gospel of CHENG in real life

guys
let's all just
RESPECT THE CHENG

RESPECT the CHENG
his HOLIEST CHENG

his HOLIEST CHENG
will UNITE US in his GLOWING WARMTH

Please; stop fighting and
RESPECT the CHENG

You are all being very immature.
Take a lesson from THE CHENG.

RESPECT the CHENG

RESPECT the CHENG
and your sins will be absolved

I am RESPECTING the CHENG;
I RESPECT the CHENG with every breath
I take.

Says I.
Says CHENG
as he rewards me every day.

That is because you do not
RESPECT the CHENG

Thank you, SpliT
for respecting the cheng

RESPECT the CHENG
and he will give you all the baseballs
you will ever desire.