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Guide to the Counties depicted in the Polandball Map of England.

Cornwall - Known for pasties, fishing and tin mining
Devon - 'Pirate' accent is based on that of Plymouth, Devon. A lot of famous pirates and privateers were Devonians
Dorset - Full of old people 
Somerset & Wiltshire - Agricultural counties known for production of cider
Bristol (Used Gloucestershire flag as no Bristol flag) - Is full of potheads
Gloucestershire - Is home to the sport of Cheese Rolling
Hampshire - Portsmouth, Hampshire is the home of the Royal Navy
Sussex - Brighton is the 'bohemian' capital of England with a strong association with the gay subculture
Kent - Is a Spitfire pilot as the Battle of Britain in 1940 was mainly fought over Kent and it is still known as the Spitfire County
Surrey - Is full of bland businessmen who live in the suburbs
London - Is heavily gentrified and home to a lot of pretentious artists and internationals
Berkshire - Hosts the Henley Regatta, the world's largest rowing event, and is home to a lot of famous Public Schools with a strong rowing tradition
Oxfordshire & Buckinghamshire - Are full of posh people, very wealthy counties
Bedfordshire - Luton is a strong area of support for far right groups, the English Defence League was founded there
Hertfordshire - Possibly the most anonymous county in England, is full of lower middle class suburbanites who probably read the Daily Mail idk
Essex - Brash and consumerist, Essex is epitomised by The Only Way Is Essex, England's answer to Geordie Shore
Suffolk - The Suffolk Coast is marshy and it can be hard to tell where the land ends and sea begins, generally a very low lying area
Norfolk - The inhabitants are allegedly ridden with genetic defects, the Norfolk gene pool is more of a puddle
Cambridgeshire - Home to Cambridge University, the world's premier smartarse gathering facility
Herefordshire & Worcestershire - Agricultural and mainly known for food delicacies but I tried to avoid repeating motifs. Here they are dancing a maypole, an old English dance thought to come from this area
Warwickshire - Wearing a Tudor ruff and writing with a Quill, they are still dining out on Shakespeare being from here
Northamptonshire - The ultimate drive-through county, nothing of interest here. Most people only go through it because of the M1 motorway between London and Northern England
Shropshire - Imagines itself to be a sophisticated Southern county, Shropshire is appalled by its neighbours
West Midlands - Home to Birmingham of Fox News No Go Zones fame
Leicestershire & Rutland - Heartland of the totally-illegal sport of Fox Hunting. Here Leicestershire is riding and Rutland is the hound
Nottinghamshire, Derbyshire & Staffordshire - The epicentre of the 'chav' stereotype is found in many of the small towns of this area, and the 'uwotm8' stereotypical speech seen online is based heavily on the accents of the North Midlands
Lincolnshire - Full of UKIP voting farmers
Cheshire & Merseyside - Cheshire is a fairly wealthy county, and Merseyside is full of self-pitying thieves. Here, Merseyside is stealing Cheshire's wallet and imploring him to calm down
Greater Manchester - England's pop culture capital, Manchester gave birth to the MDMA fuelled music movement known as Madchester
Lancashire - Eating a sausage and drinking a pint, Lancashire epitomises wholesome proper English food
West & South Yorkshire - South Yorkshire has recently had scandals around predominantly Pakistani gangs molesting teenage girls in social care. West Yorkshire has a large Pakistani population in Bradford. 
East Yorkshire - The most belligerent people in England, East Yorkshire gained internet fame when Ronnie Pickering became famous
North Yorkshire - Yorkshire is known for brass bands, which were connected to industrial workplaces
Cumbria - Is reading a guidebook to the Lake District, some of the UK's most picturesque landscapes are here and attract many tourists
Durham - Is full of unemployed miners
Tyne & Wear - Newcastle Upon Tyne is known for being football mad and speaking incomprehensibly
Northumbria - Guards the realm of civilisation from the horrors beyond Hadrian's Wall