CollageStudentFartApp.class

 //Well I finally got it to my liking after all this time. I'll leave the other versions up so you can see my "creative process."
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std; //LOL MY EXE HAS STDS LOL

void main()
{
    string fartApp;
    cout << "TYPE FART IT'S A FUNNY WORD ";
    getline(cin, fartApp);
    system("PLEASE CLEAR THE TERMINAL IN A PLATFORM-SPECIFIC WAY. IF IT ONLY WORKS IN DOS 2.1 THAT WOULD WORK OUT");
    while(fartApp == fartApp)
    {
        cout << fartApp << endl;
        cout << "LOL I HOPE YOU FARTED BRO LOL EPIC FAIL BIG BANG THEORY IPHONE";
    }
    SYSTEM("PLEASE HALT IN A VERY PLATFORM-SPECIFIC FASHION, IF IT CAN ONLY RUN ON WINDOWS 95 THAT WOULD BE GREAT THANKS");
    free(fartApp);
    return(NOTHING WINDOWS-ONLY FAGGOT MAC IS FOR NERDS);
    free(free());
}