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  1. Guide to the Counties depicted in the Polandball Map of England.
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  3. Cornwall - Known for pasties, fishing and tin mining
  4. Devon - 'Pirate' accent is based on that of Plymouth, Devon. A lot of famous pirates and privateers were Devonians
  5. Dorset - Full of old people
  6. Somerset & Wiltshire - Agricultural counties known for production of cider
  7. Bristol (Used Gloucestershire flag as no Bristol flag) - Is full of potheads
  8. Gloucestershire - Is home to the sport of Cheese Rolling
  9. Hampshire - Portsmouth, Hampshire is the home of the Royal Navy
  10. Sussex - Brighton is the 'bohemian' capital of England with a strong association with the gay subculture
  11. Kent - Is a Spitfire pilot as the Battle of Britain in 1940 was mainly fought over Kent and it is still known as the Spitfire County
  12. Surrey - Is full of bland businessmen who live in the suburbs
  13. London - Is heavily gentrified and home to a lot of pretentious artists and internationals
  14. Berkshire - Hosts the Henley Regatta, the world's largest rowing event, and is home to a lot of famous Public Schools with a strong rowing tradition
  15. Oxfordshire & Buckinghamshire - Are full of posh people, very wealthy counties
  16. Bedfordshire - Luton is a strong area of support for far right groups, the English Defence League was founded there
  17. Hertfordshire - Possibly the most anonymous county in England, is full of lower middle class suburbanites who probably read the Daily Mail idk
  18. Essex - Brash and consumerist, Essex is epitomised by The Only Way Is Essex, England's answer to Geordie Shore
  19. Suffolk - The Suffolk Coast is marshy and it can be hard to tell where the land ends and sea begins, generally a very low lying area
  20. Norfolk - The inhabitants are allegedly ridden with genetic defects, the Norfolk gene pool is more of a puddle
  21. Cambridgeshire - Home to Cambridge University, the world's premier smartarse gathering facility
  22. Herefordshire & Worcestershire - Agricultural and mainly known for food delicacies but I tried to avoid repeating motifs. Here they are dancing a maypole, an old English dance thought to come from this area
  23. Warwickshire - Wearing a Tudor ruff and writing with a Quill, they are still dining out on Shakespeare being from here
  24. Northamptonshire - The ultimate drive-through county, nothing of interest here. Most people only go through it because of the M1 motorway between London and Northern England
  25. Shropshire - Imagines itself to be a sophisticated Southern county, Shropshire is appalled by its neighbours
  26. West Midlands - Home to Birmingham of Fox News No Go Zones fame
  27. Leicestershire & Rutland - Heartland of the totally-illegal sport of Fox Hunting. Here Leicestershire is riding and Rutland is the hound
  28. Nottinghamshire, Derbyshire & Staffordshire - The epicentre of the 'chav' stereotype is found in many of the small towns of this area, and the 'uwotm8' stereotypical speech seen online is based heavily on the accents of the North Midlands
  29. Lincolnshire - Full of UKIP voting farmers
  30. Cheshire & Merseyside - Cheshire is a fairly wealthy county, and Merseyside is full of self-pitying thieves. Here, Merseyside is stealing Cheshire's wallet and imploring him to calm down
  31. Greater Manchester - England's pop culture capital, Manchester gave birth to the MDMA fuelled music movement known as Madchester
  32. Lancashire - Eating a sausage and drinking a pint, Lancashire epitomises wholesome proper English food
  33. West & South Yorkshire - South Yorkshire has recently had scandals around predominantly Pakistani gangs molesting teenage girls in social care. West Yorkshire has a large Pakistani population in Bradford.
  34. East Yorkshire - The most belligerent people in England, East Yorkshire gained internet fame when Ronnie Pickering became famous
  35. North Yorkshire - Yorkshire is known for brass bands, which were connected to industrial workplaces
  36. Cumbria - Is reading a guidebook to the Lake District, some of the UK's most picturesque landscapes are here and attract many tourists
  37. Durham - Is full of unemployed miners
  38. Tyne & Wear - Newcastle Upon Tyne is known for being football mad and speaking incomprehensibly
  39. Northumbria - Guards the realm of civilisation from the horrors beyond Hadrian's Wall
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