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1 | //Well I finally got it to my liking after all this time. I'll leave the other versions up so you can see my "creative process." | |
2 | #include <iostream> | |
3 | #include <string> | |
4 | - | using namespace std; |
4 | + | using namespace std; //LOL MY EXE HAS STDS LOL |
5 | ||
6 | - | int main() |
6 | + | void main() |
7 | { | |
8 | - | string msg; |
8 | + | string fartApp; |
9 | - | cout << "Enter message: "; |
9 | + | cout << "TYPE FART IT'S A FUNNY WORD "; |
10 | - | getline(cin, msg); |
10 | + | getline(cin, fartApp); |
11 | - | system("cls"); |
11 | + | system("PLEASE CLEAR THE TERMINAL IN A PLATFORM-SPECIFIC WAY. IF IT ONLY WORKS IN DOS 2.1 THAT WOULD WORK OUT"); |
12 | - | while(msg == msg) |
12 | + | while(fartApp == fartApp) |
13 | { | |
14 | - | cout << msg; |
14 | + | cout << fartApp << endl; |
15 | cout << "LOL I HOPE YOU FARTED BRO LOL EPIC FAIL BIG BANG THEORY IPHONE"; | |
16 | - | int x; |
16 | + | |
17 | - | cin>>x; |
17 | + | SYSTEM("PLEASE HALT IN A VERY PLATFORM-SPECIFIC FASHION, IF IT CAN ONLY RUN ON WINDOWS 95 THAT WOULD BE GREAT THANKS"); |
18 | - | return(0); |
18 | + | free(fartApp); |
19 | return(NOTHING WINDOWS-ONLY FAGGOT MAC IS FOR NERDS); | |
20 | free(free()); | |
21 | } |