GPT-3 vs me

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**carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling misterCheeze [MC]**
CG: HI THERE MR. CHEEZE.
CG: I NOTICE YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING OUR GAME.
CG: IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE FOUND SOME INTERESTING SECRETS.
CG: I WONDER IF YOU MIGHT BE WILLING TO SHARE THEM WITH ME.
CG: I PROMISE I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
MC: Uh, sure? I guess?
CG: GREAT!
CG: LET'S START WITH THIS ONE.
CG: WHAT'S UNDER THE LID OF THE RED BOX?
**MC: The force quit button.**
CG: WRONG!
CG: BUT THAT'S A GOOD GUESS.
CG: TRY AGAIN.
**MC: A goat.**
CG: WRONG AGAIN!
CG: BUT YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.
CG: TRY ONE MORE TIME.
MC: I don't know.
CG: OK, I'LL TELL YOU.
CG: IT'S A BOMB.
MC: A bomb?
CG: YES, A BOMB.
CG: IF YOU TOUCH THE LID, THE BOMB WILL EXPLODE.
MC: Whoa!
CG: YES, IT'S VERY DANGEROUS.
CG: SO BE CAREFUL, MR. CHEEZE.
MC: I will. I promise.
CG: GOOD.
CG: NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
CG: LIKE THIS SECRET.
CG: WHAT'S INSIDE THE GREEN BOX?
**MC: Is it a cookie?**
CG: YES!
CG: IT'S A COOKIE.
CG: A COOKIE WITH A SECRET INGREDIENT.
CG: CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS?
MC: Chocolate?
CG: YES!
CG: IT'S A COOKIE WITH CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS.
CG: SO IF YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE, YOU'LL LOVE THESE COOKIES.
MC: I do like chocolate.
CG: I KNEW YOU WOULD.
CG: NOW, MR. CHEEZE, ARE YOU READY TO TELL ME SOME OF YOUR SECRETS?
MC: Uh, I don't know.
CG: COME ON, MR. CHEEZE, YOU CAN TELL ME.
CG: I PROMISE I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
MC: Okay, fine.
MC: I found a secret room.
CG: REALLY?
CG: WHERE IS IT?
MC: It's in the green box.
CG: REALLY?
CG: THAT'S GREAT!
CG: I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE.
MC: I don't know.
CG: WELL, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT.
CG: THANKS FOR TELLING ME, MR. CHEEZE.
CG: I'M SURE I CAN FIND IT.
CG: I'LL SEE YOU LATER.