring back.
>Then, it speaks.
>"Anon."
>Wait, you recognize that voice.
"Is that you, Fl-"
>"Are eldritch abominations your fetish?"
>The head opens in half, revealing Fluttershy controlling it.
>Fucking Yellow Quiet. She better pay for your house.