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Copypasta: Pansexualality

Mar 31st, 2020
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  1. There was this one time when I was with my ex and she insisted on getting some cheap non-stick pan for the sake of just having something to use. I knew it would be dead in a month so I instead spent $50 on a stone base non stick pan and it outlasted our relationship, 5 years on it's by far the best pan I've ever used. I think some time next year I'll replace the handle as I regularly detach it to fit it in my oven. Both the screw that holds it and the handle are getting worn. The base of the handle doesn't fit as well as it used too and the head of the screw nearly needs an Alan key from detaching and routine tightening.
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  3. I love my pan and will do what I can to keep us together.
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  5. Maybe my ex left me because she knew there was no room between the pan and I in our relationship. Maybe she left after she caught me dumping a load on it at 3am for the umpteenth time.
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