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 //Well I finally got it to my liking after all this time. I'll leave the other versions up so you can see my "creative process."
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#include <iostream>
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#include <string>
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using namespace std;
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using namespace std; //LOL MY EXE HAS STDS LOL
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int main()
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void main()
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{
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	string msg;
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	string fartApp;
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	cout << "Enter message: ";
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	cout << "TYPE FART IT'S A FUNNY WORD ";
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	getline(cin, msg);
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	getline(cin, fartApp);
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	system("cls");
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	system("PLEASE CLEAR THE TERMINAL IN A PLATFORM-SPECIFIC WAY. IF IT ONLY WORKS IN DOS 2.1 THAT WOULD WORK OUT");
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	while(msg == msg)
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	while(fartApp == fartApp)
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	{
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		cout << msg;
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		cout << fartApp << endl;
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		cout << "LOL I HOPE YOU FARTED BRO LOL EPIC FAIL BIG BANG THEORY IPHONE";
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	int x;
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	cin>>x;
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	SYSTEM("PLEASE HALT IN A VERY PLATFORM-SPECIFIC FASHION, IF IT CAN ONLY RUN ON WINDOWS 95 THAT WOULD BE GREAT THANKS");
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	return(0);
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	free(fartApp);
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	return(NOTHING WINDOWS-ONLY FAGGOT MAC IS FOR NERDS);
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	free(free());
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}